[Western Crossover] There’s No Way My Brooding Boss Could Be My Sweetheart

Baudelaire has a lover. Beneath his handsome, sweet, and flamboyant exterior, he's immensely talented, and the thing he says to Baudelaire most often is, “Baby, you're amazing.” Baudelaire has an enemy. He's in the late stages of throat cancer, impossible to communicate with, and as unpleasant as a stone in a cesspit. The thing he says to Baudelaire most often is, “Get out of my Gotham, Sandman.” Later, the lover becomes his sweet boyfriend, and the enemy becomes his awful boss. After joining the Justice League, Baudelaire notices a few coincidences His boss has had three Robins, and his boyfriend has three adopted sons; His boss's high-tech gear is all built with cutting-edge Wayne Enterprises technology, and his boyfriend's last name is Wayne; His boss is a close friend of Superman and Wonder Woman, with whom he co-founded the League, and his boyfriend introduces him to his decade-long friends Clark Kent, Diana Prince… … … Baudelaire suddenly sits up in bed, lights a cigarette with trembling hands, and asks, “B-Bruce, what do you think of Batman?” “A costumed clown, a self-satisfied chauvinist pig, and a hopeless messiah-complex case.” Baudelaire relaxes. As expected, his dark and brooding boss couldn't possibly be his sweet boyfriend. “Again?” Baudelaire lies back down, entirely at ease. [Warnings] Imperfect character portrayals A comic-book-style romance A little preview of an upcoming story "Madness Is Good, Actually!" Yu Zhao transmigrates and becomes Yu Zhao, the eleventh prince of the fictional Yu Dynasty. His mother's family is in decline, the emperor is inept, the princes are ambitious, and powerful families and foreign enemies are poised to make a move. With everything going wrong from the start, his golden finger, the Merit System, makes a bold declaration: Win the succession! Take the throne! Build a golden age! Yu Zhao is fired up: “All right!” Then, the next day, his disgraced crown prince of an older brother publicly presents a lump of honeycomb coal at a banquet. Yu Zhao: ? On the third day, the seventh prince, who had fallen into a coma with a sudden illness for half a month, not only wakes up perfectly fine, but keeps muttering, “In this life, I will…” Yu Zhao: ?? Later on, the left chancellor's dissolute son makes a stunning impression in the palace examination, and his essay, “On the Relations Between Productive Forces and Relations of Production,” spreads throughout the capital. At the little princess's first-birthday grabbing ceremony, the new top scholar's inner voice suddenly rings out for everyone to hear: “Gossip System, keep going! Whose red mandarin-duck bellyband is that Assistant Minister of the Left wearing?” A sky screen suddenly appears over the imperial palace: [Hello, viewers. Today we'll talk about how Emperor Taizu of Xuan became an eternal emperor amid the struggle for supremacy.] … … Completely numb, Yu Zhao counts on his fingers: science student, humanities student, reborn, inner thoughts broadcast aloud, gossip System, sky screen, transmigrate into a book… Then he looks at the Merit System, which gives him ten merit points for doing one good deed a day before promptly shutting down. Yu Zhao thinks for a moment. “This world is way too crazy. Maybe we should just give up on the succession?” The Merit System says confidently, “Wait a little longer.” Yu Zhao asks, puzzled, “Wait for what?” As soon as the words leave his mouth, his mother consort tears through the void and arrives with a sword in hand. “Who dares stand in the way of my son's path to becoming the Human Emperor? I'll cut them down!” Yu Zhao: ! #Madness Is Good, Actually! Theme: Face yourself, don't run away, and become a better person