[Western Crossover] When a Burned-Out Gamer Gets Bound to a Decorative Wayne

The teacher asked me to touch your most private place, but I can't touch it... Let me touch... Wucao! Why is your draft box empty? Wow, wow, damn it, it's like the food in a five-star Michelin restaurant, it's delicious but not full 🥺 🥺 🥺

I want to laugh when I think about Bwayne's various investigations in the future and finally finding out that Julian is just a pure love brain.

IF line "Gone Girl" [Gotham Police Department, press conference, 10 a. M.] The spotlights poured down like a torrential rain. Bruce Wayne stood in front of the podium, his hair was messy, his eyes were obviously black and blue, he looked like he hadn't slept all night, and his beautiful blue eyes had lost their sparkle. The suit was rumpled and the tie was tilted to one side, making him look decadent and pitiful. No—what happened to the poor Prince of Gotham? "Mr. Wayne," a reporter raised the microphone, "you said your assistant was missing, but the GCPD's press conference this morning reported last night's large-scale gun attack - are the two things related?" Bruce raised his head, and in his steel-blue eyes was a collapse that had never been seen in Gotham before. "I don't know," he said, his voice hoarse. "I only know that he didn't go home last night. The phone couldn't be reached. He has been staying in the hotel I arranged for him after the apartment explosion - but that hotel is what you call the 'crime scene'." The whole place was in an uproar. "You're saying - Julian Reid was the victim of last night's attack?!" "Not sure yet!" Bruce's voice suddenly raised, with a hint of trembling, "But maybe it is - he was still with me yesterday afternoon, and he promised to reply to my message in the evening, he -" He paused, lowered his head, and his shoulders shook slightly. The spotlight flashed like crazy. Director Gordon, who was standing in the corner, pinched the bridge of his nose and felt that his blood pressure was soaring at a speed visible to the naked eye. "... What on earth does he want to do!" Director Gordon gritted his teeth, never expecting that his old friend would hinder the police station's investigation in such a way. Detective Harvey Bullock, who was standing behind him, was looking at the farce with an "I knew this would happen" expression. Three minutes ago "Sir," Alfred's voice came from the earphones, with a unique British expression that remained calm in the face of disaster, "I must remind you that your current behavior may be recorded and become a repertoire of major media outlets in the United States in the next twenty years." Bruce stood behind the podium, looking at the dark crowd of reporters outside through the gap in the curtain, and whispered: "I know." "Moreover, Mr. Reed is not missing at all. He may have just completed his mission and returned to the CIA." "Yeah." "So you were in-?" Bruce was silent for a second. "... Afu, we need to figure out their purpose!" Alfred sighed, looking unconvinced. [Press conference in progress] "Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne!" A female reporter squeezed her way to the front row, "What is your relationship with Mr. Reed? It is rumored that he is your new love. Is this true?" Bruce looked up. Under the spotlight, his eyes were slightly red. "He is my lover." He said tremblingly, and his affectionate voice silenced the whole place for an instant. "I don't know what terrorists or whatnot. I don't know what those bastards in the hotel want to do. Maybe they captured Julian... As we all know, my dear assistant has an unusually beautiful appearance-" The media in the audience are whispering Poor Wayne paused, as if trying to suppress the pain in his heart, took a deep breath and said: "He promised me he would come back... But he didn't! He must have been captured by bad guys!" The Gotham Prince's voice was choked with sobs. There was silence. Then, a voice came from behind the crowd: "... Bruce?" Everyone turned around. Julian Reid stood in the doorway with that blank look on his face that said, "Why did the world go crazy while I was gone?" He was wearing a plain white shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his forearms and his hair was a little messy. He looked like he had just run from somewhere - which he was. Bruce froze. Then, with the entire Gotham media watching, he stepped off the stage, walked through the crowd, and walked toward the door step by step. Julian opened his mouth, wanting to say something—— But Bruce had already walked up to him and pulled him into his arms. This time the spotlight is going crazy. Julian stood there stiffly, his brain turning into mush. Why did Bruce say that he arranged for him to enter the hotel, when he clearly used Mark's identity... He found out? "... Bruce?" He whispered, "W-what are you doing?" Bruce didn't answer. She just buried her face in the crook of his neck, and her hot breath spread on his neck, making him wince. "When we go back, you must give me a reasonable explanation!" Hot hands pressed on his back threateningly. Then he didn't know what was happening, the fearsome feline was tasting his prey, nuzzling him from neck to cheek. All he felt was Bruce's teeth on his lip, and then the smell of blood—and some hot emotion he couldn't describe. There was also the hand that firmly clasped the back of his neck, the fingertips gently stroking the roots of his hair. After an unknown amount of time—it might have been three seconds, or it might have been three years—Bruce finally let go of the sluggish Julian. But he didn't retreat any further. Bruce still maintained that dangerously close distance, his forehead pressed against Julian's, the tips of their noses brushing against each other. The spotlight is still flashing. Journalists have gone crazy. Commissioner Gordon covered his face in the corner. "Gotham Sun" front page [Extra Number] The billionaire collapsed and is looking for someone! Wayne's new love is actually the "only missing person" in the terrorist attack? Our reporter Vicki Weir reports on the scene A thrilling press conference was held at the Gotham Police Department this morning - not to report on the hotel shootout that resulted in the arrest of 18 people last night, but for one man. Bruce Wayne, Gotham's most famous playboy, suddenly burst into the GCPD press conference at ten o'clock this morning, claiming that his personal assistant and rumored boyfriend Julian Reed was missing in the hotel attack last night. "He promised me!" Wayne stood in front of the podium, his voice hoarse, his eyes red, and his suit wrinkled as if he had just been fished out of the trash can. "He said he wouldn't leave! He said -!" Wayne, who was out of control, refused to leave the podium until GCPD Chief James Gordon personally came forward and promised to "fully search" for Mr. Reed's whereabouts. However, a dramatic scene took place at the end of the press conference—— When Wayne choked and said "he is my lover", the missing client Julian Reid suddenly appeared at the door of the venue. "I just went to buy something." Mr. Reed told our reporter afterwards, with a blank expression. However, according to police insiders, Mr. Reed did appear near the crime scene last night - surveillance showed that he appeared in the business district near the hotel at 4 a. M., And his whereabouts since then have become a mystery. "He is lying." A GCPD detective who asked not to be named said, "We investigated all the 24-hour convenience stores around the hotel, and none of them saw Mr. Reed!" "And who goes out shopping at night? The only people who go shopping at that time are... Oh... Poor Wayne! We hope he knows about this..." So, where did Mr. Reed go during the few hours he disappeared? Was it like the police report said, that he just "happened by"? Or is it like rumors that he has an ulterior connection with that mysterious armed organization? Or - he just wants to test the billionaire's sincerity towards him? Mr. Wayne responded: "I don't care where he goes. As long as he comes back." When asked if he was worried about Mr. Reed "disappearing again," Mr. Wayne showed a heartwarming smile: "He won't." (For details, see the 3rd edition: "Five Hours Missing - Timeline Analysis of Wayne's New Love"; the 4th edition: "From the Gun Case to Wayne - The Investigation of Mr. Reed's True Identity") "Gotham Tabloid" Entertainment Edition [Exclusive news] Wayne's search for his wife! The billionaire cried in public, but his new love is...?! Written by our special gossip specialist Laughing to death! Yesterday, it was said that Wayne and his new love were inseparable, and today his new love started playing "Gone Girl" - as a result, Wayne's boss went directly to the GCPD press conference and staged a "missing person notice" in front of the city's reporters! "He's mine!" Wayne said with red eyes. Help, what kind of domineering literature is reflected in reality?! What's even more shocking is that just when Wayne was about to cry, the missing "new love" Julian Reid appeared at the door of the venue with a confused look on his face. "I'm just going to buy something," he said. Buying something? Going shopping at four in the morning? Poor Wayne, it is said that it was the hotel he booked. But the scariest thing is not this - According to people familiar with the matter, Mr. Wayne took Mr. Reed back to Wayne Manor afterwards and has not left it yet. Gotham Daily Opinion Page [Editorial] Mr. Wayne's "meltdown" and Gotham's "show" Today we witnessed a spectacle. Bruce Wayne, the city's symbol of wealth, breaks down for a man in front of the cameras of Gotham's media. Is this an expression of genuine affection, or a carefully planned public relations stunt? If it is true love, then we need to ask: Why does the love of a billionaire need to occupy public resources and disrupt police press conferences? If it's an act, then we need to ask: What is Mr. Wayne trying to cover up? In last night's hotel attack, 18 militants were arrested - and Wayne's "new love" happened to be the "only missing person" in this case. Coincide? Or does the Wayne Group have some connection with these illegal armed forces that we don't know about? We call on the relevant authorities to investigate this matter thoroughly. What Gotham needs isn't a billionaire love story, it's the truth. ——Editor Mike Engel Gotham Forum Hot Posts [Hot] Laughing so hard, Wayne cried about his husband at the GCPD yesterday, but it turned out that his husband just went to fool around, and Playboy also had a bad day. Posted by: Gotham's enthusiastic citizens As title. I was at the scene today, and really, I have never seen such a horse-catching scene in my life. Wayne stood on the platform, with red eyes and hoarse voice, saying "He is my lover" and "He promised me he would come back" - all the reporters in the audience went crazy, you know, the spotlight was so bright that I thought the world was going to end. As a result, when the door opened, the "missing" Julian Reed walked in, looking confused. Wayne rushed off the stage and hugged him, burying himself in his neck - I swear I saw his shoulders shaking. Reed's whole body froze and he didn't know where to put his hands. Ha ha! Help, what kind of bloody plot is this!!! 1St Floor: Gotham Night Owl Hahahaha I was there too! Reed's expression is really amazing! Floor 2: Did Batman hit anyone today? It's so hilarious, and what's even more amazing is Wayne's smile after the kiss, it's so bitter, it's like a playboy meets a more playboy! 3Rd Floor: Narrow Island Scientist Isn't it possible that they are in the same room? Why wouldn't Wayne book a hotel for his lover and not go there? When did he show such pure love? Floor 4: Gotham Night Owl Something's wrong with you upstairs, hahahaha Floor 5: Honorary Citizen of Arkham So where did Reed go for those five hours? Really just going to buy something? (Ps. I know you all want to know what he bought, but I think this matter can be put aside for now.) Floor 6: Enthusiastic citizens of Gotham (the original poster) According to the police, he was not seen in any convenience stores around the hotel after 4 a. M. 7Th Floor: Narrow Island Scientist Good guy, so he's lying? Floor 8: Did Batman hit anyone today? In other words, the place he went to was not a convenience store. Floor 9: Gotham Night Owl What horror stories are you talking about? I'm just telling you!!! And the original poster, why is Wayne at the bottom? You turned everyone against you! Floor 10: Honorary Citizen of Arkham Come on, come on, if he disappears again tomorrow, Wayne will blow up the GCPD. 11Th Floor: Enthusiastic Citizens of Gotham (Owner) Support Wayne in bombing the GCPD (not) Gotham Police Department internal memo "Supplementary report on the events of this morning's press conference (attached: Wayne's mental state assessment)" To: Commissioner Gordon From: Detective Bullock Subject: Supplementary report on the events of this morning's press conference Director, I know your blood pressure is already very high, but I still have to say: That guy Wayne did it on purpose, he just wanted to use this platform to show off his affection! This ridiculous dandy! (Also: Wayne said to me before he left, "Apologise to Commissioner Gordon for me. It won't happen next time" - next time? And next time?!) "Batcave Monitoring Log·Encryption" File number: ##### Recorded content: Conversation between Batman and Penny One Alfred: Okay... Do you want me to help you prepare a suit for the show? Bruce: Wrinkle it up a little. Looks like he hasn't slept all night. Alfred: You did stay up all night, sir. This doesn't need to be acted out. Bruce:… [Wayne Manor, that night] Julian was pinned down on the bed in Bruce's bedroom, his wrists were loosely clasped above his head, his tie was tilted to one side, and three buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, exposing his collarbone and a small piece of his chest. Bruce stood above him, looking down at him, with a dangerous light in his steel-blue eyes. "Cat food?" Bruce said, in a "you make it up, keep making it up" tone. "... It's really cat food." Julian whispered. "Buying cat food at four in the morning?" "I'm just too anxious." Julian burst into tears. The NPC did not trust him and turned black. Is there any chance to remedy the situation? "Oh?" Bruce leaned down, his lips pressed against his ear, and the heat spread on the sensitive skin, "Then did you buy it?" Julian blushed. "Buy... Got it." "Where's the cat?" "... Not found." Bruce chuckled lowly. "So," he straightened up and looked into Julian's eyes, "you went out at four in the morning to buy cat food, but couldn't find the cat—and then you disappeared all night, not answering your phone or responding to messages, and we performed a missing person farce in front of the whole world?" Julian opened his mouth, wanting to say something. But Bruce didn't give him a chance. He leaned down, put his lips against Julian's collarbone, and bit it gently.

So cool! Not only did it have the main text to read, but it also came with delicious extras. I ate so much, I gnawed and chewed a few mouthfuls, but why did I run out of food so quickly? Hungry, please eat, please, eat! 🐰❤️

[Hold your chin] The more you look at the black extra, the more yellow it becomes 💛💛💛

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🤩 Two cats, the protagonist is so lucky to have two cats

? This cat is laughing maniacally!

Was he mistaken for Jason? Is it because this Watney is from the set of The Martian? Why can't the same actor be considered the same person? Hahahahahahahahahaha

Radar: Help me, help me 😭