[Western Crossover] Every Bat Is on My Household Register

Little angels, if you're interested, please check out my upcoming story too~ [Western Crossover] How to Conquer Gotham with an Intelligence of 1 from the Start The full synopsis is at the end. It's a Fourth Calamity Batman kid~ Please add it to your favorites and show it some love!! Synopsis If you asked what it's like to have a miserable life, Orrin Wright would have plenty to say. Working 38 hours straight of overtime for his capitalist boss was bad enough!! But who could accept getting hit by an Arkham ambulance right after spending three hours in line after work to successfully buy a limited-edition Batman doll?? The worst part was waking up and being forced to become the acting warden of Arkham Asylum in a parallel world. Good news: He has a golden finger System. Bad news: Every prisoner escaped before the story even started. The System issues a life-or-death mission: Turn Arkham around and restore order. Orrin: Thanks for asking. I'm at Arkham, I've gone dark, and I don't want to be disturbed. System: [I know you're in a hurry, but don't panic yet. First, draw a card and summon a hero from next door to help you out.] A flash of golden light, and an elegant prince of Gotham appears, wearing a bespoke suit, his features strikingly handsome. Orrin: "System, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like I'm from Metropolis? Why give me some rich guy? What does that even mean?" The next second, a riot breaks out. This sweet rich guy tears a metal bed frame apart with his bare hands and takes down the rioters in a few swift moves. Orrin: "...Tch. Looks like I pulled an UR." With the sweet rich guy carrying him all the way, Orrin completes his first mission without a hitch. Just as Orrin is about to build a relationship with his first SSR, the System delivers a thunderbolt from a clear sky: [Mission complete. Summoned unit will soon be sent back~] Orrin: ?! My System, my heaven, my Batman, my earth! I'm begging you, leave me a guide to pulling god-tier cards, ahhh System: [There is one! Summoning heroes is work. In principle, we must protect their human rights. But if a hero becomes the Host's family member, then work becomes personal life, and that doesn't fall under the labor laws' protection of human rights~] Orrin: o.O Bruce: O.o The System paints them a rosy picture: [Stay here, and you might get to make one amazing wish come true!] Orrin: ...When it comes to being a capitalist, System Bro, I concede defeat. Bruce: ...If it's only a family relationship in name, I suppose that's not out of the question. From then on, Orrin's career as warden becomes one big hero family reunion. Mr. Wayne, sweet as can be, relationship: spouse. A battle-worn Batman who arrives later, relationship: strict father. One Batman on his left, relationship: son. One Batman on his right, relationship: grandpa. Later, a Gotham Daily reporter risks his life to ask, "Warden Wright, how do you manage Arkham so well?" Orrin, dressed in a proper suit, answers with a solemn expression: "There's no secret to it. It's all in the family registry." Reading Guide: 1. Bottom protagonist, 1v1, happy ending. A silly, sweet, satisfying story with a slice-of-life focus! 2. Sweet detective Bruce Wayne x silly warden Orrin. The protagonist is a dumb puppy! A dumb puppy! He'll grow later, but he'll still be a dumb puppy! I really love stupid, silly puppies! 3. The characters aren't smarter than the author. Please forgive any plot holes or shortcomings! (Bows to the ground.) The character card is my own drawing of Orrin as a puppy maid! 030 Upcoming Story Synopsis In the year 30XX, full-immersion games are flourishing around the world. Preyer, who has just graduated from high school, receives a birthday present: a full-immersion game pod and a game called I Am the Emperor of Gotham. Preyer: "Interesting. I love being emperor^^. Let me take a little taste and see how it is." Preyer logs in in a flash, leaving all character creation settings on default. Hurry, hurry, hurry, he's really in a hurry. At the game's opening screen, Preyer grins and brings up the mod loader. Obviously, he came to Gotham to become emperor. He doesn't want to level up from zero! [Infinite Lives: You will return victorious from death countless times!] Load! [Infinite Money: You will possess more wealth than anyone else in this city!] Load! [High Status: You will be adored more than anyone else in this city!] Load! [True Sage: When you wake up, everyone in the world will have 80% less intelligence, while you stay exactly the same!!] Preyer: "Interesting. I love steamrolling everything. I'll take it." *Warning! This mod's source is untrustworthy! Do you really want to run it? Yes/No* A line of blood-red text smacks Preyer in the face. He gives a cold laugh. After years of surfing the internet, he isn't bothered by a mere warning. With a wave of his hand, he chooses: Trust! *Warning! This mod's source is untrustworthy!...* Trust! *Warning! This...* Trust, trust, trust! [Mod installation complete. Enter the game?] Yes! Gotham, I'm freaking coming!! Wayne Manor is peaceful, until an extraordinary guest suddenly arrives. A handsome boy with black hair and blue eyes, who looks about fifteen or sixteen, knocks on the door of Wayne Manor. Bruce looks at him in confusion, and the boy calmly speaks. "Hello, you're my dad, and I'm your son. Daddy, I'm hungry. I want food." Bruce: ? Protagonist: Preyer Aime (I Am Player). CP: The Dark Knight Core Theme: Love can make anyone a hero