I Heard There Was No Mr. Bat Here

Name: I Heard There Was No Mr. Bat Here
Author: Lingguang Jinyu

听说这里没有蝙蝠先生

by Lingguang Jinyu (陵光烬语)

Status: Completed
Length: 452k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Originally titled My Car Has a Mind of Its Own. Batman pairing. Warning: an unconventional superhero AU. Batman still has his money-making superpower, while Superman is just a strong investigative reporter in the early part of the story. There are mystery-solving elements. I’m BW, though some people call me Bat. I’m so rich I could rival a country, and I have fancy cars and beautiful women, a super butler, and a staff of all-rounders who work tirelessly for me. I always get what I want. I thought my world would stay this way forever, until I started noticing that something was off about my car... In a parallel world where the timeline was knocked askew and Batman never became BAT, a world where superpowers have yet to fall into the hands of their rightful owners, will heroes still appear in this era? Theme: Heroes need no fanfare. Choosing to be a good person is an act of courage.

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