I Turned Gin into a Lovestruck Fool

[Third-person narration in the main story. Upcoming stories: Ten Shadows Technique, but I Summon Tailed Beasts; Kuroko Valley: A Guide to Farming at the Distillery Organization] I'm Aiba Yuuha, an "ordinary" high school student. At death's door, I ended up in someone else's body and switched souls with him. This body has long silver hair, wears all black, and has a sidekick who looks like a textbook extra. Extra: "Boss, who are we killing today?" I looked grave. "Something else needs my attention today." I carefully picked up my feverish body and carried it away. The extra froze, then understood and became resolute. "Boss, I'll guard the door! I won't let anyone disturb the two of you!" Me: ? * To stop him from ruining my ordinary high school student persona, I decided to apply for a teaching job at Teitan High School so I could keep a closer eye on him. Elementary school detective: "Has my identity been exposed?!" Later: "What? Gin is ignoring him because he's trying to hit on his classmate?" The Red and Black Factions, who'd all applied to be teachers because they thought there was some conspiracy: "? Gin, you bastard! You dare mess with me!" * He thought I'd tarnished the title of top assassin, so he came to the distillery to keep my every move in check. I went out of my way to hide and protect him. Dark-skinned Public Security agent: "Gin is actually taking orders from someone and protecting him so carefully. Could he be the Boss?!" Some FBI agent: "Gin's love runs so deep? If I dye my hair silver now, is it too late to get that high schooler to give me intel?" Boss: "What? Now that Gin's dating someone, the organization isn't his top priority anymore?!" I completely lost it when these people tried to get close to my body: one slap for Bourbon, two for the FBI, and the Boss got the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms! No matter who you are, stay away from his body! The Red and Black Factions, attacked indiscriminately: He's gone mad. Gin's completely lost it! * The two of us nearly killed each other because of our out-of-character behavior, but the Red and Black Factions thought we were madly in love and couldn't live without each other. The Red Faction cried bitterly: "Yuuha, stop going down the road of crime! Hurry up and break up with Gin!" The Black Faction raged: "Gin, you ****! The distillery isn't part of your playtime! Get that lovesick brain out of here! Fuck you!!" Me: But we're really not dating! In the end, with everyone hoping for it, we returned to our own bodies completely. Me: "Time to clear things up." Gin (through gritted teeth): "Clear up what, Boss?" Me: "...Clear up that we're together." Red and Black Factions: ...??? The former Boss left behind a mysterious message written in blood: The organization forbids lovesick idiots! The organization forbids lovesick idiots!! The organization forbids lovesick idiots!!! But who here is lovesick? This makes no sense. * Main story is in third person. The characters get put through the wringer, with misunderstandings based on wild assumptions. Out-of-character warning. I just wanted to write something fun and silly to cheer myself up. If you don't like that, feel free to leave. Upcoming story: Ten Shadows Technique, but I Summon Tailed Beasts Uchiha Rei had been frail in his previous life. He died at just ten years old, then ended up in a place called the Zenin family, reborn as a seven-year-old child. The new world still believed in the strong ruling over the weak, and the Zenin family was so rotten it made him sick. Rei, now with a healthy body and Uchiha blood, burst out laughing: I'm awake. It's hunting time! -- A monster was born in the Zenin family. At seven, someone insulted him at a banquet, so he jumped onto the table and used a fireball to burn off everyone's hair. At eight, he awakened a dojutsu called the Sharingan, making a name for himself and shocking the jujutsu world. He declared that he would rename the Zenin clan the Uchiha clan. At ten, he summoned a tailed beast made of sand. A vast wave of sand swallowed the Zenin family. At thirteen... At sixteen... Uchiha Rei's Sharingan awakened an ability unlike those of the rest of his clan. He could copy the afterimages of tailed beasts and project them into this world. Well, that settles it. He charged into the Jujutsu Headquarters. "You old geezer, it's about time you let me take the top seat." Today, Uchiha Rei was going to rule the jujutsu world. Who's with me? Who's against me? What? Someone disagrees? Then go tell it to his one, two, three... nine tailed beasts! * One day Rei: "I'm going to create a world with nothing but little flowers." The higher-ups and the Black/Underworld: "Who is Little Flower? Who killed Little Flower? Get out here!" Gojo: "It's a flower he keeps." Higher-ups: ... □□: ... Who provoked that mad dog now?! * Just when the curse spirits thought their carefully laid plans had finally succeeded, they saw a black-haired boy standing atop the Ten-Tails, covering his scarlet eyes as he laughed wildly: Congratulations on passing the test. Now you can challenge me. What? You think I'm the protagonist who challenges the villain? Wrong! I'm the final boss you have to challenge! #A slightly chuunibyou young Uchiha #The blurb doesn't mention it, but the main story includes Bungo Stray Dogs #Lighthearted power fantasy, a little goofy Theme: Life is full of wonders