Making Peace with the Prosecutor, Science-Style

Also updating: The Ninja World Is at Peace After Infrastructure Development, female lead, no CP Forthcoming: The Literary World's Assassination Order, male lead is Detective Poirot, pairing with Ayatsuji, bottom is the main focus - Qiuyue Yaoyai is an utterly ordinary prosecutor in the Special Investigation Department of Beika Town. The only thing that makes him a little unusual is: While his coworkers are so busy their hair is falling out, his is thick and glossy. While his coworkers are working themselves to the bone, he spends every day drinking goji berry and cola. While his coworkers don't leave until dawn, he just lies flat. The happiest part of his day is clocking out on time, buying groceries, and heading into the kitchen to cook... only to be stopped before he can turn on the stove, as his boyfriend or one of his boyfriend's police academy friends rushes back and kicks him out of the kitchen. Hiro: I didn't kick him! Rei, Hagi, and Wataru: Neither did we! Matsuda: Yeah, I did it. Several years later Qiuyue Yaoyai's regular daily routine is probably drinking goji berry cola and gazing up at the sky, sighing with contentment: Beika Town really is a peaceful place full of remarkable people. The criminals who don't dare make a move: ...If it weren't peaceful, you'd have beaten us to death already! The distillery that went bankrupt: I can confirm he's a devil! The high school detective's certain washing machine: He's the man who could make every criminal investigator unemployed. The black-haired double agent whose side job was shut down: If he ever gets caught, I won't show him any special treatment. The kind and caring Officer Hiro: I'll keep an eye on him, but isn't he pretty cute? The police academy group: ...Cute like a criminal with no brain? Reader's guide: 1. Hiro × Qiuyue, with Qiuyue as the bottom. 2. The protagonist is a man determined to be a good person while staying in his comfort zone. If there is no comfort zone, he'll flatten the ground and build one. 3. No character bashing or dumbing down. The male lead has absolutely nothing to do with the distillery. Theme: Working hard at life is instinct, and loving peace is a virtue