The Real Liquor Uses Random Skills to Torment Both the Good and the Bad

[New novel now available: How Is the Final Boss Tomie? Check it out in my author profile if you're interested!] Yuchuan He is a transmigrator. She wakes up in a lab tank at the Black Organization, where Vermouth calls her "Ruby." As everyone knows, a winery staffed by nothing but counterfeit booze and watered-down liquor, with only a few overworked employees holding it together, is doomed to go under. And she's a lab experiment from the winery, branded as the real deal through and through. ...This is a pretty miserable start to a transmigration. Yuchuan He just wants to give up. Being a bottle of real liquor and dying along with the organization in the end wouldn't be so bad. [Ding! The Random Skill System is at your service.] [Are you struggling to find a way to survive? Do you find other people boring? Do you feel that there's nothing in this world worth staying for?] [Random Skills will make your dull life more interesting. Everyone will be crazy about you!] Yuchuan He, giving up: Interesting.jpg Whether I die sooner or later, I die either way. Let's have a wild time! Making life miserable for others is a fine transmigrator virtue! Skill One: [I Want to Dye This Thing Green!] You can pull out green hair dye anytime, anywhere, and give everyone's eyes a break. Green-haired Yuchuan He: Sure. Their eyes are so offended, they wish they were blind. The Many-Faced Witch: Did something go wrong in the experiment with your brain? Skill Two: [Smoke Means No Harm] You can survive dangerous accidents and conceal your tracks. Lucky Yuchuan He: You could also call it "No Body, Still Alive." Hooray! The Bomber: Why aren't you dead?! Skill Three: [Don't Make It Rain at Such a Dramatic Moment!] Whenever a tragedy happens, a downpour begins. Umbrella-less Yuchuan He: Hey, bro, bro, mind giving me a lift? The Winery's Overworked Employee: ... Skill Four: [Objects Hitting People] Everyday life is full of accidents. You've merely increased everyone's odds of being hit by an object. Unlucky Yuchuan He: It's a question of probability! Let's all have some bad luck! The Whiskey Trio: Ruby, you're terrifying. The Black Organization's "Ruby" is a vicious madwoman who doesn't care about her own body. She spends her days on the brink of death and loves to create chaos. But sometimes there's a distant, otherworldly feeling about her. No one can ever be her kite string. Yuchuan He: ? Not one word of that is right. What exactly gave you that impression? The Red Faction and the Black Faction: ... Are you completely unaware of your own behavior?! ◤Please Note◢ #The slacker protagonist spends her days trying to betray the winery and torment others. She's real liquor that could go bad at any moment. #Many original details; the timeline is chaotic. #A comedy, happy ending, pairing already decided: Gin. ■Completed Stories in My Profile■ ◆Boys' Love spinoff: The On-Screen Comments Keep Shipping My Narcissus CP, a self-love pairing and a fun, science-themed tale with my alternate self from Detective Conan~ ◆Romance in a Two-Dimensional World: My Childhood Friend Turns Out to Be Gin, Yuchuan He x Gin. If you're interested, check out my profile for these and my other completed and upcoming stories → Theme: Living well is how we pursue a bright future.