[Starting the reverse volume on the 21st. The reverse-volume chapters run from Chapter 29 to Chapter 39, so if you've already read them, please buy with care. Three updates on the day it goes VIP. Please support me, cuties. Mwah!]
Hayami Ranji has discovered that his life goals always take inexplicable turns at the most crucial moments.
Before middle school, his goal was to inherit his family's rather hopeless dojo, just like his dad.
But before he could even finish middle school, he joined the biggest Mafia family in Italy.
Just as he held real power and was about to get promoted by kicking out his boss, who had gone traveling,
he went home for a vacation and got shipped off to the police academy.
Just as he was about to graduate from the police academy and finally get out of the mud to embrace the light,
an explosion sent him to a liquor company full of watered-down fake booze, with just half a month to go before he got his diploma.
Just as he thought he could take down the whole liquor company from the inside,
his police-academy classmates, who had also gone undercover as fake booze, showed up and resolved to rescue him from the company.
With his career once again at risk, and the situation showing signs of being dragged in a strange, suggestive direction,
Hayami Ranji: ...I've been on edge for so long, I can finally let my heart die in peace.
Coming Soon: [Anime Crossover] After Changing My Secret Identity, NPCs Came Looking for Me
As a popular game-reviewing content creator, Kamo Zeya receives a special game.
[Stage One]
Kamo Zeya is sent to a special school. The environment is nice, there are very few students, and his favorability as a socially anxious person instantly goes up.
He's pleased and writes a +1 rating in his little notebook!
Kamo Zeya is sure the theme of this stage must be friendship! Hard work! Victory!
Then, during the first off-campus lesson, Kamo Zeya realizes: oh my god, this is a supernatural horror stage!
His classmates are nice and say they don't mind taking the risks while he gets to share in the credit.
But Kamo Zeya still decides to seize the opportunity to fake his death and start over with a new account! He'll pin the blame on the higher-ups in the jujutsu world! And he'll write a -1 rating in his notebook!
Note: The only reason the score isn't in the negatives is out of consideration for his friends!
[Stage Two]
After switching accounts, Kamo Zeya immediately starts the second stage.
He becomes a member of a secret organization. Just how secret is it?
It doesn't even have a name! Even he, someone who's read the System's plot summary, only knows it as the Black Organization! Sounds exciting!
Notebook rating: +1
It's just that there's a lousy teammate in the organization who suspects he's fake booze every day...
At last, Kamo Zeya decides to betray him! Take out that lousy teammate! He's the organization's rising star!
Then Kamo Zeya discovers that he really is a bottle of watered-down fake booze...
Taking money from the Yokohama MAFIA organization while doing jobs for the Black Organization...
Looking at the huge sum deposited in his account every month, right on schedule,
Kamo Zeya: ...Thanks to that poor sucker of a boss for continuing to pay my salary.
Just as Kamo Zeya feels a pang of conscience and wants to make things right, his cover gets blown
[Stage Three]
An orphan, he goes to live with his distant uncle, who is a doctor.
As soon as he arrives, his uncle transforms from a doctor into a MAFIA boss.
Kamo Zeya: ...So I've finally met that poor sucker of a boss.
Feeling guilty about what he did in the previous stage, Kamo Zeya goes along with it and joins as one of the executives.
Based on the limited information available, the poor sucker of a boss killed the previous boss for the sake of the organization's growth...
So this stage must be about running a business! Kamo Zeya is confident!
Then he discovers that this stage is just as hellish as the previous one. His friends either want to seize power or jump ship!
Kamo Zeya angrily throws down his notebook! Can't there be a theme about friendship, hard work, and victory for once?
Just wait. Once he gets out of the game, he's definitely leaving a bad review!
[Stage Four]
At last, a school-life setting. This calls for celebration! This is his home turf!
Kamo Zeya writes in his notebook, moved to tears: +1 rating, bad review pending!
Finally, middle school graduation arrives, but his friends, who used to play ball together, have fallen out and demand that he choose a side.
Just as he's flipping a coin to decide which friend's invitation to accept for high school...
the lousy teammates from the previous stages start popping up one after another, and the passionate school-life stage instantly turns into a ridiculous mash-up...
Forced into a battle royale stage, Kamo Zeya trembles with fear QAQ
BUG! It's definitely a bug!
Kamo Zeya angrily whips out his notebook! No need to wait until he gets out. He can leave a bad review right now!
Coming Soon: [Cultivation System] Sorry, I Got the Wrong Script
As the protagonist, you have to have a tragic background and a painful past.
No. 003 receives instructions to transmigrate into the body of an unborn child.
During the spiritual root test, he waits for the child, born amid auspicious signs, to be declared without spiritual roots and driven out of the family. Instead, the test makes him the first disciple of the head of the top sect.
As the first disciple, he waits to be framed and accused of colluding with the demons, then have his cultivation crippled and be expelled from the sect. Instead, he soars to success and becomes the new sect leader.
As the sect leader, he waits for...
Wait! No. 003 shakily takes out the script. Did the Main God really give him a protagonist's script, and not one for a disposable stepping stone?
[PS]
1. The entire police academy group gets to live.
2. The protagonist is a boy, but because of a curse, his memories include an episode from childhood where he turns into a girl after getting soaked with cold water.
Theme: Living in darkness, but turning your heart toward the light
I want to watch the police academy and know that chaos is the identity chapter of the Italian Mafia
But I didn't see the plot of Ran Already falling out of the police academy group. What a pity.
Atsushi: (horrified) Don't come over here!!
Wuhu, Pineapple Head's illusion competition is top notch!
Hahahaha Dundun is a road guide, not a medicine guide 😂
It's so funny, Bunny Zaiji: I have all the characters you like~ It's outrageous, but it feels like it's something he can do 🐶
The author, when will the extra chapter be released?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha good looking
Okay, it's an open ending
I'm afraid it's because of mental issues...?