Huh? I Didn't Order the Zoldyck Family Feast!

[My Lord of the Rings fanfiction, What? I'm Fighting Sauron?, is now underway, with plenty of chapters in the bank. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list~] [Old-school revival / Hunter x Hunter fanfiction / The whole Zoldyck family is delicious!] You died, then came back to life, reborn in a place known as the Dark Continent. Monsters that are neither human nor beast surround you, but deep down you still believe you're human. You resolve to find a way out. You wait for who knows how long. Even the other creatures on the continent are tired of hearing you ramble. Then, one day, you part the mist over the sea and see a ship carrying explorers come ashore. You greet the explorers with delight, but they are all wary of you. Only a man named Zzigg Zoldyck tells you that he'll take you away from the Dark Continent in exchange for your abilities. Without giving it much thought, you leave the Dark Continent with him and arrive at the Zoldyck family home. They're a little strange, but all in all, they're a warm and loving family. With help from a child named Silva, you slowly recover your memories from when you were human. Along the way, you even start dating him. But you can't stand his controlling nature, so you promptly break up with him one-sidedly and set off to travel the world. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the Hunter Association sets its sights on you and sends countless Hunters after you. You let your guard down and are captured, losing consciousness. When you wake up, you're inside a specially made coffin. Your first love has shrunk, and you exclaim, “Silva, how did you get so small?” Killua puts up a question mark. “That's my dad!” You discover, to your astonishment, that your first love has had a whole bunch of children. You can't help but marvel at how much things have changed. Then Killua asks, “Are you the treasure the Zoldyck family lost long ago?” You: ? * An unknown explorer's diary: April 23, cloudy We've finally reached the Dark Continent. It's full of danger. When our ship came ashore, we saw a woman standing in the mist. Her beauty was impossible to ignore, and utterly captivating. April 24, rain I think I've fallen in love with her. Everyone loves her. She is love incarnate. I want her so badly, so badly, so badly!!! ■/■ She is a devil, a calamity. We absolutely must not let her reach the human world!! * Grandfather Zzigg brought back an [item] from the Dark Continent, and even went so far as to hide it from the V5 and smuggle it home. A young child stood at the main house's entrance and saw the woman beside his grandfather. No one could deny her beauty, and at the same time, he sensed that his own future had just changed. In that instant, he thought of the myth about the calamity brought on by curiosity. He heard himself ask, “Who is she?” His mother, Kether, said, “She's a gift to the Zoldyck family.” [Check out my upcoming Lord of the Rings fanfiction next door, What? I'm Fighting Sauron?] You bought a game during a summer sale. You didn't look closely at the title, only at the unbelievably low price. At last, you have some free time, so you open the game. [Loading...] [Welcome to Middle-earth. You will save this land.] [Please set your username.] → [Choose random roll] [Are you sure you want to name yourself “Lin Ke”?] [Next is the tutorial.] → [Choose “Skip”] You skip the tutorial and spend your days in the beginner village, living the leisurely life of a farmer: picking fruit, hunting boars, fishing, and growing vegetables. Until one day, an NPC named Gandalf comes to find you. [Hero Lin Ke, you must go save this land! First, you need to find your companions.] At last, you receive your first main quest: Find your companions. You read the descriptions of your companions: golden hair, blue eyes, pointed ears. Then you look at your username and get it. So you're playing a bootleg Zelda! And so, you set off on your adventure! * The Fellowship's failure allows the forces of darkness, led by Sauron, to take complete control of Middle-earth. With no other choice, the Valar summon a hero to save it. The Valar: This hero is brave and fearless. They see you doing your absolute best to dodge the rock giant's attacks. The Valar: ... The Valar: At least this hero is kind-hearted. They turn around and see you trying to steal an item from a wizard NPC. The Valar: ... The Valar: At least this hero can surely resist the temptation of the forces of darkness. They see you holding the One Ring, planning to sell it. The Valar look at each other. Anyway... you should be able to save the world, right? Theme: Take matters of the heart seriously