My Best Friend's Little Brother Won't Leave Me Alone!

"You have no idea how scary he is. He never talks or smiles. He just stares at everyone with those pitch-black eyes, looking so sinister." After class, Liang Xuping shuddered and lowered his voice to tell his friend how he really felt. "I even think he'll show up beside my bed in the middle of the night with a knife." Jiang Mi smiled helplessly. "Isn't that a bit much? He's only six, and you're ten years older than him." "That's because you've never met him. If you had, you'd think he was the devil reborn, just like I do." Liang Xuping sounded utterly convinced. Jiang Mi scoffed. How scary could a six-year-old kid possibly be? One day, Jiang Mi went to his friend's house to play video games. When he went downstairs to get some water, he saw the younger brother his friend had always avoided. The boy sat on the stairs, staring blankly out the window. Hearing a sound, he looked up. His lashes were thick and curled, his eyes bright and black, and his skin smooth and pale as snow. Jiang Mi thought to himself, So he's a child as pretty as a little angel. The little boy stared at him blankly for two seconds, then suddenly pursed his lips in a smile and slowly reached out both arms. It took Jiang Mi a moment to react. He asked gently, "Do you want me to pick you up, little guy?" Little Jinyi nodded emphatically. Before he turned five, Liang Jinyi was abused by his birth mother. By the time he was brought back to his family, he was already unlike other children. He couldn't speak, refused to get close to people, and was cold, irritable, and destructive. Liang Xuping thought his little brother would never be normal again. Then, one day in October, he brought a friend home to play video games, and saw his brother, who hated people, reach out to ask his friend to pick him up. At mealtime, the boy even insisted on sitting on his friend's lap, blinking his big black eyes and asking his friend to feed him. Liang Xuping was astonished. What shocked him even more was that, when they grew up, his 1.8- or 1.9-meter-tall younger brother asked his 1.84-meter-tall friend to sit on his lap so he could feed him. [A domineering, assertive younger top who is great at acting cute and clingy x A gentle, composed, career-driven elite older bottom] Upcoming: What Do You Know About a Man's Best Dowry? Check my profile to find it! After getting drunk, Shang Song'an slept with a man. And because his head was pounding, he couldn't remember that bastard's face at all. Whenever Shang Song'an thought about it, he flew into a rage and completely lost it. Secretary Jiang calmly tried to talk him down. "President Shang, it was just a one-night stand. Why are you taking it so seriously?" Shang Song'an laughed in disbelief. "What do you mean, 'just a one-night stand'?! That was my first time! Secretary Jiang, do you know that chastity is a man's best dowry?!" The more Shang Song'an thought about it, the more annoyed he got. "Your best dowry is still intact. How can mine be gone?" Secretary Jiang remained calm. "Mine's gone too." Shang Song'an stopped flipping through the documents and stared eerily at his fair-skinned, level-headed, rational secretary, who looked like a character from a comic. ** Jiang Yu didn't think much of his one-night stand with his boss. That was until Secretary Jiang, who did a hundred sit-ups, a hundred planks, and a hundred pull-ups every day, started losing his abs and growing a bigger belly. He also began having occasional cramps and nausea, so he hurried to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor looked at the report with a complicated expression. "You..." Secretary Jiang stayed calm. "Go ahead. I can take it." Doctor: "You're pregnant." Secretary Jiang: "I'm a man." Doctor: "That's why I'm worried you won't be able to take it." Secretary Jiang: "..." Damn it, I really might not be able to take it. Theme: Nothing is impossible for someone who sets their mind to it