I'm Done Being a Jujutsu Sorcerer!

[The main story is complete; the bonus chapters are still being written] Gojo pairing, proceed with caution if that bothers you After a long night that felt more like a lifetime than his brief life had, the divine child of the Gojo clan opened his eyes again. Then five remarkably familiar faces appeared right in front of him. "You're awake? The surgery was a success!" 5t5: ??? The new world had no cursed energy, curses, or sorcerers, not even special abilities. Everything seemed so peaceful and tranquil... "Boom!" The hospital where he had woken up exploded. After being transferred to Beika Hospital, he saw reports of cases on TV every other day. 5t5: ??? The white-haired kitty was discharged and saved a bandaged kitty who was on the verge of death by the roadside. He then set a new record for the fastest readmission. 5t5: Everyone here is so nice, and they all talk so sweetly. I love it here! He also bought the injured black cat a pile of useful and useless things. His fox best friend, who later received a bank alert about unauthorized charges: ? Gojo Kitty and Dazai Kitty had nothing to do. After spending three days loafing around and stopping four cases, they decided to... Become idols. No, wait. They founded the Armed Detective Agency's branch in the Detective Conan world. In one month, they took 20% of the Mouri Detective Agency's clients. In three months, they reached several agreements with the authorities. Six months later, they brought down a famous multinational liquor company. The two kitties: Boring. But, oh gods, please let these peaceful, uneventful days last forever. This is my prayer. "An ordinary person is like a clock. When it falls silent, when its soul is shut away, life rings out. It's all echoes, traveling far away." Gu Cheng Tips: 1. I don't know how the one-eyed cat will patch things up, or whether he'll ever do it. But the plot has obviously gone off the rails, and I can't take it anymore, so I impulsively started writing my own version. Whatever happens later in the manga has nothing to do with this story. 2. The setup is that Gojo comes to Detective Conan after "dying completely." There will be no Jujutsu Kaisen or Bungo Stray Dogs elements, and no special abilities. 3. The pairing is Gojo x Dazai, a crossover pairing. I originally wanted to give Gojo the kind of love you'd give a puppy, but I want to see two little cats who've been through so much cuddling together. 4. Any out-of-character behavior is on me. You can yell at me, but please don't yell at the characters. (Preferably don't yell at me either. I'm just a sad person.) Theme: I just want to live a peaceful, quiet life.