[After watching two episodes of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., I’m ready to go again.
I’m working on a backlog. I might reopen this story someday without warning.
Preorder: Haikyuu!!: The Fox and Me, a Haikyuu!! fanfic, a Miya twins love triangle. Blurb at the very end.]
(1)
My childhood friend is a peerless hero.
Someday, he’ll turn into a kitty and cuddle up to me.
That’s right. Sorry, I got it backwards.
I have a childhood friend who’s known as the “god of the anime world.”
After we started high school, he suddenly began keeping his distance from me.
It annoyed me a little.
Okay, I admit it. It annoyed me a lot.
But luckily, I lured, ahem, adopted an irresistibly cute white cat. I was so obsessed with petting it every day that I had no time for my awful childhood friend.
One day, while chatting with a friend about the beast-ear trend that had recently made a comeback, I had a sudden inspiration and pointed at the kitty curled up in my arms.
“Transform for me!”
And then my adorable kitty really did turn into my not-at-all-adorable childhood friend.
I was so startled I dropped my phone.
No! Where are the catgirls I was promised? Hurry up and turn back!
Even as my childhood friend pinned me down on the bed, I still had time to think.
(2)
Whenever Saionji Maho sees certain people, odd keywords always pop into her head.
When she sees her pink-haired childhood friend, “Kusuo A-Mo” loops in her mind.
When she sees her manga artist friend, she thinks of “108 ways to switch genders.”
When she runs into a young tennis player, letters like “TF” and “SY” drift before her eyes alongside magical pink bubbles.
Even the bandage-wrapped guy she fishes out of the water has the label “Holy Grail of Humanity” attached to him.
Saionji Maho has spent most of her life, up to the age of fifteen, trying to make peace with the world as she sees it.
But she never imagined that a trip to Okinawa would open up an entirely new world to her.
Watching a little octopus cheerfully surf the sea, she struggled to restart her materialist worldview.
* Pairing: Kusuo A-Mo. The romance comes later.
* Third-person narration.
* Primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, Fate/Grand Order, Nurarihyon no Mago, and other series. Lots of original settings and timeline changes. A silly, lighthearted story at its core. OOC warning.
* Please read the author’s note after Chapter One to decide whether to continue. No writing advice, please. If you don’t like it, click away in the upper right. The author is sensitive, so if you drop the story, there’s no need to leave a comment.
[Blurb dated 2022.10.30]
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(1)
Question: What should I do if I run into my former crush on a blind date and immediately blurt out their name?
Questioner adds: My former crush recognized me too, and the blind date somehow turned into a class reunion.
Answer 1: Did you come here looking for inspiration for your novel?
Answer 2: You still aren’t getting together after all that? You still aren’t getting together? You still aren’t getting together?!
Answer 3: Take my blessing and get lost.
Questioner replies: But I used to date his twin brother...
(2)
Hoshida Rina attended Inarizaki High School, where she spent three years as a classmate of the older brother in the famous pair of twins from that year’s volleyball world.
She liked how lively the twins were and thought they looked dazzling when they played volleyball.
But she was just an ordinary, unremarkable bookworm in the crowd, and she had never even gone to watch a volleyball match.
Years after graduating from high school, Hoshida Rina suddenly realizes she still can’t escape the strange fixation she has on the Miya twins, and has somehow fallen into an inexplicable love triangle
Osamu: “Tell me, who do you actually like?”
Samu: “It’s okay. I can accept whoever you like... It’s definitely not Osamu, right?”
Hoshida Rina: Don’t come any closer!
Theme: With great power comes great responsibility
The Day I Ran an Ugly Cat Bot
[Western Crossover] Is the Server on Duty in the Service Area Today?
[Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan] I Became the Strongest Through the Great Yokai Growth System
The Wicked Fox and Me
Ranpo's Unexpected Childhood Friend
[Prince of Tennis] Comfortably Compatible, Absolutely in Love
Can You Sports Types Stop Being So Competitive?
The Detective Conan Crew Came Back to Life in My Plush Dolls
I'm Done Being a Jujutsu Sorcerer!
Don't Run a Business in the Detective Conan World
Now Gojo Sansan: Are you having a bad idea by turning into a cat and staying next to my cute student? Gojo Sansan in the future: Thanks to Kusuo Amu, I can do whatever I want hehehehehehehehehehehe
Damn, how could you do this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the resentment from the card draw and crash could generate a curse spirit!
I really hate Conan and Toru Amuro's constant stalking and eavesdropping, which makes them act like they are superior and unscrupulous. They are not ashamed to invade other people's privacy, but feel proud when they see people staring at other people's secrets like wolves and dogs. Ever since I discovered this two years ago, I have turned from a fan to a black fan. I am so angry. It kills me. Why should you follow our sister? Why should you doubt our sister? The only good people in the whole world are his family, the Maori family, and the five members of the police academy. I'm so angry that I'm so angry. Oh Toru Amuro, I asked you to follow me. It's not your domain. You insist on coming over and being attacked by the curse spirit, and causing trouble for our sister and Hui.
If you are so good-looking in real life, of course you have to have hot pot with Naohua.
Donating blood, two years, and the previous bgo joke, did Maho go to Chaldea to become a master?
Great Nan tomcat, please turn me into a kawaii cat.
I already had a guess after hearing the description of the eyes, and the subsequent incident of pretending to be Nakahara Chuuya confirmed my idea. As expected of you, Dazai.
Madam, madam, where is the male male cat?
Did Maho become a master? To be honest, hahaha