Hurry and Take 5T5 Away

[Completed: A Record of Winning Over Senpai Dazai]

[Preorder: A FiveTazu story, Please Win Over the "Unwinnable" Target]

Here, you'll see 5t5 getting pranked by Dazai again and again.

You'll also see the legendary moment when Dazai stops halfway through a prank, only for 5t5 to storm off and complain to Dazai's boss.

Boss: Sure, I'll fire Mr. Dazai right away.

5t5: Huh? Who told you to fire him!?

Boss: Then...?

5t5: Let him keep pranking me!

The FiveTazu News Channel was lucky enough to interview the people involved:

5t5 (quietly requesting a face blur and voice alteration) (loudly): If anyone's going to prank someone, it'll be me pranking him! He just can't bring himself to say he loves me!! I understand how shy he is---!!!

I've got money to burn!!

From now on, I'll go by Bai Yi Bu Tie Wu Duoduo, and shower him with cash!!!

Dazai (didn't request a face blur or voice alteration) (innocent, tilting his head): Oh my~ This way I get to see cute little Wujun~ (smiles)

I just couldn't help teasing him~

Mm~? Are you crying? Wow, you're just too cute, Wujun~

In response, the FiveTazu News Channel reporter said:

Both the prankster and the one being pranked are having a great time :)

I don't understand, but I'm profoundly shaken.jpg

Reader's guide:

1: Couple is FiveTazu, 1v1. Don't be a ship-war instigator.

2: It's not a long story, so please don't wait for a bulk release. Show your support by urging the author to update~

3: This is just for fun, for both the author and readers. No writing advice, please. No need to notify me if you drop it.

4: There are lots of dividers like (./|/), so if that bothers you, read with caution.

5: My understanding of the characters isn't great, so some out-of-character moments are inevitable.

6: The blurb and the story are related about as much as the beef and shrimp on an instant-noodle package. Take them with a grain of salt.

Theme: It's not waving, it's asking for help.