Special-Grade Cursed Spirit: Bandage Freak

[Complete] Extras 1, 3, and 5 continue the main story; 2, 4, and 6 are standalone extras. Four treats in one! Please leave a five-star review! My new story, The Long-Awaited Bride of the Zoldycks and Her Self-Cultivation, is now underway. The verdict is in: [This does not constitute plagiarism or excessive borrowing.] Chapter One was locked after malicious reports. For the evidence and details of the original, see web Jinjiang Panda Liuliu. One day, Dazai threw himself into the river yet again. He thought he had finally reached the end of his life, but when he woke up again, he had landed in a different world, one where cursed spirits were as common as dogs and weirdos were everywhere. Even worse, to his grief and despair, he discovered that he was immortal (.) So, under the watchful eye of a white-haired teacher who called himself the strongest, and with various factions trying to recruit and harass him, Dazai stayed true to his dream and began finding all sorts of ways to get himself killed. + Villain 1: Let's create a new world where only cursed spirits exist~ Villain 2: Let's create a new world where yokai reign supreme~ White-haired teacher: Give it up. Even I can't exorcise you. Dazai: ... Dazai: Is there another way? Give me the fastest one. Pairing: Gojo x Dazai Tips: 1. OOC is standard, and there are original settings. Please don't offer writing advice. 2. This is a sweet story. Adorable cover by Xianyu Pie Quick announcement: this is what I'm writing next: The Long-Awaited Bride of the Zoldycks and Her Self-Cultivation Illumi, driven to desperation by his family's pressure to marry, claims to have found the perfect candidate for the position of the Zoldyck family's eldest son's bride: 1. A pretty face and an elegant manner 2. Even-tempered and considerate 3. A flexible job with time for family 4. Financially independent, so she won't waste my money 5. No family to deal with, so no complicated social obligations 6. Most importantly, incredibly strong! The elders, delighted: So, which young lady is she? Illumi: The head of the Phantom Troupe. The elders: ...That band of thieves? Isn't their leader a man? Illumi: Is there a problem? (With a plan to match: Go ahead and agonize over it!) The elders: (Want to speak, but hold back) (A jumble of feelings) (Torn between joy and sorrow) Three days later, Illumi finds Chrollo. Illumi: The plan is going smoothly. The Boss: Mm. Illumi: But another problem has come up. The Boss: ? Illumi: My family has agreed to the marriage. The Boss: ?? Illumi: Now they're asking when we're getting married. What do you think? The Boss, who was only pretending to be a bride: ...That'll cost extra. TIPS: * Illumi, eldest son of a family of assassins x Chrollo, infamous leader of a band of thieves * Marriage first, love later x two powerful partners x ruthless scheming x you run, I chase x extreme push and pull (. * OOC is standard practice. You should still be able to follow even if you haven't read the Hunter x Hunter original. * Writing for love. If it's not your thing, please don't be cruel (QAQ) Next up: Gojo and Dazai: My Partner Is a Cross-Dressing Master Gojo: About my partner being a cross-dressing master... Dazai: I'm not, I didn't, don't make things up. Side A: A dating sim that can't be deleted suddenly appears on Dazai Osamu's phone. The game System tells him that if he clears it, he can have one wish granted. The conditions are simple: choose one of three characters, successfully win them over, raise their affection to 100, and unlock the happy ending. Dazai: Easy. But why are they all men? And why are they just silhouettes? System: That's not important. Focus on their character profiles. Dazai (smiling): It is important. System: If the player doesn't choose, the System will select randomly. Countdown: 10... Dazai: ...I'll pick number 3! System: The player has selected this world's target: [The illegitimate son of a certain mafia boss who still believes in the light] Side B: Gojo Satoru impulsively taps an unfamiliar app on his phone and enters a dating sim. Too lazy to read the walls of text describing the characters, he picks the only silhouette with long, flowing hair and a skirt. System: The player has selected this world's target: [The bride who married a certain mafia boss to bring him good luck] Gojo Satoru: What the heck? Am I playing a mafia boss? System: No. You're the boss's illegitimate son. Gojo Satoru: ??? An unserious little skit: At the beginning, through rose-colored glasses Confident Dazai: Hah, just a straight guy. Confident Gojo: Girl, that's me in the picture. Not happy with it? Later, when the glasses shatter Gojo: ...Why didn't anyone tell me this was a gay dating sim??!! (Thud! The sound of the affection meter dropping to zero) Dazai: ...Damn it. (This stupid game can just burn.) Teacher Gojo x Armed Detective Agency Dazai Tips: 1. A mutual pursuit where they charge straight into each other's deal-breakers. 2. Tentatively three game worlds: First world: Reborn! / Detective Conan Second world: Naruto (may include Hashirama x Madara) Third world: Hunter x Hunter Finally: Bungo Stray Dogs / Jujutsu Kaisen 3. OOC is standard, and there are original settings. Please don't offer writing advice. 4. Happy ending, lighthearted sweet story. Theme: A gentle world for a gentle soul