The Long-Lived Boss Dazai

Next up: Crossover danmei The Bizarre Odd-Job Worker, pairing with Fyodor. Pre-order for FiveTsu: When Gojo and Dazai's Souls Switch Bodies Blurb: The Boss Dazai had worked tirelessly, day and night, for four years to carry out all his plans. Just as he was about to enjoy a long sleep from which he would never wake, he suddenly received a greeting card. “Wishing you a happy life, a successful love life, a thriving career, and a long life.” The card was so sincere that if he died, his life would rewind. Everything he did became safe, all kinds of lucky buffs were added to him, and his health kept improving. What a vicious curse. He resolved to start a mutually miserable relationship and break up, ruin his career, and drag everyone he disliked into trouble with him. His subordinates watched in horror as their boss's personality changed completely. He started slacking off and chatting at work, wandering around after hours, giving strange orders, and occasionally disappearing without a trace. The entire organization agreed that all those little temptresses out there had bewitched their boss and led him astray, making him more and more foolish. In a fit of fury, they decided to strike back and kill every last one of them. Little Temptress No. 1, Gojo-sensei: “I'm the official partner, no, I'm his only boyfriend. The only thing I'll accept is being dragged over there to marry him. We aren't breaking up, and you won't be widowed either.” Little Temptress No. 2, Mr. Dostoevsky: “Please tell him to stay away from my Decay of Angels and the Rats in the House of the Dead.” Little Temptress No. 3, Cult Leader Geto: “This has nothing to do with me. Get lost.” P.S. 1. Pairing: Gojo x Dazai, age gap with Gojo as the younger one, 18-year-old teacher Gojo x Boss Dazai. Set mainly in Yokohama, centered on Dazai, with plenty of Dazai fans appearing. 2. Overall, this is a healing story, with romance alongside the harassment of everyone around them. 3. Includes original ability users, including Andersen, Goethe, and Shakespeare. Characters with little information in the original work will have headcanons. Recommended story by a friend: The Eighteen Martial Arts for Pursuing Chuuya by Chayue Author's completed FiveTsu stories: The Joy of FiveTsu Lies in Causing Trouble Boundless Comedy x Human Lunacy Can Ability Users Become Sorcerers? Gender-swapped Dazai Author's FiveTsu pre-order: When Gojo and Dazai's Souls Switch Bodies Gojo Satoru, the renowned strongest, perfect in every way except his personality. Dazai Osamu, the renowned genius strategist, brilliant in every way except his combat skills. One day, they suddenly switched bodies... Dazai Osamu stared at the curse in front of him, its mouth open and ready to eat a snack. He suddenly cowered behind a high school boy with spiky hair and said weakly, “Could you protect me for a second? Thanks.” Gojo Satoru gulped down several mouthfuls of river water, climbed ashore, grabbed Hat Guy by the ankle, and cried out in anguish, “Was this your doing?” Everyone else: ??? That seemed out of character, but then again, maybe it didn't. Theme: Break free of your shackles. Tomorrow will be even better