The Secret to Getting Away with Anything in the Detective Conan World Is

#Writing something mindless (crossed out) cute#

Naoko ran roughshod over everyone back in police academy, bullying her classmates every day. After joining the Metropolitan Police Department, she became even more lawless, relying on her powerful connections.

Punching detectives, kicking Public Security agents;

beating up suspects, pummeling her own teammates.

The Metropolitan Police Department was plunged into turmoil, and the National Police Agency's security system was upgraded again and again just to keep her out.

Any officer who gets close to Naoko had better prepare for "handling complaints" and "writing apology reports" to become part of their daily routine.

But her victims couldn't be happier about it.

"What can we do? Our Naoko is a little black cat with jade-green eyes and pink paw pads~"

The "Evil Kitty Operations" log so far:

Using the curly-haired officer's hair as a foot warmer;

Napping on the social butterfly officer's abs;

Ruining the class president's date with his girlfriend;

Chewing up the alarm clock of the overachieving mixed-race agent;

Making the undercover Public Security agent prepare fancy cat food;

Sitting on the FBI's sniper rifle to eat cat treats;

Forcing Vermouth's dog to be her mount;

Swinging from Gin's long trench coat... oh, that one didn't work.

Next time, let's try using that Porsche as a scratching post. Ahem, meow definitely doesn't mean any harm 0w0

By day, she's a diligent police cat, doing the work without the title.

When night falls, she becomes Catwoman, roaming the streets and alleys to protect this unusual city.

Well, she does sometimes take human form, but that always seems to cause trouble because she "can't keep her mouth shut"...

"Scotland? Oh, that's one of my owners."

"Matsuda is so warm. Perfect for sleeping on."

"The last two nights? Bourbon held me while I slept."

"No, Hagiwara won't let me go out without a collar and leash."

Whenever the black-haired, green-eyed girl says these things with complete seriousness and innocent sincerity, it means someone is about to have their reputation ruined.

Some of the worst-afflicted victims cry foul.

"Wait, Date, what's with that look? Why are you pulling out your handcuffs?!"

Naoko: 0w0

Anyway (kitty looks up) (proud face), this world can't live without cats!!!

[Rules for Raising a Cat: Please Remember!]

* The cat has a System and a ridiculously powerful golden finger.

* Naoko isn't really a cat (though sometimes she's a bit of a dog), but her thoughts and actions are influenced by animal instincts.

* Whatever the cat says is right. If it isn't, then it's the guardians' fault.

Also known as "Cats Save the World," "Fluffiness Makes Everything Reasonable," and "Meow Is Number One Under Heaven."

Theme: Salvation and being saved