[Wuxia Crossover] Jianghu Rumors Can't Be Trusted

Official version: As time passes, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth grows ever thinner. A spirit pearl born from chaos can no longer get the nourishment it needs, and it cracks, cracks, cracks... It has cracked open! On the verge of shutting herself away, she has no choice but to put on a sacred beast secret identity and descend into the mortal world to do good deeds and find a way to survive. But maybe she's cracked too badly, because every one of her "shells" has a "disability"??? (All of them can transform into human form.) [The Mute Nine-Tailed Fox] I can help you conceive or avoid pregnancy. Which would you like, sir? [The Lame Merfolk] A little rich lady who cries pearls. Don't be scared, I'll beat you while I cry. [The Hungry White Wolf] Human thoughts smell awful. How can I get a full meal? [The Blind Jade Rabbit] I don't go home when it's cloudy or rainy. Tell me when the moon comes out. [The Deaf Phoenix] Don't call me cute. I can't hear you, and I can't hear you. Luckily, no matter which shell she's in, her friends (powerful backers) don't mind. As for the rumors she causes along the way... Ahem, ahem, I won't take the blame for what my previous secret identity did! Also known as: Which Secret Identity Should I Use Today? and Jianghu Rumors Have Nothing to Do with Me Jianghu rumor version (excerpts) "This year's Yangzhou beauty pageant winner has been chosen! It's a mute female doctor who treats infertility!" "Her beauty makes wandering heroes stop in their tracks, wealthy young masters fall for her, and the greatest swordsman of our time snap his sword in two!" "The source of the magical pearl that appeared out of nowhere half a month ago and then vanished, stirring up the jianghu, has been found! They say it was stolen by Chu Xiangshuai from a fairy island somewhere in the South Sea!" "What fairy island? Just say White Cloud City! Covet a magical pearl, will you? City Lord Ye will serve you a Flying Immortal Beyond the Heavens!" Warnings! Must read 1. Wuxia + cute pets + no angst throughout. This is a feel-good wish-fulfillment story. 2. The characters will definitely be out of character, and the timeline is definitely a mess. 3. There will mostly be romantic tension, but no actual relationships. Synopsis screenshot dated November 20, 2021 Theme: Be strong despite disability, and keep your heart turned toward the light.