My Mission Is to Win Over 5T5

Novel Blurb:

I'm a newly minted curse user. Before I even had a chance to take a job, the curse-user organization that raised me gave me my first order: find a way to assassinate the Six Eyes of the Gojo family.

Having grown up listening to legends of the Six Eyes, I had a question from the depths of my soul: Who am I? Am I even qualified?

Besides, more than ten years have passed, and the Six Eyes has already awakened the Limitless. Countless senior curse users failed to kill him when he was a child. What makes me think I can do it?

I know my place, but my boss doesn't.

My boss drew up a whole series of romance plans for me and tossed them my way, telling me that if I could successfully win over the Six Eyes and become his lover, I could get him to deactivate the Limitless at the most intimate moment and complete the assassination.

I glanced at the giant title on the cover, "A Guide to Winning the Heart of the Six Eyes and Becoming His Beloved," and clapped my hands: Nice.

#OneClickCheckOnMyBosssMentalState##ThisTrashOrganizationIsTotallyDoomed#

After forging a new identity, I enrolled at Jujutsu High without a hitch and became a classmate of the Six Eyes. A cursed spirit manipulator and a sorcerer who could use the reversed cursed technique were in our year, too.

I enjoyed life at Jujutsu High while following the guide and getting close to the Six Eyes.

But my colleagues had described the Six Eyes as "powerful," "a once-in-a-millennium genius," and "a being who raised the ceiling for cursed spirits all by himself." Not one of them had told me he was an irredeemably smug cat?!!!

The chaotic life at Jujutsu High and the pressure of my organization's assignment drove me completely mad. I burned the "guide," grabbed a bottle of liquor, and went looking for the Six Eyes.

Let's destroy everything together.

I swear, at first I only wanted to get the Six Eyes drunk so he'd unleash Blue and Red indiscriminately, but things seem to have taken a strange turn.

The assignment fulfilled its prerequisite in the most bizarre way possible: getting the Six Eyes to deactivate the Limitless during an intimate moment.

But I didn't have the energy left to finish the assassination :)

Later, I found out there was a weapon called the Inverted Spear of Heaven that could deactivate the Limitless.

You could've told me about that thing earlier!!

Oh, well. I've already switched sides and joined Jujutsu High's faction ww~

Story idea noted down on 2023.8.27. Cover uses a template.

"Content warnings"

1. Sweet Gojo and clingy Gojo ahead!

2. Chapters 58-60 have a Goose Goose Duck mini-theater bonus story in the author's notes.

3. OOC, OOC, OOC (important, so I'm saying it three times). The author isn't jjxx and can't perfectly recreate the characters. Their actions and logic are based on the original work plus [this story's plot]. I'll do my best to stay true to them, but I can't truly recreate them. My own understanding will inevitably be part of the writing. If our interpretations differ, there's no need to force agreement, and certainly no need to insist that I write the characters according to how you imagine them. Thank you! (Bows three times.) (So comments along those lines will be deleted. I hope you understand.)

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Here are my upcoming and completed stories~ You can find them by clicking into my author page and scrolling down to the [Derivative Works] section.

[Upcoming Stories]

"Volleyball Boyfriend Dating Log" (derivative work, BG)

A series of sweet, one-on-one romance stories, all about the sweetness. Pick from an orange puppy, a calico kitty, or Tobio Kageyama (other options undecided)~

"A Cloud Viewer Falls into the World of Jujutsu Kaisen" (derivative work, BG)

A girl who has only watched video edits and never read the original falls into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, joins the main cast, and reaches a happy ending with everyone. I want to write a cheerful, outgoing, sociable puppy of a girl ww~ Who could possibly not like a cheerful puppy?

"Pretend Dating with Okkotsu" (derivative work, BG)

Kana: Huh, dating? It's fake (sticks out her tongue).

Okkotsu: You don't want other people finding out about your persona and your secret, do you, Kana? ...Then keep dating me.

"Braving the Infinite City with the Seven Show System" (derivative work, BG)

It's time to let the Demon Slayer world, which relies on pure swordsmanship, experience the mystical dual-sword techniques! What, a teammate is hurt? Let me switch to Cloudshroud Heart Sutra and heal them. What, a demon's appeared? Give me five seconds and the Thunderbolt Lord will be born!

[Completed Stories]

"My Boyfriend Is an Evil Brain Scientist" (derivative work, BG)

The male lead is Kusuke, a twisted, obsessive, gloomy ghost type of guy. He causes trouble early on and falls deeply in love later. A sweet little two-person romance.

"Villager B Wants to Get Close to Gojo" (derivative work, BG)

A gloomy, obsessive girl has a crush on Gojo. It may look emotionally devastating, but it's actually very sweet!

"My Boyfriend Is a Super-Cool Cursed Speech User" (derivative work, BG)

A mischievous girl x a white-haired cursed speech user. A purely romantic, innocent little sweet treat. So sweet!

"Gojo's Younger Brother Wants to Play Volleyball" (derivative work, BL)

Volleyball without supernatural powers. Version 1.0 of Gojo's younger brother is at Karasuno. He's a deadpan-looking, naturally airheaded type with a slightly dark side underneath.

"(Omnibus) Taking on Saiki Kusuo" (derivative work, BG)

A sweet story about Saiki being pursued by his love interest =w= Though she's the one chasing him, Saiki is super doting.

"What I Went Through While Hopping Between Two Parallel Worlds" (derivative work, BL)

Hopping back and forth between two completely different AB worlds!

Theme: When you're about to give up, things often work out in a way you never imagined. So don't give up.