After the White Moonlight's Substitute Bottom Goes Mad, Everyone Gets the Crematorium Treatment

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One day in 1987, Yan Zhanyue, daughter of Donghai's richest man and heir to the Hongyue Group, mysteriously vanished from a shopping mall. No one saw her alive or dead again.

Ten years later, a woman who looked nothing like her appeared in Donghai, claiming the name Yan Zhanyue, inheriting the family business, and stirring up a storm.

When Yan Zhanyue's twin brother, Yan Buxun, learned of this, he suddenly awakened to the world's consciousness.

It turned out that he and his sister were both universally despised cannon-fodder characters destined to die in a novel, while the woman who had stolen Yan Zhanyue's identity was the protagonist. She would take everything from them and make the whole world fall at her feet.

On the day of the family recognition banquet, Yan Buxun put on a wig and a long dress, then walked toward the woman one step at a time in heels several inches high, swaying with every step.

“Murderer? The truth? I don't care.” He caressed his face, which looked nothing like hers, as his red lips bloomed like a blood-soaked poppy. “From this moment on, I'll make every one of you pay, until my sister returns safely.”

Lightning flashed and thunder roared outside the window, while rain poured down. Amid the ever-shifting storm, everyone caught a glimpse of hell.

[Ergou's friendly reminder]

1. Unhinged fiction + crematorium fiction + 1990s entertainment industry setting + revenge and putting scumbags in their place

2. A sharp-tongued, mentally unstable shou + a gong who always thinks he's a dog

3. There's some logic and some sense of right and wrong, but not much. Don't @ me.

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☆. The year is 1998. Yunwhale City, occupied by a foreign empire, is about to be returned.

Tongyuan, the center of local power, holds resources capable of determining the course of events. Forces from all sides gather here to fight over the right to inherit Tongyuan.

Two super typhoons bear down on the city, the tunnel collapses, and Tongyuan becomes an isolated island, cut off from the world.

A young man with amnesia accidentally wanders in. His face is identical to that of the eldest young lady who mysteriously disappeared twenty years ago, and he is mistaken for the returned Jiang Xuan.

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Grandmother warns him coldly: “You have no claim to Tongyuan's resources. Letting you have a meal is already a kindness.”

His older brothers take a hard line: “We have only one sister. You won't lay a finger on anything in Tongyuan.”

His sister, who plays the kind-hearted one, gives in softly, while secretly joining forces with outsiders: “I alone will inherit it.”

The young man lowers his eyes, looking meek and obedient. “Understood, family.”

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Only the System bound to him knows that its Host is about to start making trouble.

An upside-down mad dog chases after Grandmother and pees on her.

The eldest brother loses control and smashes a record against the second brother's head.

A flock of sparrows pecks the White Lotus sister's luxurious mansion into a bird's nest.

An invisible force stirs people's hearts, driving the allied factions to attack one another against their will.

In just a few days, the painstakingly built alliance falls apart.

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The System trembles with fear: “Host, this is not appropriate!”

The young man looks confused: “Didn't you say we should be a loving family?”

The System breaks down in tears: “But you're a man! You're not this family's eldest young lady at all!”

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☆. Fu Jingchao has spent twenty years doing one thing: searching for Jiang Xuan.

On a misty morning when he was six, he saw Jiang Xuan standing at the mouth of a tunnel. Jiang Xuan raised a finger to his lips and said, “Shh.”

Then the mist swallowed Jiang Xuan, and from that day on, there was no trace of them in the world.

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The red mole beneath Jiang Xuan's eyelashes was bright as blood. It branded itself on Fu Jingchao's heart and became an obsession.

When they met again, in the same kind of scene, that person raised a finger to their lips and said, just as they had twenty years earlier, “Shh.”

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A red mole, bright as blood.

Even if Jiang Xuan were reduced to ashes, Fu Jingchao would recognize them.

Jiang Xuan harbors a secret even they themselves don't know.

Every day, Fu Jingchao watches them put on makeup and dresses, trying to play the part of a fragile girl, yet giving themselves away at every turn, leaving him to clean up the mess.

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But whenever Fu Jingchao approaches, Jiang Xuan immediately raises their voice and shrieks, “Pervert! Don't come any closer!”

Fu Jingchao finally loses patience and corners them in the men's restroom.

He loosely hooks a finger through Jiang Xuan's familiar black safety shorts. His voice is hoarse with a long-suppressed desire, and he draws out each word, one syllable at a time.

“You forgot your safety shorts.”

“Liiittle laaady.”

Theme: Go against the current and become your own beloved one