[The novel is complete. Next up: After Raising the White Moonlight's Replacement Dog, Everyone Gets Their Comeuppance. The blurb is at the very end. Please show it lots of support~]
Bai Xu was reborn. Only after dying did he learn that the world he lived in was a book.
He was a cannon-fodder character with a people-pleasing personality. The harder he tried, the more he failed, until the original protagonist's brilliance left him universally hated across the entertainment industry.
His younger brother, Bai Tang, was eighteen years younger. He was a genius, but fiercely rebellious, and when he grew up, he killed Bai Xu and became the book's murderous villain.
Reborn on the day before taking five-year-old Bai Tang to a parenting variety show, Bai Xu declared, "I'm giving up. I'm a lazy fish, and I'm saying it first!"
The haters piled on: Emmm, that kid looks like trouble. Can't wait to see Bai Xu crash and burn!
Cooking task
Other families: What would you like to eat, sweetheart? Your big brother will make you a feast!
Bai Xu's family: "You're the big brother today. Make me food!"
The five-year-old villain obediently picked up a little spatula, only to get whacked on the head with it the next second and collapse. He played the part to perfection: There's no way I'm cooking!
The haters celebrated: Hahaha, Bai Tang did that on purpose, right? Bai Xu thinks he can be a lazy fish? No way!
But Bai Xu clutched his chest, his face pale, and slowly closed his eyes.
Two seconds later, he was asleep.
"..."
The villain, starving to death, had no choice but to get up and cook properly, standing on a little stool.
Viewers: You really are something else!
Cleaning task
Other families: Go play, sweetheart. Your big brother will clean up!
Bai Xu's family: "Oh no, the sofa's kidnapped me!"
Then he spread out his arms and legs and promptly fell asleep, snoring away. His shirt rode up, revealing a glimpse of his lean waist.
Meanwhile, his supposedly rebellious younger brother obediently picked up a broom and scurried about on his short legs, busy on camera. He even remembered to smooth down his brother's shirt.
As the livestream continued, the Bai brothers carried the variety show to success.
During an interview, the five-year-old villain burst into tears. "Waaah, my brother is lazy and greedy! If you don't let me go, his foot bath water's gonna boil dry!"
Haters: Aaaah, what a sweet little brother... No, wait, why hasn't Bai Xu crashed and burned yet?!
Years later, Bai Xu went from being hated by everyone to being loved by everyone. Holding his trophy, he gave his acceptance speech:
"First, I want to thank my dear little brother. He worked so hard to do my laundry and cook for me, and to keep me supplied with snacks..."
The audience covered their faces: We get it, we get it. You must have saved the whole galaxy in your past life!
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The legendary singer Lu Qie had been an emotionally stunted monster since childhood, but was drawn to Bai Xu's freewheeling smile.
He invited Bai Xu to appear in his music video, and they arranged to discuss it at a restaurant.
As soon as Lu Qie arrived, he saw a huge sign by the entrance: Are you sure you want to go in?
Lu Qie didn't understand, so he pushed the door open, only to see another sign:
Are you really ready?
Kid, don't think I don't know what you're up to! Let's have a man-to-man talk!
Five-year-old Bai Tang stood in front of him, holding a pair of nunchucks and radiating menace. "Stay away from my brother, got it?"
[Reader's Guide]
※The original title was A Lazy Fish Gets Famous by Bumming Off His Little Brother on a Parenting Show. It was a bit of a mouthful, so I changed it.
※A nonsensical comedy. Everyone's here for a good time. Don't bring up moral standards, and please don't offer unsolicited writing advice in any form.
※It enters VIP serialization on October 13. A huge three-chapter combo will be released that day. Please show it lots of support~!
Coming next: After the White Moonlight's Replacement Goes Crazy, Everyone Gets Their Comeuppance
Yan Buxun was a universally hated, doomed cannon-fodder character in an old-fashioned, melodramatic novel. His twin sister saw him as a thorn in her side because of his violent, unhinged behavior.
His sister had been lost as a child. Ten years later, she returned to her wealthy family and rose to the top of the Chinese entertainment industry thanks to her striking looks and professional talent, becoming the white moonlight of an entire generation.
To claim the family fortune and reform the entertainment industry, his sister and her suitors joined forces to oppose Yan Buxun. In the end, they broke his spine, shattered his knees, poured a pot of hot oil down his throat, then sank him into the depths of the sea to be imprisoned there forever.
After reading the ending, Yan Buxun gave a wicked smile. He must not have gone crazy enough!
His sister's suitor A called him a sissy and a homewrecker, then tried to drug him when he couldn't seduce him, hoping to humiliate him in public?
Yan Buxun: I'll turn around and give the drug to a sixty-five-year-old granny. May you two grow old together and have a baby soon!
Suitor B ate his food, drank his drinks, then tried to ruin his reputation by setting him up with a prostitute?
Yan Buxun: Send me 50 yuan, and I'll get you HIV, plus fifteen male escorts to party with you all night!
Suitor C pretended to be madly in love and proposed in public, when all he really wanted was to steal his billions and elope with his beloved sister?
Yan Buxun: Officer, he's been fooled. His beloved sister is married with kids, and has had seven babies in nine years!
Only after they were disgraced did his sister and her suitors realize that Yan Buxun had gone crazy behind every one of their misfortunes.
They all begged him to forgive them.
Yan Buxun: Get lost, get lost, get lost! Don't come near me. Anyone who clings to me is a dog!
But an award-winning actor wrapped both arms and legs around him and instantly put on a cutesy voice: Woof!
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Internationally acclaimed actor Gou Yu had a cognitive disorder, commonly called "mental illness," and always thought he was a dog.
After seeing a missing-dog ad online, he decided he must be that blue-eyed husky!
The husky's owner was Yan Buxun, a young man who delighted in psychologically tormenting people.
One sunny morning, the husky couldn't take the abuse anymore and ran away from home.
That evening, Gou Yu disguised himself as a runaway boy, hoping to return to his owner's arms.
"Sir, would you like room service?"
Yan Buxun opened the door to find a handsome blue-eyed man who was exactly his type leaning against the doorframe, smiling at him with alluring charm.
Yan Buxun swallowed, and with alcohol clouding his judgment, half willingly invited the man inside.
"Handsome, are you the top or the bottom...?"
Before he could finish, the handsome man abruptly stuffed him under the covers.
"Shh, don't talk. Let's woof woof woof together!"
Yan Buxun: ⊙ω⊙
Theme: Make peace with yourself
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The Lazybones Takes Her Three-Year-Old Dad on a Parenting Show and Goes Viral
After Losing His Memory, the Delicate Omega Became a Fake Young Master of a Wealthy Family
The Fake Heiress Is a Green Tea, and Her Obsessive Lover Is Too Afraid to Claim Her!
What Do I Do When I Meet the Ex-Husband Who Dumped Me in an Infinite-Flow World?
I Became My Archenemy's Three-Year-Old Nephew and Became Famous
The Years I Spent as an Animal
The Iron-Blooded General Reborn as a Timid Girl in Women's Clothes
After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the Whole World Was Bullied by Cats
I Conquered the Entertainment Industry with Lost Arts
This bqf is really exciting from the beginning to the end. Moreover, the retribution for the parents' evil has come so late, and the heart has been suppressed for such a long time. This feeling is not that good, at least I still feel aggrieved instead of breathing a sigh of relief. (You are right, I am impatient, sorry
The next book opens: "Bai Yueguang's substitute dog raising and the crematorium for everyone" Yan Buxun was born at the top of his game. He is handsome and has a strong family background. Even the dog he raises is an internationally famous dog. He is also accompanied by three loyal dogs: a cold CEO, a wolf-dog bamboo horse, and a top-notch younger brother. Everyone says that apart from being stubborn, he loves his dog as much as his life and is a winner in life. Until that day, Yan Buxun discovered that he was just a stand-in in a wealthy family's bloody novel. Bai Yueguang is his twin sister who went missing at the age of fifteen and has been remembered by the three loyal dog bosses ever since. When my sister goes through hardships and returns gorgeously, the good days of Yan Buxun will come to an end. Yan Buxun: If you don't want the disobedient dog, replace it with another! He broke up with the three bosses on the spot, moved out of Yan's house, and lived a leisurely life. The three bosses all sneered: Don't regret it! Everyone thought that Yan Buxunliang was gone. The aloof CEO made a high-profile courtship to his sister: "Yan Buxun and I were just having fun. My dear, I swear, I'm straight." Before he finished speaking, the actor Gou Yu released a photo: In a private club, the president hugged three prostitutes and kissed passionately. The picture was unsightly. President: ⊙ω⊙ The wolf-dog bamboo-horse took advantage of Sister Aite's words: "I truly love you, and I have guarded you like a jade to this day!" On the second day, actor Gou Yu met Zhu Ma by chance at the hospital and took a group photo. He saw that the patient's medical record card read: HIV. Zhuma:… The top brother became the biggest winner. He looked up to the sky and laughed: "These are all lies. Sister, I am willing to devote all my wealth to you!" Actor Gou Yu broke the news again: "Luan Luanluo, Sister Yan's identity is false, she is not your Bai Yueguang." The whole network is shaking! Damn it, Actor Gou is crazy. All the big guys he targets are either overturned or bankrupt! So the question is, what is his relationship with Yan Buxun? Yan Buxun posted on Weibo: "Er Gou is back to eat ribs." Actor Gou suddenly changed his tone: "Wow! Master, I'm here!" No one knows that Gou Yu, the three-time best actor, suffers from cognitive impairment and always thinks he is a dog. After seeing a dog search advertisement online, he felt like he was the lost blue-eyed husky! The owner, Yan Buxun, loved him so much that he believed that he had become a human. He overcame his psychological barriers and accepted the cross-species love with him. Gou Yu spins around in circles happily, killing every dog that oppresses his master equally. Rich CEOs, wolf dogs and bamboo horses, and top-notch younger brothers regretted their mistakes and came to ask Yan Buxun to get back together. Gou Yu: "Get out of here! I am the dog of this family. The outside dog should stay away!" Until that day, a blue-eyed husky broke into the secret garden of him and his owner. Yan Buxun looked at Gou Yu and then at the dog: "Which one of you is my dog?"
The retribution for these incompetent parents comes a little late.
Emmmmm, I'm really speechless
Hahahahaha, Shura Field
Give it all to you, give it all to you, I love you so much