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[Coming next: The Iron-Blooded General Transmigrates as a Timid Cross-Dressing Idol. Please add it to your reading list. Synopsis below↓↓↓]
[Synopsis]
At the Lu family's reunion banquet, Lu Yi returns after two years missing, and everyone's good days are over.
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Onlooker: Madam, you threw the young master into the wilderness two years ago!
Foster mother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Onlooker: No, he brought the police to arrest you.
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Onlooker: Eldest Young Master, you've had the young master working as a model for a no-name magazine for six months!
Older brother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Onlooker: No, he stole all your fans.
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Onlooker: Boss, you've been using Lu Yi as a stand-in for two years!
Villain: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Onlooker: No, he beat your beloved to a pulp.
No one knows that Lu Yi was once the most revered cat in the Great Zhou Dynasty, accompanying the Sage at court and helping him conquer the realm. He lived in splendor and glory.
He wakes up in a book, stripped of his former glory and facing an early death, now a two-legged creature anyone can bully.
His animal instincts remain, but he has to stumble his way through learning to be human and fight to reclaim everything that was his.
Variety shows, runway shows, life is hard, and catnip is all that keeps him going.
By the way, Catnip is a real human being: aloof, secretly flirtatious, and allergic to cats.
When Lu Yi so much as gets close, the peerless Sheng Mingluo can swell up like a pig's head.
#Did the male god get kissed by a cat today?#
#Yes#
Three months later
#What about today?#
#No, he agreed to it, but the cat wasn't interested anymore#
Couple: A powerful big cat transmigrated into a human x A powerful man with catnip vibes who is allergic to cats
Reader's guide:
1. Written by a cat, so it's as silly and illogical as a cat. A satisfying, sweet read, one-on-one romance. The cat doesn't offer after-sales service, meow.
2. The cat's knowledge is limited, and everything is fictional. Please don't read it as a reflection of real life, meow.
3. If anyone comes in with dried fish treats, the cat will roll around and act cute, meow.
4. Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility. Don't bully cats, meow.
Coming next: The Iron-Blooded General Transmigrates as a Timid Cross-Dressing Idol
Su Ci spent his life on the battlefield. After dying, he transmigrates into an early comic.
The original character is a cross-dressing idol: timid, weak, and untalented. His husband, whom he married for the sake of a political alliance, cheats on him again and again, making him a target of online ridicule until he dies alone.
Su Ci promptly dumps his husband, unconscious after a car accident, into a trash can and picks up his pet hedgehog. "I'm out of here!"
What do you mean, cross-dressing isn't manly?
High heels, hedgehog quills: gorgeous and fierce, he'll still make the haters kneel and sing their surrender!
An ordinary background and no fans?
The four families that control the nation's economic lifeline all speak up: "That's not true! He's my grandson! My wife! My idol! My boss!"
Too flashy and vulgar, with no positive influence?
Sorry, the Navy, the Transportation Bureau, the Public Security Bureau, and all their brother agencies are fighting to be first to send him a banner, and they're already on their way!
The entire internet: We kneel! Our idol is so far above us. We only wish to be one tiny tuft of hair on your heart!
Until one day, Su Ci discovers his beloved pet hedgehog secretly browsing his phone:
#Help! After a car accident, I transmigrated into the little hedgehog my wife keeps as a pet, but he threw my real body in the trash. What do I do? Please help, it's urgent!#
Su Ci: ???
The iron-blooded general transmigrated into a cute, clingy bottom (Su Ci) x The domineering CEO transmigrated into a pet hedgehog top (Gu Qinshun)
Theme: After the protagonist transmigrates into a book, he changes the original character's tragic fate of being bullied, becomes self-reliant, and builds a sound set of values.
??? This plot is so unreasonable, I feel like it (just my personal feelings, don't argue, you are right)
Hey*▽*! So how did Lin Dabao know it was painful?
Although it's a bit weird, it's really nice and awesome.
Mr. Sheng Wei
??ヽ(°▽°)ノ? Finished with flowers!
Is it really over? Finish spreading flowers?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a big mistake
Ah, finally it's updated again
Hahahahaha, what a tragic overturn, Mr. Sheng is in danger
I haven't seen it for a long time, but I'm back again