Coming up next: How Do I Deal with Running Into My Trash Ex-Husband in an Infinite-Flow World? (Main story complete, extras updating), and After the Soft and Demure Omega Loses His Memory, He Becomes a Fake Rich Heir (coming soon). The blurb is at the end. If you're interested, please add them to your favorites. Mwah ↓↓↓
[Blurb for this story]
After an accident, Xing He transmigrated to a zoo 800 years in the future.
This era was strange: humans were illiterate, but animals could read.
Since Xing He could communicate with animals, he was naturally kicked into the animal world.
Being an animal was fine. Xing He didn't ask for much: just food and shelter.
What, the keeper is deliberately making life difficult for him? Beat him up and that'll take care of it!
The panda senior wants to teach him a lesson? I'll report you instead. You're the one who's been around forever and still haven't gotten enough of society's beatings!
Poachers want to capture him and sell him? Sorry, you're the one who's getting sold. Now count how much money we made today!
Everything was perfect, except the zoo director was a little weird. They were different species, but he kept trying to flirt with him.
Xing He: No, no, no. I don't date animals, and beastfolk are out too!
[Reading Guide] Contains original worldbuilding. The story is melodramatic, an unapologetic power fantasy, and full of wild ideas. It's on the long side. The early chapters are silly and nonsensical, and the characters might undergo a genetic mutation later. This is not a straightforward cute-pet story, so think carefully before jumping in!
[VIP Notice] Expected to become a VIP story on October 13. The first 38 chapters will be locked retroactively, so please don't buy them if you've already read them. Check the note in the title. Mwah!
How Do I Deal with Running Into My Trash Ex-Husband in an Infinite-Flow World? (Main story complete, extras updating)
Qin Gui is a senior employee in an organization that counters people who transmigrate into books. Beautiful and aloof, he took on the weighty task of maintaining world peace because transmigrators were being deployed everywhere and using their Systems to hunt civilians.
Protect civilians, drive out transmigrators
In the latest urban legend, every night at midnight, a child in red leather shoes bounces a ball in the hallway, while a nursery rhyme echoes through the entire apartment complex.
Qin Gui blocked the stairwell and kicked the ball out of the park.
“Hey, your head just flew off.”
On a hospital forum, countless posts about vampires visiting patients' rooms at night had been locked, yet every day, a visitor's notice bearing a bat was posted on a door.
Dressed in women's clothes, Qin Gui grabbed the gloomy specter clinging to his neck and sucking his blood, then bit down.
“Small world. I'm a vampire too.”
In Qin Gui's view, this batch of transmigrators was useless, and the Systems were even worse. He crushed them all the way through, without feeling any sense of accomplishment.
Saving the world was probably just that ordinary.
Transmigrators: Is that any way to talk?
Until one day, he was sent to protect an innocent civilian caught up in a horror instance.
The man had striking brows and eyes, and a gentle smile. In every way, he looked like the trash ex-husband who had shot Qin Gui in the back and run off.
Qin Gui blinked, then very sensibly pulled out his forty-meter broadsword.
Well, then.
I'll let you run thirty-nine meters first.
A tireless, sharp-tongued shou x an attack who'll do it again
After the Soft and Demure Omega Loses His Memory, He Becomes a Fake Rich Heir (coming soon)
“As an Omega, you're naturally timid and easy to bully. Anyone can walk all over you. Even if we get married, I won't have any feelings for you. But if you give me half your inheritance, I'll consider sleeping with you for one night.”
His fiance said this to He Yi after he lost his memory.
Naturally timid? You're the one who's morally bankrupt and asking for a beating!
He Yi slapped the guy across the face.
Ever since he was rescued from the disaster site, He Yi had lost all his memories, and his family had been wiped out.
Overnight, he inherited an entire business empire. With more money than he could ever spend, how could he let people bully him?
He decided to raise hell and do whatever he wanted!
Don't like the color of the bedsheets? Throw out the house and get a bigger one!
Relatives keep taking cheap shots at him? Send them to the border and make them raise chickens and dig up ginseng in the freezing cold!
His fiance, who was arranged to marry him, publicly cheats because he's too much trouble? Someone fetch his father and add him to my boyfriend harem. If I don't make him call me Mom from now on, you can count me out!
Then one day, the doctor asked him, “What happened to the scar from your old surgery?”
Only then did He Yi realize he might, perhaps, possibly not be the original person. QAQ
Then the real one came back.
The other man had fair skin, stunning looks, and sparkling eyes. He was actually the prettiest sweet Omega in He Yi's boyfriend harem!
Su Fang, wearing a face completely different from the one he'd had before, braced one hand against the door and blocked He Yi's way.
Su Fang: “I hear you offended all my relatives?”
He Yi: “...”
Su Fang: “And called off the engagement?”
He Yi: “…”
Su Fang: “And demolished the mansion too?”
He Yi: “…”
A tiny crack split open his hazy memories. He Yi murmured, “Listen, I can explain. I had a reason...”
Su Fang casually lifted his chin. “You blew through all that money, and you can't pay me back. You'll have to repay me with your body.”
He Yi thought it over. Since they were both Omegas, he would just have to grit his teeth and be the top.
Who knew that the next day, He Yi would be sobbing his heart out on a hundred-square-meter bed: “You liar! You're clearly an Alpha, but you tricked me into thinking you were an Omega. Give me back my innocence!”
#The story of how my genetic mutation split off a second personality, and I lost him#
#The story of how I lost my memory, pretended to be my own second personality, and tried to top him, only to get topped instead#
[Amnesiac, picks fights with the whole world, and dares to do anything shou x sweet on the surface, dark inside, second personality, Alpha pretending to be an Omega gong]
Theme: Pursue your dreams and create a better life
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I don't understand why I still bought this book after reading it for free... I guess my IQ is about the same as the new generation of illiterate people in the penal colony mentioned in the article...
The ending is so beautiful, I read it in one go, the setting is so interesting
Why haven't you updated it yet?
Ah, Xinghe:...??
Fat Commander went to school?
What! I was also deceived
Give me a like first, to encourage and encourage, ↖(^ω^)↗, (ˇ?ˇ) I want to see more!
It's written in a big and cute way, I like it very much, keep up the good work
It's tied all the way, it's ridiculous and funny, the plot is quite attractive, I hope it will get sweeter soon, and it will also explain why Xing He is here and what disputes he has with Yun Xian. Come on, I like it very much.
Ah? You can't read if you can't read. People 800 years ago couldn't read either. What about compulsory education?