The Fake Heiress Is a Green Tea, and Her Obsessive Lover Is Too Afraid to Claim Her!

☆. Tong Garden, the center of local power, commands the resources to sway the course of events.

Two typhoons bear down. A tunnel collapses, cutting off an island.

A young man with amnesia appears, his face uncannily like that of the eldest daughter who vanished twenty years ago.

He is mistaken for Jiang Xuan, returned at last.

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Grandma says coldly: You get no share of the resources. Being allowed to stay and eat is already an act of mercy.

His brothers are firm: We have only one little sister. You have no place in Tong Garden.

His little sister yields sweetly, while secretly joining forces with outsiders: I alone can be the heir.

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The young man lowers his eyes, all meek and obedient: Understood, family.

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Only the System bound to him knows the truth: in the next second, the Host is going to cause trouble.

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A rabid dog does a handstand and pees on Grandma;

The eldest brother loses control and smacks the second brother over the head with a record;

A flock of sparrows pecks the white-lotus little sister's mansion into a bird's nest.

An invisible force stirs people's hearts, turning allies against one another.

In just a few days, the alliance crumbles.

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The System trembles: Host, this isn't right!

The young man looks utterly innocent: Didn't you say we should be a loving family?

The System breaks down in tears: But you're a man! You're not this family's eldest daughter!

☆. On a misty morning when he was six, Fu Jingchao saw Jiang Xuan standing at the tunnel entrance, holding up one finger: Shh.

The mist swallowed Jiang Xuan, and from then on, it was as if he had never existed.

Fu Jingchao searched for him for twenty years.

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When they meet again, the scene is the same. That person raises one finger: Shh.

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He would recognize that blood-red mole even if it were reduced to ashes.

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Fu Jingchao watches him put on makeup and dresses every day, trying to play a delicate girl, but he gives himself away at every turn. Fu Jingchao has to clean up after him.

But whenever he gets close, that person pitches his voice high and screams: Pervert! Don't come any closer!

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Fu Jingchao finally can't take it anymore and corners him in the men's restroom.

With the familiar little black shorts dangling from his hand, his voice rough with a longing held back for far too long, he says:

"You forgot your safety shorts."

"Siiiis-terrr."

[Reading Guide]

1. The amnesiac young man = Jiang Xuan = Jiang Xian

2. A fake heiress who acts like a scheming green tea, as the shou x a sharp-tongued, rebellious gong

3. Subverting tropes + plot twists + unhinged comedy + a sense of fated romance

4. Set in a fictional world, with a realistic suspense feel. Apart from the unreliable System, there are no other supernatural elements

Theme: Even when born into adversity, keep striving and searching for your true self