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Coming next: My Lazybones Dad Goes Viral After Mooching Off His Kid on a Parenting Variety Show
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“As an Omega, you’re naturally timid and easy to bully. Anyone can take a shot at you. Even if we get married, I won’t have any feelings for you. But if you give me half your fortune, I might consider sleeping with you for one night.”
That was what He Yi’s arranged-marriage fiancé said to him while he was suffering from amnesia.
Naturally timid? You’re the one who’s got no morals and deserves a beating!
He Yi slapped the guy right across the face.
After being rescued from the scene of a disaster, He Yi lost all his memories, and his entire family was dead.
Overnight, he inherited a whole business empire. With more money than he could ever spend, how could he let anyone bully him?
He started doing whatever he pleased and letting loose!
Don’t like the color of the bedsheets? Toss out the room and get a bigger one!
Relatives keep making personal attacks? Send them to the border and make them raise chickens and dig ginseng in the snow!
My arranged-marriage fiancé openly cheats on me because I’m too much trouble? Someone get over here! Add his dad to my boyfriend squad. I’ll eat my hat if he doesn’t start calling me Mom!
Then one day, the doctor asked him, “What happened to the scars from your old surgery?”
Only then did He Yi realize that he might, perhaps, possibly not be the real deal QAQ
Then the real deal came back.
The other man was fair-skinned and gorgeous, with dazzling starry eyes. He was actually the number-one pretty, sweet Omega in He Yi’s boyfriend squad!
Su Fang blocked He Yi’s way with one hand braced against the door. His face was nothing like it used to be.
Su Fang: “I hear you’ve managed to offend every one of my relatives?”
He Yi: “...”
Su Fang: “You called off the engagement too?”
He Yi: “…”
Su Fang: “And demolished the mansion?”
He Yi: “…”
A tiny crack opened in his hazy memories. He Yi mumbled, “Listen, I can explain. I had my reasons...”
Su Fang casually lifted his chin. “You’ve blown through so much money, and you can’t pay it back. You’ll have to make it up to me in kind.”
He Yi thought it over. They were both Omegas, so he’d just have to grit his teeth and top.
Who knew that the next day, He Yi would be crying his eyes out on a hundred-square-meter bed? “You liar! You’re clearly an Alpha, but you tricked me into thinking you were an Omega. Give me back my innocence!”
#About how a genetic mutation split off my secondary personality, and I lost him#
#About how I lost my memory, impersonated my own secondary personality, and tried to top him, only to get topped instead#
[Amnesiac, shamelessly does whatever he wants, dares to do anything bottom x Sweet-looking but secretly scheming, secondary-personality Alpha pretending to be an Omega top]
[Reader's Guide]
1. Since the story features things like genetic mutations, it is tentatively set in an ABO interstellar setting.
2. The top is a secondary personality split off from the bottom, and each has their own body. This is part of the setting, but it won't take up much of the story.
3. The top and bottom both have personality issues, so neither their characterization nor their behavior is perfect. This is a silly comedy, so don't @ me about their values.
4. Going on sale on January 1, 2023. Three chapters will be posted that day. Thanks for your support!
Coming next: My Lazybones Dad Goes Viral After Mooching Off His Kid on a Parenting Variety Show (tentative title)
Shi Xun grew up without a mother, and his father was always busy with work. Left to raise himself, he smoked, drank, and dyed his hair, accidentally becoming the biggest punk in the city.
His father, Shi Xingbo, was stern and short-tempered. Whenever he saw Shi Xun, he threatened to beat him up.
Shi Xun had his complaints. One day, he was going to grind Shi Xingbo into the dirt!
Then one day, father and son transmigrated into a book together.
The bad news: Shi Xun's career as an idol had gone stale, he was mired in scandals, his husband was about to leave home, and he had a three-year-old son to feed.
The good news: That son was Shi Xingbo.
The even better news: Shi Xingbo had lost his memory!
Looking at his three-year-old father, Shi Xun gave a trademark punk grin. “Hey, ever heard of revenge mooching? Get it?”
Shi Xingbo didn't.
No matter. The two of them were about to be thrown onto a parenting variety show.
When it came to getting the kid to eat:
Other families: “Be a good boy and eat up, sweetheart. Then you'll grow big and tall.”
Shi Xun: “All you do every day is play. Get over here and eat. Ahh~”
Then Shi Xingbo climbed onto a wobbly little stool and fed Shi Xun a big spoonful of rice.
When it came to breaking a cup:
Other families: “Don't cry, sweetheart. Breaking things brings good luck.”
Shi Xun: “Look at how many you've broken already! Why are your hands so destructive?”
Shi Xingbo swayed his little hips and smiled bashfully. “Yeah, my hands are so naughty. Don't cry, baby~”
Watching his father become more and more well-behaved, Shi Xun finally opened his arms wide. “Call me Dad and come get a hug!”
The little dumpling put his hands behind his back and gave him a worldly smile. “Brat, say that again. Whose dad are you?”
Shi Xun: QAQ
Theme: Face life with positivity and optimism
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It was finished in such a hurry, but I feel like I can still write! Big! Don't finish it! I can still watch!! There are still holes to fill!! Don't finish it!
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha several times
Hahahahaha, the house was ransacked from behind.
Answers that are not on the same line, hahahahaha
Be clever and wait for pre-received jpg
The writing is very interesting and exciting, but ah, I tied it, it's so uncomfortable
Father and son both go to work to catch star thieves
No, I'm allergic, but I'm not infected. Why do I act like I've been infected? Goodbye, I'm not sure, we're not just a couple yet, that's how the relationship is. It's a pity that I've been watching the process for a long time.
Hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard hahahahaha