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Shi Xun grew up without a mother, and his old man was always busy with work. Left to his own devices, he grew up wild, smoking, drinking, and getting his hair permed. Before he knew it, he had become the biggest punk in the city.
His old man, Shi Xingbo, was stiff and short-tempered. Whenever he saw Shi Xun, he would threaten to beat him black and blue.
Shi Xun had his complaints, too. One day, he would pin Shi Xingbo to the ground and rub his face in it!
Then, one day, father and son transmigrated into a book together.
The bad news: Shi Xun, a former idol, had fallen out of the spotlight and was buried in scandals. His husband was about to walk out, and he had a three-year-old son to feed.
The good news: That son was Shi Xingbo.
Even better news: Shi Xingbo had lost his memory!
Looking at his father, now only three years old, Shi Xun flashed the signature grin of a young punk. "So, there's this thing called revenge mooching off your old man. You get me?"
Shi Xingbo did not.
No matter. The two of them were tossed onto a parenting variety show.
When it came to coaxing kids to eat:
Other families: "Be a good baby and eat up, so you can grow big and tall."
Shi Xun: "All you do every day is play. Come eat, ah~"
Then Shi Xingbo climbed onto a wobbling little stool and fed a big spoonful of rice to Shi Xun.
When it came to breaking a cup:
Other families: "Don't cry, baby. Breaking things brings good luck."
Shi Xun: "Look how many you've broken already! Why are your hands so restless?"
Shi Xingbo swayed his little hips and smiled shyly. "Yeah, my hands are so naughty. Don't cry, baby~"
Watching his old man grow more and more well-behaved, Shi Xun finally opened his arms with love. "Call me Daddy and come here for a hug!"
Then the little dumpling put his hands behind his back and gave him a prim, old-fashioned smile. "Brat, say that again. Whose daddy are you?"
Shi Xun: QAQ
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Bian Jian suffers from depression. When he went to the hospital for a checkup, he met Shi Xun and fell in love at first sight.
He forcefully kept Shi Xun by his side, only to discover that Shi Xun did not love him at all. After they adopted a child, Shi Xun's personality changed drastically.
Unable to endure their suffocating marriage, Bian Jian left home and went to live alone overseas.
He thought all he had to do was wait for Shi Xun to come around, then they could divorce. He never expected his therapist to recommend a parenting variety show.
"There's a father and son on this show. They're loving and devoted to each other. You could give it a try," the therapist said.
With the hope of treating his illness, Bian Jian opened the livestream
His lover, whom he had not seen for three years, was holding his lovely little face and beaming at the camera. "I'm a cute little mushroom. I need the rain to nourish me!"
His well-behaved son immediately climbed onto a chair and frantically waved his little hands. "I-I am a little cloud. I make rain!"
Bian Jian: "..."
[Reading Guide]
※ A silly comedy. Don't bring up serious moral debates.
※ Mischievous bottom Shi Xun x scheming top Bian Jian. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. No childbirth. Shi Xingbo, the dad, came free with a phone bill (not really).
※ Goes VIP on May 6. Chapters 1-38 will be locked retroactively, with a big three-chapter installment dropping that day.
[Upcoming Book]: My Slacker Life Goes Viral After Taking My Villainous Toddler on a Parenting Variety Show
Bai Xu was reborn. Only after he died did he learn that the world he lived in was a book.
He was a cannon-fodder character with a people-pleasing personality. The harder he tried, the worse things went. In the original story, he ended up universally hated across the entertainment world, overshadowed by the protagonist.
His younger brother, Bai Tang, was eighteen years younger. He was a genius, but rebellious to the core. When he grew up, he killed Bai Xu and turned into the book's murderous villain.
Reborn the day before he was set to take five-year-old Bai Tang on a parenting variety show, Bai Xu declared, "I'm giving up. I'm a slacker, and I'm saying it first!"
The haters piled on: "Emmm, that kid looks like a handful. Let's see Bai Xu crash and burn!"
Cooking challenge
Other families: "What would you like to eat, sweetie? Big brother will make you a feast!"
At Bai Xu's house: "You're the big brother today. Make me something to eat!"
The five-year-old villain "obediently" picked up a little spatula. The next second, it smacked him on the head, and he collapsed on the floor, perfectly demonstrating: Like I'd ever cook!
The haters went wild: "Haha, Bai Tang did that on purpose, right? Bai Xu thinks he can slack off? No way!"
Who knew Bai Xu would clutch his chest, turn pale, and slowly close his eyes?
Two seconds later, he was asleep.
"..."
The starving little villain had no choice but to get up, climb onto a stool, and cook properly.
Viewers: "I can't believe you, you little menace!"
Cleaning challenge
Other families: "Go play, sweetie. Big brother will do the cleaning!"
At Bai Xu's house: "Oh no, the sofa has kidnapped me!"
Then he sprawled out and promptly fell asleep, snoring away. His shirt rode up, revealing a small strip of his lean waist.
Meanwhile, the younger brother who was supposedly rebellious to the core obediently picked up a broom and busied himself on camera, his little legs scampering about. He even stopped to smooth down his brother's shirt.
As the livestream went on, the Bai brothers carried the show to success.
During an interview, the five-year-old villain burst into tears. "Waaah, my brother's lazy and greedy! If you don't let me go, his foot bath water will boil dry!"
Haters: "Aaaah, such a sweet little brother... Wait, why hasn't Bai Xu crashed and burned yet?!"
Years later, Bai Xu went from being hated across the internet to a national darling. Holding a trophy, he gave his acceptance speech:
"First, I'd like to thank my beloved little brother. He worked so hard to do my laundry, cook for me, and feed me snacks..."
The audience all covered their faces. "We get it, we get it. You must have saved the galaxy in your past life!"
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Top star Lu Qie was a monster who had never known affection, but he was captivated by Bai Xu's carefree smile.
He invited Bai Xu to appear in his music video, and the two agreed to discuss it at a restaurant.
When Lu Qie arrived, he saw a large sign by the entrance: "Are you sure you want to go in?"
Confused, Lu Qie pushed open the door, only to find another sign:
"Are you really ready?"
"Kid, don't think I don't know what you're up to! Let's have a man-to-man talk!"
Five-year-old Bai Tang stood in front of him, radiating menace and wielding a pair of nunchucks. "Stay away from my brother. Got it?"
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I don't know if Shi Xingbo loves his son or if he simply can't express it. I just think this father-son relationship is really suffocating.
Never wake up. Why should you forgive your parents for the suffering they have inflicted on you? How could someone who let Bian Jian die when he woke up change his mind when he clearly remembered everything when he lost his memory?
Ah, ah, ah, stinky daddy, I hate it.
Hahaha, Shuai Shurong is so obedient, haha
Let the little monster come back woo woo woo
I'm going to die laughing hahahahahaha
God, this father is really suffocating
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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I hope Bianjian won't leave