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[Blurb]
You Jingyun, an old-timer who has lived for three thousand years and can sing, dance, and perform just about anything, suddenly gets hooked on crosstalk. And then things really take off.
Not only does he stand out in a talent show and become a top star in the crosstalk world, he also unexpectedly wins the heart of an arrogant big shot?
You Jingyun has this to say: Every thorn on my road to godhood came from that guy!
He won't let me compete in the talent show? My improvised performances can still rival those of the nation's idols!
He sends me to a variety show so unpopular it's practically buried underground? I can still shine with long-lost skills!
I get too deep into character on a show, and the BOSS treats me like his son? Heh.
After a thorough beating of love, he bends down and asks the BOSS, sprawled on the floor: "So, which one of us is whose dad?"
Cool, multitalented uke (You Jingyun) x arrogant, jealous big-shot seme (Shan Yun)
*Also known as Everyone Wants to Be My Dad, But I'm Actually the Dad, previously titled Is the Emperor Doing Crosstalk Today?
*The title and blurb have changed, and the content has had a few small edits, but it's still the same story!
*Old-timer, unflappable, straight-faced but loves to joke around, crown prince uke x short-tempered, irritable, arrogant, domineering CEO seme
*The uke ate an immortal pill and has lived for three thousand years. This is a fictional story with no real-life models. Please don't make comparisons or discuss real people!
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Coming next: Transmigrating Into a Book and Getting Bullied by Cats Across the World
At the Lu family's reunion banquet, the return of Lu Yi, the family pushover who had been missing for two years, spells the end of everyone's good days.
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Bystander: Madam, it's been two years since you abandoned the young master in the wilderness!
Foster mother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He brought the police to arrest you.
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Bystander: Young Master, it's been six months since you dumped the young master at that bankrupt company!
Older brother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He transferred more than a billion in debt to you.
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Bystander: Boss, you've used Lu Yi as a substitute for two years!
Villain: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He beat your beloved to a pulp.
Nobody knows that Lu Yi was once the emperor's imperial cat, a menace who did all kinds of evil and often plunged the realm into chaos.
After transmigrating into a book, all he wants is to be the wildest supermodel and walk the most expensive runways. Anyone who gets in the way of his rise to fame is dead!
As the most scheming BOSS in the story, Young Master Sheng initially clashes with Lu Yi at every turn. But then he discovers that beneath Lu Yi's untamed exterior is a sweet heart.
He rolls around in the sun, pounces on birds in the garden, and licks his paws in the bathroom. He's just too adorable.
Young Master Sheng coolly sidles up to him. "Be my man (cat), and I'll buy you an entire fishpond!"
Lu Yi scratches his ears, no longer pointy. "Mew off, get away from me!"
Young Master Sheng: QAQ Rejected again today, but I'm still over the moon!
Willful, tough cat-type male supporting character x wealthy young master, scheming cat-loving villain
Theme: Promote traditional art
After the White Moonlight's Substitute Bottom Goes Mad, Everyone Gets the Crematorium Treatment
Born Bad
Orange Cat Chief Inspector Forbids Feeding [Infinite]
The Lax Fish Took His Villain Cubs on a Parenting Variety Show and Became a Hit
The Lazybones Takes Her Three-Year-Old Dad on a Parenting Show and Goes Viral
After Losing His Memory, the Delicate Omega Became a Fake Young Master of a Wealthy Family
The Fake Heiress Is a Green Tea, and Her Obsessive Lover Is Too Afraid to Claim Her!
What Do I Do When I Meet the Ex-Husband Who Dumped Me in an Infinite-Flow World?
I Became My Archenemy's Three-Year-Old Nephew and Became Famous
The Years I Spent as an Animal
The Iron-Blooded General Reborn as a Timid Girl in Women's Clothes
After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the Whole World Was Bullied by Cats
I can grow old with you!
Those last few paragraphs were so damn good that they poked me, oooh, oh, oh, so good!!!!!!!!
So the time limit for the elixir has come
Nice. The last sentence moved me. . .
Although Xu Youming is the villain, can't he be defeated head-on? The protagonist feels threatened by other **s, as if he is not good enough, and it is quite uncomfortable to see such ** words.
I'm curious, how can I, Yun, slap me in the face???(.?▽`.)??
The perfume I bought at a high price doesn't seem worthy of Xu Hua's spicy money.
Yes, I reported it. ????(??????)
Our single dad needs a little caution(.'▽'.)?
Next is the showtime of Shan's father and his cloud???