[VIP Announcement] Going VIP on the 13th! That day, there'll be a three-chapter combo release. On the day of the release queue (expected on the 16th), starting at 1 p.m., I'll add one chapter every hour on the hour, ten chapters in total. They're nice and long~
Next novel: I Became My Arch-Enemy's Three-Year-Old Nephew and Got Famous. Please add it to your favorites~
[Synopsis]
Su Ci spent his life on the battlefield, and after his death, transmigrated into an early comic.
The original owner was a cross-dressing idol: timid and cowardly, utterly untalented, and constantly cheated on by the husband he married for the sake of an alliance. As a result, the whole internet mocked and hated him, and he died a lonely death.
Su Ci promptly tossed his husband, unconscious after a car accident, into a trash can, then picked up his pet hedgehog. "I'm out of here!"
What, you think cross-dressing isn't manly?
High heels and a hedgehog ball: beautiful and badass, and still enough to make the haters kneel and sing "I Surrender!"
An ordinary background and no fans?
The four great families, who control the lifeblood of the nation's economy, all speak up: "That's not true. He's my grandson! My wife! My idol! My boss!"
Too seductive and vulgar to be a positive influence?
Sorry, all the various brother organizations are racing to present him with honor banners, and they're already fighting tooth and nail on the way over to be first!
The whole internet: We kneel! We kneel! Our idol is high above us. We only want to be that little tuft of hair on your beloved's heart!
Until one day, Su Ci finds his beloved pet hedgehog secretly scrolling on a phone:
#Help! After a car accident, I transmigrated into the little hedgehog my wife keeps. But my body got thrown in the trash by him. What do I do? Please answer quickly!#
Su Ci: ???
Steel-blooded general transmigrated into a squeaky, clingy idol (Su Ci) x domineering CEO transmigrated into a pet hedgehog (Gu Qinshun)
Reading Guide:
1. A goofy comedy with no logic.
2. Same-sex marriage is legal in this world.
3. The whole novel is complete and fully written, so feel free to read.
Advance Preview: I Became My Arch-Enemy's Three-Year-Old Nephew and Got Famous
Great news! Mo Huaishu's longtime arch-enemy got forced by his own father into becoming a kindergarten principal!
That three-year-old Shi Yanxi still sucks on a pacifier, lives for freedom, and is still a big baby even now.
Can he really manage a kindergarten?
Mo Huaishu, a frequent guest in financial magazines and a CEO, declared, "The kindergarten will be doomed within three days!"
Before the words had even left his mouth, a pair of hands reached around from behind and effortlessly lifted him up.
Shi Yanxi: "What did you say?"
Mo Huaishu: "...Nothing."
Shi Yanxi: "You said it, so own it. Don't put on airs like Mo Huaishu! Come on, call me Uncle!"
Mo Huaishu: "…"
That's right. After a car accident, Mo Huaishu transmigrated into the body of Shi Yanxi's three-year-old nephew.
Now the two of them are stuck in the kindergarten that's supposed to be doomed in three days, raising a ruckus as they muddle through the chaos.
[Bonus Scene]
One day, the kindergarten starts a livestream. As soon as the camera turns on, a soft little voice blares out:
"Don't pick me up! And don't kiss me!! Put down my underwear, I can take a bath by myself!!"
Another day, a gang of fearsome debt collectors comes to collect, only to find the person they're negotiating with sitting in a huge office chair, glaring blankly and sipping milk with domineering arrogance!
The middle-aged men have no choice but to try Plan B, smiling kindly as they say, "Little buddy, I've got milk candies. Want one? They're even sweeter than you~"
Yet another day, tech genius Shi Yanxi equips all the animals in the city with a human speech app.
A reporter interviews a dog: "What do you like most?"
Dog: "Mo Huaishu!"
Then a panda: "What's your hobby?"
Panda: "To screw Mo Huaishu!"
Finally, a little kid: "Who's your favorite person at kindergarten?"
The kid sticks out his little butt and answers with dramatic emphasis, "Of course it's Mo Huaishu!"
Overnight, domineering CEO Mo Huaishu "becomes" the darling of the whole internet!
Until one day, his arch-enemy Shi Yanxi discovers his real identity
Shi Yanxi: (⊙?⊙) What the hell have I been doting on?
Theme: The protagonist transmigrates into a book and works hard to change his tragic fate, while establishing the right values and worldview.
In the end, the author left two major unsolved questions. One is who Su's father is, and the other is how did Chichi suddenly know that the group leader and Gu Qinshun are the same person?
Oh, it's all over like that! Is what Su Ci's father actually did going to become an eternal mystery?
Jiang Wenning is so bad. If the fire is not controlled, many people will be finished playing.
Let me crawl, Jiang Wenning should die.
I'm very curious, what was Chichi's father before?
Author!! Extra!!
Who is his father?
Please make a sequel! Why did Chichi know that the group leader and Gu Qinshun were the same person?!
Please make a side story ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No extras, no extras, alas :-(