Dating Ranpo

When I was studying at university in Yokohama, I got a local boyfriend. He has a respectable job, a generous salary, friendly coworkers, and is much older than me. His reasoning skills are incredible. He can even figure out when I won’t finish my paper on time. He’s a detective, after all. Sounds like a mature type, right? But Ranpo: “Let’s go on a date, let’s go on a date!” Me: “You just want to gorge yourself on snacks!” Ranpo: “Well… yeah. I’ll share with Momo, too.” I was helpless against him. “…Fine. I want chocolate.” * My boyfriend When he rescues me from trouble, he happily wags his tail and beams. “Ranpo-sama really is amazing. You should thank me properly, Kiyomomo! Maybe we can go to a dessert shop on our next date!” When I get mad, he sidles up to me like a clingy cat. “Don’t hate Ranpo-sama. I’ll share my snacks with you.” When I’m busy and can’t see him, Ranpo drags poor Nakajima-kun along to help him find his way to my school. “If we don’t see each other soon, I’ll get moldy like a cake in the cupboard!” And when I’m lost, his emerald eyes narrow, and he flashes a proud smile. The sharp aura of a detective, so unlike his usual childish self, comes through as he casually says something only the great detective could say. “After all, I’ve had to deal with this world full of idiots for a few years longer than you, Kiyomomo.” All in all, he may not be the mature type, but he’s cute, amazing, and dependable. I love him so much! #Heavily altered plot, slice-of-life ramblings, extremely slice-of-life ramblings #OOC #The heroine is still in school and thinks she’s mature enough to put up with her boyfriend, but she’s actually a bit childish herself. She has flaws, flaws, flaws. #Seriously OOC, OOC, OOC. #Probably a sweet romance. If it isn’t sweet, pretend I never said anything (what) Time to recommend my friends’ stories! *An Otherworldly Green Tea Beauty Treated Like a Poor Little Thing by All of Yokohama* Green tea beauty vs. Yokohama’s top executive (coming soon!) Author: Tianran Dai Xiaoxing *Chasing After Brother Lidao* An unbelievably sweet romance! (Ongoing!) Author: Hao Kun Yayayaya My upcoming story! My upcoming story, *After Dating Tomie*~ Check it out in my column. Tomie’s countless twisted admirers have turned my life into a mess, leaving me terrified every day. Then one night, someone nearly ambushed me with a hammer. I couldn’t take the fear anymore. In tears, I ran to Tomie and apologized. I shouldn’t have written him a love letter. I begged him to leave me alone. I’d been bewitched by his beauty, and it was all my fault. I was sobbing my heart out, barely stopping short of rolling around on the floor to show how thoroughly I regretted it. The black-haired boy with the peerlessly beautiful face looked at me coolly, then suddenly smiled, his stunning beauty like that of a tempting demon. “Actually, you’d be safest if you were with me.” He was right. Even if he said I hadn’t done anything wrong, his twisted, bizarre admirers still wouldn’t leave me alone. Sniffling, I agreed to date him. Dating him was much better than spending every night terrified, and I was too cowardly to suggest breaking up. Who could have guessed that on a sunny afternoon, I’d open the music room door and find Tomie’s blood covering the wooden floor, with body parts scattered everywhere? His admirers had finally killed him. My first reaction wasn’t grief over Tomie’s death. I was so scared I started crying again. Mom! Take me to heaven! Aaaaaah! … I didn’t have much affection for Tomie. You could even say I had none. So after he died, my life went back to normal, until the beautiful, genderless boy showed up in front of me again, completely unharmed, and cheerfully asked, “What are we having for dinner tonight?” My shopping bag hit the ground. My legs shook like a sieve, and tears dripped down my face. He really likes seeing me cry and look adorably pathetic. And I’m too much of a coward to turn him down. Me: Let’s just live like this. At least he can deal with the perverts for me, sob sob sob (sobbing uncontrollably) Later, Tomie died again and again. Me: I’m numb.jpg Me: I can’t cry anymore.jpg Me: What are you going to do when you start working in society.jpg #The heroine is so cowardly that she’s managed to resist some of Tomie’s charm. She really is a coward, cries a lot, and loves clinging to Tomie for support () #Genderbent Tomie. Lots of headcanon, like the male lead having Tomie’s constitution, but with a headcanon personality #Lots of hentai. The male lead is hentai too Theme: Love requires mutual respect and understanding.