What Department Should a Tentacle Top Who's Carrying Eggs Visit?

(Read the content warnings at the end of the blurb. Niche kink alert!) After ten years together, Fang Xingzhou's boyfriend announces that he's going to marry into a wealthy family. Heartbroken, Fang Xingzhou breaks up with him that very night. After the breakup, his ex seems to go mad. He launches a relentless campaign to win Fang Xingzhou back, acting erratically, getting insanely jealous, and behaving less and less like a normal human... Then, at a family dinner, he opens a medical report in front of his entire family. “Darling,” he says with a dazzling smile and deep affection, “I'm pregnant with your child. We'll be together forever and ever.” Fang Xingzhou, a doctor: “?” Who's pregnant? How? With what?? . Even though the whole thing seems unbelievably bizarre, Fang Xingzhou sees the DNA test and decides to take responsibility. The misunderstanding about the arranged marriage is cleared up, and they get back together. His pregnant boyfriend becomes increasingly possessive. Fang Xingzhou patiently cares for him for ten months, fifteen months, twenty months... until the day he finally gives birth. After keeping watch all night, Fang Xingzhou hears a noise and rushes over ...His incredibly beautiful lover is now just a head. Wriggling tentacles fill the room, guarding a bloody egg. “Darling,” the head says blissfully. “Look at our child.” . Later on, things get even stranger. Fang Xingzhou looks at the little monster clinging to him and calling him Daddy, and somehow manages to find a hint of cuteness in those crimson eyes without pupils. His lover wraps his arms around him from behind and nuzzles his shoulder affectionately, his voice cool but tender. “Our child looks just like you.” After a long silence, Fang Xingzhou squeezes their son's tentacle. Well... If you say he looks like me, then he looks like me. . A dark, depraved, obsessive, beautiful nonhuman mad dog x a seemingly calm, abstinent, possessive doctor (actually: Mad Dog No. 2, who thinks being able to date a monster makes him perfectly normal. Pervert x pervert!) [[[[[[[Content warnings: must read]]]]]]] 1. Light Lovecraftian horror, nonhuman characters, male pregnancy. 2. The top gets pregnant! No role reversal, and this is not a top-focused story. 3. The top isn't human, and his behavior can't be judged by human standards. He's utterly love-struck, loves the bottom to death, and loves him so much he lays an egg. The arranged marriage is fake, and the egg belongs to Zhou. 4. The bottom is also deeply in love, to a twisted degree. They are equally obsessive, and each is the other's entire life (or monster life). 5. A daily-life story about perverts with a sweet romance. It's 95% sweet, but there's a misunderstanding in the first thirty thousand words. If you can't stand misunderstandings, don't read it, or skip the first fifteen chapters. 6. Not suitable for readers who are extreme fans of either character's role. 7. This is a niche premise the author wrote for themself. The author's species is an overworked office worker who has mutated, and their mental state is unhinged. If this isn't your thing, run! 8. Anyone who reposts this story on pirate sites or HYB will be sacrificed to the great Lord of R'lyeh. Theme: Love can create miracles.