Divine Descendant

[A quick recommendation for my other novels] ● Ongoing: "Good News Today": half-baked fortune-teller shou X "over three meters tall" ghost-bride gong. It's already got plenty of chapters! ● Upcoming: "Unconventional Romance Lessons," a dog-training story, and "Debt Paid in Life," please add them to your collection~ This novel is mostly about the strange daily life of a beautiful, pregnant man who has no idea what's growing inside him~ Jiang Ci was pregnant. After a whole week of nausea and vomiting, he went to the nearest hospital three days ago. Today, he finally got his test results. It was a pale yellow sheet of paper that felt a little like some kind of skin. There were no test results on it, just a few blurry, wriggling characters. After studying them carefully, he could barely make out three words: three weeks pregnant. Jiang Ci was a little bewildered. "Doctor, I'm a man." The doctor in front of him wore a tattered white coat. It had black compound eyes and a coiled, straw-like mouthpart the color of pork that had been frozen for ages. He said, "Bzz... That's right, sir." Jiang Ci: "..." He decided to try a bigger hospital. Fortunately, the other hospital told him it was just something he'd eaten. The day after being misdiagnosed as pregnant, he found a newly weaned puppy outside his front door, along with a love letter he couldn't quite understand. Jiang Ci threw away the letter but adopted the puppy. Less than two days later, he discovered that the puppy could turn into another bizarre form and appear from any possible angle. What exactly was wrong here? Thirty days later. Jiang Ci finally figured out what was wrong: there was an egg inside his belly. The egg could move, and, well, it also called him... Mom. Jiang Ci: "I think I'm really pregnant." 1. Set in a fictional world, cosmic horror, with plenty of original worldbuilding. 2. The shou is a stunning beauty and a magnet for admirers, with plenty of one-sided crushes. He seems cold, but is actually full of "motherly love." 3. The gong appears early on. It's a sweet secret crush (? 4. The gong is not the dog. Blurb for "Good News Today": After being beaten down by society, Chu Huan decided to follow in his father's footsteps and return to his hometown to become a fortune-teller. Well... a rather amateur fortune-teller, carrying on the family trade. There was nothing wrong with moving graves, calling back souls, and reading feng shui. The only trouble was that the unknown god statue his family had worshipped for who knew how long started undergoing strange changes after he came home. The tall body covered in verdigris suddenly gained patches of bright red. The rough clothes carved into it began to look like real fabric, and even its head seemed to be covered by a veil, blurring its features. Chu Huan couldn't understand the statue's changes, until one day he came home to find it had moved from its pedestal onto his bed. Nearly four meters tall, it made the wooden bed creak pitifully under its weight. Layers of bright red wedding robes and a veil with delicate tassels completely concealed "her" face. Only a pair of pale hands rested demurely on her knees. Those hands were so huge they looked like they could wrap around his waist with just their fingers. Chu Huan suddenly understood. "Oh, so you're my wife." My golden finger (×) My wife (√) Big-hearted, half-baked fortune-teller shou X over-three-meter-tall statue "ghost bride" gong 1. Chinese-style cosmic horror. The Taoist priests, ghosts, magic arts, talismans, and other elements in the story draw on some Taoist texts and folk traditions. Please don't overthink them. 2. The gong is over three meters tall when standing, not three meters across the butt, so it can sit on the bed, qaq Theme: Face hardship with courage and keep living.