A Guide to Raising Ferocious Xenomorphs

On Shi Pei's first trip out to sea, he was unexpectedly targeted by a huge, pitch-black octopus. The giant octopus: Sir, please wait... Shi Pei (kicking wildly in a panic): What the hell is that? Get away from me!!! The giant octopus was kicked right back into the sea. Still shaken, Shi Pei went home and spent the night having a bizarre, nightmarish fever dream. When he woke up the next morning, he wondered, Huh? Why is it still dark? Then he looked closer: a strong, enormous alien covered his ceiling and walls. In a gentlemanly, cautious voice, it asked, “Sir, might I have a moment of your time? I’d like to tell you about our great Father, Cthulhu... Sir? Sir?!” Shi Pei fainted. When he woke up, he was forced to begin living with a super-strong alien. It could easily swing Shi Pei around like a flying pancake, yet it wore a pink apron and fried heart-shaped eggs in the kitchen. It could carry two hundred propane tanks up to the eighth floor in one go, yet it stood with hands on hips, complaining that Shi Pei had put his white shirt in the washing machine with his dark jeans. It looked so terrifying that it could stop a child from crying, yet when it saw a mouse, it shrank behind Shi Pei into a tiny, soft bundle. Shi Pei, dazed: Are all you aliens this... domestic and nurturing? The alien (screaming): Kill that cockroach! Kill it! A super-strong alien who looks terrifying but is amazing at housework and a domestic goddess on the inside, seme x a seemingly weak human who can't do housework and is hopelessly helpless, uke+ Help! I didn't want to take him in, but his cooking is just too good! [New story now underway] "The Cat and Dog Game" When Li Yue was six, he and Yin Zhishao became neighbors. Li Yue's mother brought him over to introduce himself and said, “You should be good friends with Xiaozhi.” So Li Yue came to find Yin Zhishao every day to play, annoying him so much that he wanted to tell him: You can have more than one good friend. Yin Zhishao grew a little tired of being tied to Li Yue, because Li Yue was too guileless, too honest, and sometimes a little dim. Yin Zhishao, meanwhile, was unkind, excessively cold, and occasionally a bit sharp-tongued. But everything changed when Yin Zhishao realized he had fallen for Li Yue. Li Yue says whatever is on his mind, so Yin Zhishao knows he is only his best friend. Yin Zhishao never says what's on his mind, so Li Yue will never know that he is more than just his best friend. In this game, Li Yue never knew what role he was playing. He had never even joined the match. So Yin Zhishao became the only loser. Yin Zhishao x Li Yue Theme: Uphold public order and good morals, and build a harmonious society together.