The Evil God Forbids Pretending to Be Human

Song Nanxing got a boyfriend. A professor in the physics department at Tong University, thirty years old, 188 centimeters tall, handsome, long-legged, gentle, and considerate. He was Song Nanxing's ideal type. One time, after watching a movie, the young couple walked home together. Under the streetlights, Professor Shen's shadow was several times more handsome than anyone else's, and several times noisier, too. The shadow stretched out behind Professor Shen and split into several pieces, twisting and surging like tentacles as it whispered: “He smells so good…” “Take him back to the nest and hide him…” Song Nanxing remained expressionless, as if he hadn't noticed a thing. Professor Shen quietly pinned the shadow beneath his foot and smiled warmly at Song Nanxing. “You're so cute.” Song Nanxing thought his boyfriend had a rather unusual way of giving compliments. But it was fine. With the world in such a mess, who didn't have their own quirks? * Ever since Song Nanxing was little, his mother had told him that the world was dangerous. The dark sky was like the deep sea, and enormous shadows sometimes swam across it. You mustn't stare. When the sky was overcast and foggy, monsters appeared in the mist. It was best to stay indoors. When two moons appeared in the sky, the people who had vanished would come back, but don't celebrate too soon. [Top: A lovesick, obsessive, split-personality evil god who came to Earth just to find a wife and cuddle with him. He often gets into fights over whose turn it is to cuddle with his wife.] [Bottom: The only normal human in a world full of lunatics. Lunatics, stay away from me / fist-bump → If you can't beat them, join them.] Reading tags: #TheLittleThingAboutMyBoyfriendSeeminglyBeingAnEvilGod# #AreThereAnyNormalHumansLeftInThisWorld# #They'reAllCrazySoJustCutHimSomeSlack# Reader's Guide 1. One-on-one romance, the top and bottom have eyes only for each other. 2. Mildly unsettling. The setting is fictional, entirely made up by me, and the author has the final say. 3. Cover art used with permission, artist Patikalara. Blurb written on 2022/1/14. Coming Soon Coming soon: After I Was Offered to an Evil Spirit | A mad little bottom x evil spirit top, please add it to your collection =3= The news that the second son of the Xu Group, who had been kidnapped, had been found became the hottest topic in Jiang City. On the news, a pale, blind teenager in old clothes was escorted back to the Xu family by the police, clutching his only backpack. The Xu family threw a grand welcome party for their second son, then spent a fortune sending him to the best private academy. Xu Muchan slowly made his way across campus in an expensive but ill-fitting uniform. Sensing the malice coming at him from every direction, he lowered his head timidly, but the corner of his mouth secretly curled up. In a voice no one else could hear, he murmured plaintively, “Brother, they all want to bully me.” * Xu Muchan had a hard time fitting in at his new school. The blind boy, who had been born without a silver spoon in his mouth, was worlds apart from the young masters and misses who had grown up with every advantage. Mockery and pranks were part of his everyday life. And to make matters worse, he was so beautiful and so timid. One day he was locked out of his classroom; the next, shut inside a restroom. The students came up with one nasty trick after another. Yet not one of them ever worked. The locked classroom door would suddenly fly open in a gust of wind. The blind boy, who should have been trapped in the restroom, seemed to be led back to his seat by an invisible hand. A sweet smile on his lips, he softly said, “Thank you, Brother.” Later, everyone who had played tricks on Xu Muchan would say in terror that they had seen a ghost. They lined up in tears to apologize and beg him to spare them. Xu Muchan ignored them. Clutching the little bundle he'd brought from his village, he strolled along the edge of the artificial lake. His frail body swayed as though he might fall in at any moment. The invisible being who had been following him secretly appeared and wrapped him in an embrace, sighing, “A-Chan, don't be naughty.” Xu Muchan finally smiled and hugged him back. “I knew Brother couldn't bear to leave me behind.” * What no one outside knew was that Xu Muchan hadn't gone missing by accident. His own parents had sold him to human traffickers. He grew up in a remote mountain village steeped in superstition. When he was ten, he was offered as a sacrifice to “It.” It had no name. The villagers called It the Mountain God. People from beyond the mountains called It an evil spirit. Only Xu Muchan called It “Brother.” Theme: In a world consumed by madness, be someone who keeps their emotions steady~