Dating Eight Tentacle Boyfriends at Once

"My Boyfriend Is Always Complaining That I Have Too Many Arms" Content warning: Nine tops, extremely possessive, total lunatic romance addicts who only want to cling to the receiver all day. A little extreme, and not the traditional sort of nonhuman romance. If tentacles aren’t your thing, run! (PS: Don’t read this by projecting it onto real life. If you do, I don’t recommend this.) The night Jian Fan got cheated on, he found a little white octopus. He never expected it to grow bigger and bigger, until eight thick, writhing tentacles filled the room and surged toward him in a frenzy. When he woke up sore all over, furious, and tossed the damn thing into an incinerator to put it down humanely, the little octopus turned into a white-haired man so beautiful he took Jian Fan’s breath away. Jian Fan: “...” Jian Fan didn’t know that every time he approached or touched them, the tentacles grew excited and crazed. Their desire for him was so intense it turned to greed. They were like beasts at an abyss that could never be filled, desperate to cling to him every second and never let go. They would even sneak into Jian Fan’s room in the dead of night... Even crazier, every tentacle fell in love with Jian Fan. To have him all to themselves, the eight tentacles furiously fought over control of the body. Every night, Jian Fan had to face a different boyfriend demanding in one way or another, “Is he better than me?” Jian Fan: “Get lost...” A little scene: That day, the empire’s crown prince sat on a club sofa surrounded by a group of men. His sharp, tailored suit wrapped around a powerful, long-limbed frame. He was elegant, noble, mysterious, and so Alpha that people’s knees went weak. In the shifting light and shadow, the crown prince showed no panic or embarrassment at being caught in the act. He looked down at Jian Fan with cold, haughty eyes. “See? I told you I could never love you.” “Is that so?” While everyone waited to laugh at Jian Fan, he slowly raised a finger and said, “I’ll count to three.” At that, the crown prince’s brow furrowed sharply. “Shut up!” Jian Fan: “One... two.” Before he could reach three, the crown prince struggled and his expression changed. His overwhelming aura faded, and in an instant he went from a ferocious wolf to a docile golden retriever. He wrapped his arms around Jian Fan with a careful, adoring look and hurriedly apologized. “I was wrong, I was wrong. Please don’t be mad.” Then he rubbed against him affectionately and greedily. “I really love you so much...” Everyone: “...” I came for you, I love you, and in the end I will crown you: Frediatay Zhou Snow PS: The octopus has eight secondary brains and one main brain. They each have different personalities, but share one body. Coming soon on my author page: "After He Abandoned Him" A quick ad for my new crematorium-style romance, "After He Abandoned Him" Su Yue worked as Zhang Shengjiu’s secretary for eight years, doing everything. He even had to deliver supplies when Zhang Shengjiu went to bed with other people. Every time, he was made to wait outside. Time and again, Su Yue was stuck outside the door, forced to listen to the sounds inside, to Zhang Shengjiu’s voice and his sweet nothings with his lovers. He watched numbly as Zhang Shengjiu went through one lover after another. Whenever Zhang got bored, Su Yue had to show up and send them away. Until one time, Su Yue forgot something at a party and went back to get it. He had just reached the half-open door when he heard someone mention him inside “Mr. Zhang, Secretary Su’s been in love with you for years, and you’ve left him hanging all this time. Tsk... You’re really heartless.” At that moment, Su Yue went cold all over. He’d always thought he had hidden his feelings well, but it turned out Zhang Shengjiu had known all along. From inside came Zhang Shengjiu’s lazy voice. “Secretary Su is great in every way, but he’s so clueless about romance. Boring.” Su Yue quit. It took Zhang Shengjiu a long time to get used to life without Su Yue by his side. He thought that if he stopped fooling around with other people, Su Yue would obediently come back. After all, Su Yue loved him so much. He thought Su Yue would keep waiting where he was, ready for Zhang to turn around, just like he had for those eight years. But when Zhang Shengjiu excitedly went looking for Su Yue, all he found was his gravestone. Su Yue’s black-and-white portrait smiled faintly at him from the stone, just like he used to. Su Yue... was dead. At that moment, Zhang Shengjiu fell to his knees. His eyes were bloodshot with pain, and he wanted nothing more than to rip his own heart out. Rip it out and put it in Su Yue’s body. Then Su Yue could come back to life, couldn’t he? Couldn’t he? Theme: Never give up, even when faced with setbacks and difficulties.