Using Detective Conan Logic to Torment the System and Become a Winner in Life

[Entering V on the 18th, with a 10,000-word update that day~] [Chapters 28-88 will be locked again for paid reading, so don’t buy the wrong ones, dear readers!!] The morning in the world of Detective Conan changes every day. Wuhara Toku gradually accepts that she’s actually living in a world that’s a mashup of the morning of Ma* and the morning of the Grim Reaper Little Detective. But even so, nothing can stop her from wanting to become a top mystery novelist! Drawing on her own experiences, she becomes the youngest new mystery novelist ever to win the Edogawa Rampo Award. But that’s nowhere near enough. Her goal is to become one of the most famous mystery novelists in the Detective Conan world. - After winning a major award for mystery literature, Wuhara Toku stands onstage to accept it. The host asks how she manages to write so much while maintaining such high quality. She picks up the microphone and looks back on her past, realizing that she’s either making people do reckless things or making life difficult for people who do reckless things. Whether they’re on the good side or the bad side, all kinds of criminals have been on the receiving end of her antics. Including, but not limited to: System: [Item TFNLB-023: Hand over your hair!] A certain workaholic: A chill runs down his back, and half his hair is gone. A certain subordinate: Boss! A certain Public Security officer: Kazami, what are you doing? Pen pal Kazami, caught red-handed by his boss while slacking off and reading a novel: Eek! And... A criminal forced to run around naked: ... A criminal forced to bungee jump: ... A certain unusual police academy classmate, wandering by and surrounded by butterflies while giving off a sweet fragrance: ? A certain workaholic who gave something to Police Academy Classmate No. 2, only for the shady classmate to use it on a certain String, leaving him with Rapunzel-length hair the next day: ... Wuhara Toku: “Needs must... I guess.” Host: ? Matsuda notices that bizarre incidents always happen around Wuhara Toku, but he can’t figure out why. Then one day, he sees Wuhara Toku’s Detective Conan System. Matsuda: ... After that, the System’s victims go from one person to two. Tomorrow will be an ABO day. Tomorrow will be... One day, Matsuda wakes up, and flowers keep falling out of his mouth. Matsuda: ... System: Welcome to a day with Hanahaki disease. Don’t worry, this version won’t kill you. Happy? Matsuda: ... Reader advisory: Out of character! The entire Police Academy group survives! CP: Matsuda Heavily altered plot More to come as I think of it Blurb written on 2023/2/14, revised 2023/9/1 Please check out upcoming story 1: The System Helps You Through the Seven-Year Itch with Matsuda Full title: The Idiot System Thinks You and Matsuda Have a Seven-Year Itch, But You’re Just Into That There’s a rumor at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. Supposedly, Matsuda got married seven years ago. But no one has ever seen his partner. All they’ve seen is the wedding ring he always wears on his ring finger. His colleagues think Matsuda is just putting on a brave face, and no one takes the rumor seriously. Then, in the seventh year of their marriage, Matsuda’s spouse appears. She brings a huge bouquet of roses to the police department, coldly tosses it onto the desk, then turns and walks away. Matsuda runs after her. “So that really was Matsuda’s wife?” “Is Matsuda going through the seven-year itch?” “Are they going to get divorced?” Matsuda: ... I told you there’s no seven-year itch! It’s just a little game between us, that’s all!! They don’t know that after running after her, Matsuda pins Fuyutsuki Hayami against the wall and kisses her in an empty stairwell where no one can see. Please check out upcoming story 2: The Detective Conan System Teaches You to Take the Fall for Whatever Job You Do Shimozuki was born into an infinite game in an interstellar society. After exchanging a 3S-grade item, a Reincarnation Ticket, from the game space, she transmigrates into the body of Shimozuki Yukie. Back home, Shimozuki has plenty of titles, including the Central Star Military Academy’s top mecha soldier and the number-one player on the infinite game rankings, though Shimozuki herself knows nothing about any of them. Shimozuki: I’m just an ordinary student! After transmigrating to the Detective Conan world, the System asks Shimozuki Yukie: Do you have a dream? Shimozuki Yukie: I want to be a new graduate with fifty years of work experience. System: ? The System understands, the System questions, the System transcends. System Get the Job Done and Love the Job 1.0 is now online. Later, Shimozuki Yukie also acquires plenty of titles in the Detective Conan world, including Underworld Kingpin, Dark Bourbon of a Peaceful Era, and Criminal Consultant Who Manipulates People’s Hearts. Shimozuki Yukie: Ahaha, who are they talking about? System: ... Shimozuki Yukie: ... Shimozuki Yukie: Wait, are they talking about me? I’m just an ordinary student!! She was only supposed to be playing the fall guy! Why did people start describing her like this?! Theme: Always hold on to your love of life