The Brewery's Fall Guy Wants to Date Matsuda

[Update on the 8th, early morning: I haven't finished writing and I'm stuck. I'll be back tonight!!!] [Going premium on July 14. There'll be a 10,000-word update that day. The chapters from 37 onward will be locked, so make sure you don't start reading from the wrong chapter after that, my dears!!] [Currently updating daily. The update time is pretty unholy, so you can read it the next day. Once this slump passes, I'll return to a normal schedule. If I can't update, I'll post a leave notice.] Shuang Yue was born into an interstellar society and took part in an endless game. After exchanging game points for a 3S-grade reincarnation ticket, she transmigrated one day into the body of Shuang Yue Xuezhi. Back in her old world, Shuang Yue had many titles, including the top mech pilot at Central Star Military Academy and the number one player on the Endless Game rankings. She herself had no idea. Shuang Yue: I'm just an ordinary student! After she transmigrated into the Detective Conan world, the System asked Shuang Yue Xuezhi: What is your dream, player? Shuang Yue Xuezhi: I want to become a recent graduate with fifty years of internship experience. System: ? The System understood. The System questioned it. The System transcended. The System's Work Hard at Whatever You Do 1.0 is now online. Later, Shuang Yue Xuezhi also acquired many titles in the Detective Conan world, such as the leader of the underworld, the Dark Bourbon of a peaceful age, and the criminal mastermind who manipulates people's hearts. Shuang Yue Xuezhi: Ahaha, who are they talking about? System: ... Shuang Yue Xuezhi: ... Shuang Yue Xuezhi: Wait, are they talking about me? I'm just an ordinary student! She was only supposed to play the fall guy! How did people end up saying all this about her?! - After entering the distillery organization arc, the System laid out three paths for the heroine: 1. The Operations Division 2. The Intelligence Division 3. The Research Division It also had good news for the heroine, who suffered from terminal indecisiveness: it would pick for her. She had no choice but to join the Intelligence Division. System: Heroine, you're illiterate, so you can't join the Research Division. And you don't want to accidentally kill an innocent person and get taken out by the review board, do you? Heroine: System, sob, if you don't mind, I'd be honored to call you my adoptive father. System: Pah! Who are you cursing? So the heroine joined the Intelligence Division and threw herself into her work, becoming so busy even the blond, dark-skinned guy envied her. The heroine felt that she didn't want to kill anyone, and she didn't know how to use a honey trap. Her only way forward was to become a cleaner, infiltrate the enemy, take the blame, and steal their core files! At a restaurant murder scene, the elementary-school detective met the heroine, one of three suspects and the fall guy. At a hotel murder scene, the elementary-school detective met the heroine, one of three suspects and the fall guy. At a remote gas station, the elementary-school detective met the heroine, one of three suspects and the fall guy. Elementary-school detective: What kind of fall-guy person are you? Heroine: I'm just an ordinary college student. Elementary-school detective: ...This world has gone completely insane. I can't make sense of it anymore. - Matsuda found Shuang Yue Xuezhi. She was six years younger than him and a college junior. Matsuda still treated her like a little sister, even though they weren't related by blood and he had never formally adopted her. His little sister was rebellious and refused to call him big brother, so Matsuda made her say it. After three hundred rounds of battle, she gave in. "Big Brother Matsuda." Matsuda corrected her: "Big Brother Jinpei." She said, "Pah! Jinpei." Matsuda thought: One day, I'll make her call me Big Brother obediently. But one day, Matsuda stopped wanting her to call him Big Brother. × CP: Red Pine × The heroine is fake-black × Out of character × The blurb may still change × Blurb written on February 27, 2024, and revised on April 18, 2024 Check out my upcoming story next door: The System Helps You Get Through the Seven-Year Itch with Matsuda Full title: The Idiot System Thinks You and Matsuda Have a Seven-Year Itch, But It's Really Just Your Little Game There's a rumor at the Metropolitan Police Department. They say Matsuda got married seven years ago. But no one has ever seen his spouse. All they see is the wedding ring Matsuda always wears on his ring finger. His colleagues think Matsuda is putting on a brave face, and no one believes the rumor. Then, in the seventh year of their marriage, Matsuda's spouse appears. She arrives at the Metropolitan Police Department carrying a huge bouquet of roses, sets it down on a desk with a cold expression, then turns and walks away. Matsuda runs after her. "Is that really Matsuda's wife?" "Is Matsuda going through the seven-year itch?" "Are they going to get divorced?" Matsuda: ... I told you, there is no seven-year itch! It's just a little game between us, that's all!! They don't know that after running out, Matsuda pins Fuyutsuki Hayami against the wall and kisses her in an empty stairwell where no one can see them. Theme: Love life, love your work