I Defused Bombs with a Keyboard and Left Matsuda Stunned

Defusing a bomb? Don't you just press E? So said a passionate fan of gunfighting games who couldn't even tell one gun model from another. Until one day, she brought her keyboard to a world full of bombs, where she could hear bangs and booms outside all the time. What a peaceful world, she thought. It's just a little noisy when you're trying to sleep. Especially when she was at an amusement park one day and suddenly noticed there was a bomb on the Ferris wheel. How was she supposed to enjoy herself like this? So she angrily climbed up and pressed E to defuse the bomb! The handsome guy with a cigarette, who had already prepared himself to die, was so startled his sunglasses fell off. That day, every bomb disposal expert in the Metropolitan Police Department was out of a job. My name is Song Tiantian. I have a friend named Hagi Marumaru. He told me a hotshot who defused bombs with a keyboard had saved his life. I refused to believe him, and even thought the pressure had made him lose his mind. But a few years later, I met that person too. When I was about to give up on defusing a bomb to save someone, she defused it with a keyboard. That's when I realized I'd wasted years learning bomb disposal. :) So it turns out my brain's broken too. How many steps does it take to defuse a bomb? Matsuda: First, put on a protective suit and set up a security barrier... Mimi: Three steps. Find the bomb, press E, deal with the bomb. Matsuda: ?? Content warnings: Everyday-life story, slow burn. She tries hard to keep her keyboard under wraps at first, then her identity gets exposed later, when Matsuda gets blown up in the synopsis. Don't expect too much from me. Most of it is written by drawing lots and letting my three cats pick at random! Some OOC is inevitable. I can't guarantee the characters will never be OOC, but I can promise not to demonize the original characters. If you have high standards, please be gentle with me~ Coming soon~ After I Took Down the Liquor Company, I Found Out I Was the Real Booze After transmigrating, I always thought I was a mole planted in the liquor company by the Justice League. I worked diligently and conscientiously, determined to relabel every fake liquor bottle that was about to be inspected, and help send every real bottle from the liquor company to the real liquor display shelf in prison, so the Justice League would be proud of me! Until one day, a tired old man with a beer belly said to me, "Daughter, we hardly have any subordinates left. I won't be able to leave you much of an inheritance. Don't blame me, okay?" Me: ??? Afterward, the old man was taken away by the police, and a handsome little mustache man I'd once saved took my hand and thanked me. "Thank you for your cooperation, anonymous citizen. You've been providing us with information all these years and risking your life to help us. That's how we managed to arrest the boss of the Black Organization!" Me: ???? Old man: ???? #I worked so hard, and ended up taking down my own family? # #No wonder all those real bottles went to prison without complaining about me. Turns out they were afraid to. # #What's it like to steal from your own home? # White Peach Oolong Gu Ci was hailed as the pride of the Provincial Medical University. He was gentle and refined, and far ahead of everyone else academically. Yet he was an aloof beauty, impossible to approach. Only when someone confessed to him and mentioned the girl he liked would the chill in his peach-blossom eyes soften into a pool of spring water. "Sorry, there's someone I like." The news that Gu Ci had someone in his heart spread across campus, breaking hearts everywhere. After studying with all her might for a year, Ruan Yu finally got into the same university as the person she liked. Carrying three years of girlish affection with her, she planned to confess. But then she heard that the person she loved already had someone. The little girl was so angry her almond-shaped eyes brimmed with tears. She dragged her older brother out for some comfort and planned to throw away all the love letters she'd written over the past three years, never to like that flower again. But the person who showed up wasn't her brother. It was that aloof beauty. "Silly girl." He flipped through Ruan Yu's letters, holding her in his arms. "Didn't you even bother to find out who I like?" The Struggle of a Face-Blind Girl to Survive in the Liquor Company Her first mission after joining the liquor company was to confirm whether the target of the previous night's mission was dead. So Nian Chen began her investigation. She saw a handsome dark-skinned man and said, "Kudo Shinichi, you're the one!" "Huh? Are you blind? I'm Hattori Heiji!" She saw a handsome man in white and said, "Kudo Shinichi, so you're still alive after all!" "Miss, I'm not that incompetent detective who does nothing but follow our Phantom Thief around." Nian Chen hugged Amuro Toru's leg and said, "Boss, I finally found that traitor from before, Rye Whiskey!" Amuro Toru: ! Where? Nian Chen pointed at Gin. "Look, right there! I'll never forget his long hair!" Gin: ...Don't hold me back. I'm going to shoot her right now! After a woman mistook Hagiwara Kenji for someone else three times, he said firmly to Rei Furuya, who was with her, "Rei, I think she's got a crush on me!" Furuya Rei, who knew exactly what Nian Chen was like, hesitated. "...Or maybe she just mistook you for someone else?" Hagiwara Kenji was very confident. "No way! Mistaking me once or twice would be one thing, but I don't look anything like Kudo Shinichi!" Furuya Rei: ... All right, whatever makes you happy. Theme: Never give up hope until the very last second.