After Getting Tangled Up with a Clingy, Unscientific Evil Spirit

What does it feel like to be forced into a romance between the living and the dead? Tsukiyo Chiya, a supernatural fiction writer haunted by a spirit, says it's not so bad. After all, the male ghost has no physical body, and he's good-looking and easy on the eyes. He can cook and keep house. His many tentacles are good for both writing and fighting, and he has all kinds of special skills. Other than his constant desire to eat him, there's nothing wrong with him. Then Tsukiyo Chiya receives the corpse of a puppy, and everything goes out of control. The male ghost possesses the puppy and becomes tangible. Tsukiyo Chiya, forced to cuddle up with him: ! Better hurry and ask a friend for help! * Could there be any worse news than being forced to bond with a male ghost? There is, my friend. The unlucky Tsukiyo Chiya can tell you from experience: being forced to bond with two male ghosts. Watching the cat show up at his door, Tsukiyo Chiya is forced into a sandwich and falls into deep thought. The evil spirit, with long hair and dark purple eyes, silently climbs onto its keeper's shoulder. Its gloomy gaze settles on his neck, as if weighing the best angle to bite from. An unidentified, curly-haired being emerges from the shadows. Its broad black wings unfurl, enclosing the person before it in an embrace, while its nimble, soft black tail winds up from his ankle. These nonhuman beings are desperate for something to quench the thirst inside them, whether it's hunger or love. They are always willing to linger in the human world for you, or descend into hell with you. * Tsukiyo Chiya is very casual with the cats and dogs in his home. He has just one rule: [Don't bite your keeper for no reason.] One day, Tsukiyo Chiya wakes with visibly swollen lips and adds a new rule: [Kissing is forbidden, too.] Reader's guide: A mountain of headcanons. OOC is inevitable. Mostly Detective Conan, with a few other anime mixed in. A sandwich fic born entirely from my personal tastes. Includes reverse harem elements and vulgar tropes. Unhealthy but harmonious relationships are present. Even if they become male ghosts, they still have to get a happy ending! (So sure of it.) Blurb saved on January 10, 2025. Revised June 25, 2025. Theme: Love life, stay calm, and look on the bright side