Ah? I'm a Straight Man, but I'm Pretending to Be a Nanny?

End of text 1. Lin Xiang was born beautiful and was often ridiculed by his peers for not being a man. He vowed to become an iron-blooded man and a male among males. Then she transformed into a vicious little mother in a wealthy family who disguised herself as a woman to seize the inheritance, and gained a stepson who hated her to the core. In the end, his identity was exposed by his stepson, and Xiti was offline. Lin Xiangyin clenched his fist: A real man can bend and stretch, don't get stuck with money. He set his sights on his stepson - to do what he wanted and to recruit his enemies into his group. So I took a peek at the browsing history of my stepson's iPad: [Why men can't walk when they see black X] [How sexy is black X with short skirt] Lin Xiangyin:...? Book! Straight! Male! No! Same! Meaning! So, should Black X buy it online or sew it by myself? At that time, the housekeeper hiding in the dark asked: Why does he keep peeking at my iPad? 2. Plans to attract enemies to join the gang failed repeatedly. Lin Xiangyin learned from the experience and made a new plan to make a comeback. But in his sleep, he felt a big hand reaching out from the dark night. The threatening voice of his stepson Ci Shen came: "What's under stepmother's skirt so I can find out?" Lin Xiangyin shivered and lifted up her skirt: "How about... Call me daddy?" Later in the night, the same scene happened again. This time, his stepson whispered in his ear: "The beauty under your stepmother's skirt is so beautiful, do you mind if I take a good look at it?" Lin Xiangyin lifted up her skirt ×2: "Still refuse to call me daddy?" 3. Lin Xiangyin experienced the happiness of a man and a woman, no matter what inheritance or dead husband, from now on his life credo is only one: Life is short, take pleasure in the moment. Men should be so free and easy. Until a hot search quickly reached the top: #Not long after the father passed away, the stepsons turned against their little mother# Lin Xiangyin held his waist and read this sentence dozens of times, but still didn't understand: Stepchildren...? At this time, there was a knock on the door: "Open the door, I'm my dad." After a while, the knock on the door came again: "Open the door, I'm my brother." Lin Xiangyin: ^_^? ※Reading Guide※ 1. The twins attack, the desperate straight man and the stupid beauty suffer. 2. Lethal personal XP, Lei Shenru. 3. Attack Quanjie, stage 1v1. 4. Shou and the old man are not married and are driving without a license. 5. The author writes wherever he dreams. He only cares about his own happiness. His level is limited. He must work hard in the next life! (No need to inform if you abandon the article) Pre-received article "Professional ex-wife, give me a good review" 1. Lu Shanping has been the best-selling brand for many years and has zero negative reviews so far. He relies on his first-class service and hard work. The price is death from overwork. Following the trend, he also wore books. Good news: The original owner has many high-quality resources. Bad news: These high-quality resources are all from his ex-husband. According to the original description, after graduating from the boys' class, the original owner spent his days among the rich and powerful. After marrying into a wealthy family with his own tricks, he quickly disappeared from the world with all his money. When Lu Shanping came through, the ex-husbands were using all their connections and vowed to catch the man and chop him into pieces and feed them to the dogs. Lu Shanping was despised by the original owner: a scab! Lu Shanping clenched his fist: To be an excellent sales leader, after-sales service must also be comprehensive. 2. In the group building overlooking the city, Lu Shanping had sex with her ex-husband No. 1. When the love became more intense, he exhaled: "Ex-husband, the divorce agreement broke us up, but my body still says it misses you." The cool and self-possessed ex-husband No. 1 Lost control for the first time. At the dinner party where stars gathered, Lu Shanping sat next to her ex-husband No. 2, Flirting with each other and smiling sweetly: "Although we are divorced, for the sake of your career, in the eyes of outsiders, we will always be in harmony." The arrogant and perverse ex-husband No. 2 Hugged the person in his arms tightly, leaving only the silence that he tried to endure. On the privately ordered grand piano, the black and white keys under Lu Shanping were in disarray. He gritted his teeth and said to his ex-husband No. 3: "Don't be like this, I'm here to see the child." The elegant and noble ex-husband No. 3 Suddenly became rude when he sent away the pets they had raised together. 3. Lu Shanping saw that his ex-husbands were quite satisfied with him, and he knew it was time to get married. After leaving text messages to three people, they disappeared completely: [If you are satisfied with my service, I hope you can give me a favorable review and wish you a happy life. But Lu Shanping did not expect that his career with zero negative reviews would encounter the biggest setback. The ex-husbands used all means, including radio, news, and big screens in squares, to broadcast missing persons notices 24 hours a day. Ex-husband No. 1: [If I can't see you at the remarriage window within 24 hours, then I'll see you at 12315. Ex-husband No. 2: [Ex-wife, hello, do you like my big report? Ex-husband No. 3: [Ping'er's ex-wife, long time no see. You have probably received my complaint. You don't need to worry. You have plenty of time to come back to me before the complaint is established. Lu Shanping: ^_^? ? ? Purpose: No matter how bad the script you get is, you must be the best director of your life.