Bai Tan, a transparency writer on the Internet, has set his sights on actor Huo Yang, who is known as a mythical being in the entertainment industry, as a character material.
After careful consideration, Bai Tan finally became Huo Yang's personal assistant.
In the eyes of everyone, the new assistant is good at everything:
Beautiful as a flower, as smart as ice and snow;
On the one hand, he can help Huo Yang break through the abstinent persona to benefit his fans, and on the other hand, he can put himself into size M women's clothing to solve Huo Yang's problems.
The key point is that the male assistant is not afraid of scandals with artists and is not afraid of getting married one day. This gives fans a sense of peace of mind.
Only Baitan knows:
On the surface, the handsome and gentle actor Huo Yang seems to be a perfect match for his new character, but in fact, they are completely different. They have been working together for a month, and the outline has not made any progress. He has not even gotten a good look from the other party, as if there is nothing in the world that can catch his eye.
Bai Tan: Shall I go? Find someone else now.
That night, Huo Yang bullied him for the nth time——
Bai Tan huddled in the quilt and shivered: "Guang Feng Ji Yue?"
People were coming and going outside the lounge, and at the long table indoors, Bai Tan was so depressed that he almost collapsed and did not dare to speak out——
He hugged his weak and helpless self: "Sexy and abstinent?"
Bai Tan finally realized deeply: how much can you trust the characters in the entertainment industry.
Bai Tan ran away, at a speed of seventy miles, holding his precious material book and his protruding belly, and completely disappeared from Huoyang's world.
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Everyone knows that Huo Yang has been looking for his assistant for three years and seems to have identified this person. In these three years, no new person was recruited.
Until one day, someone uncovered Huo Yang's Weibo account, where he posted frequently like a mood diary:
[I like it. The little assistant has a faint milky fragrance, like an innocent child.
[Oh, he really has a three-year-old child.
Fans have mixed feelings: I promised a male assistant and a stable peace of mind.
The little assistant is well-rounded in everything he does, so it makes sense for Brother Yang to miss him so much. Unfortunately, the assistant is already married to someone else, and his children are all good at it. Brother Yang, forget it.
Huo Yang:
[But I saw that this kid's facial features were 9.9 Points similar to mine.
Bai Tan hugged the child tightly, feeling strong despite being unsure:
"Don't be ridiculous, my male characteristics are quite obvious."
Huo Yang: "It's been three years and I've completely forgotten it. I'll take a look at it after you take it off."
Baitan shivered:
Bright wind and bright moon?
Ascetic?
Birds and beasts!
Reading guide:
1. Non-traditional childbirth stories, the background setting is that men cannot have children, and there are special circumstances in pregnancy.
2. There is no prototype, there are many private settings, just have fun watching it.
3. Imperfect character, slow to warm up, slightly abusive in the middle, overall sweet!
4. My writing style is poor and my vocabulary is small. I will definitely work hard to correct it in my next life.
5. The full text is saved and updated at 18:00 every afternoon.
Pre-released article: "Okay, no more acting like a baby"
1.
Liu Jingheng was born with a stubborn disease, and long-term treatment and medication led to memory loss and becoming dull and slow.
When he was critically ill, he slipped into a Danmei novel and became the cannon fodder Green Tea in the novel.
This green tea has committed evil deeds and has a tragic ending. His enemies are faster, and his relatives are faster than his enemies.
Liu Jingheng ran the old CPU for half a year and came to the conclusion:
If I don't want to live anymore, I should complete my cannon fodder mission as soon as possible. That small box is my final destination.
When he comes back, the cannon fodder is planning to frame the protagonist, trying to destroy his reputation.
Added the classic line of cannon fodder: "I sincerely regard you as a friend, why did you harm me! Bad guy!"
Liu Jingheng clenched her fist firmly: Come on, throw me into the Yellow River, and let the people all over the country drink Longjing.
When he opened his mouth, he was shocked to find that his brain was as pale as goose feathers, and his severely degenerated tongue was curled up as he stammered:
"I sincerely want to harm you, why do you treat me as your friend? Bad, bad..."
Protagonist:...?
Why are you acting coquettishly all of a sudden?
Under the moonlight, the protagonist sits in the garden with Liu Jingheng in his arms, coaxing softly:
"It doesn't hurt anymore. If you have any plans next time, tell me in advance and I'll just cooperate."
Behind the two of them, the protagonist's fists as big as sandbags clenched loudly.
2.
According to the original text, the protagonist Gong saw his wife leaving sadly, so he hatched a plan to kill someone with a borrowed knife.
He took the initiative to find Liu Jingheng and said:
"I also want to marry you, but my uncle is strongly opposed to it. You go to him and say that you have his bed photos to force him to submit. Don't say what I said."
When Liu Jingheng heard this, she didn't want to live anymore.
In the original text, brother-in-law Qin Du is the ultimate villain who has been accused by thousands of people of dehumanizing humanity. He took off his mother's oxygen mask with his own hands, which laid the foundation for his future rebellion.
In order to be laid to rest as soon as possible, Liu Jingheng clenched his fist × 2: The villain is bad, I am good, I let the people of the country drink Longjing.
He found Qin Du and met the man's stern gaze. His aged brain confused the protagonist's "you, me, him", and he stuttered:
"You, if you don't marry me, you have to give me Kangkang bed photos..."
Qin Du didn't even raise his head, and his voice was cold:
"Speak nicely, and then go back and forth wherever you act like a spoiled brat."
Liu Jingheng: No duck.
Liu Jingheng, whose operation failed, was following Qin Du every day in order to get back the big plan and open his mouth to threaten him.
Diligence can make up for my weakness, I have become more proficient in my lines, and I have learned to draw inferences from one example.
Liu Jingheng threatened: "If you don't agree, I won't eat, and I will starve to death."
Qin Du finally raised his eyes with compassion: "So, you want me to feed you?"
Liu Jingheng was like a duck being pinched by the neck, stunned.
Suddenly I can't remember, is that what you mean?
Then he heard Qin Du say:
"Okay, be nice and let me take a look."
Liu Jingheng:? "I don't know how. Brother-in-law, please don't torture me."
Qin Du raised his spoon: "You're so good."
Liu Jingheng always wanted to let the people of the country drink Longjing. Knowing that her brain was not trustworthy, she took out the carefully compiled "Green Tea Collection" with her backhand.
If you read it accordingly, you are right.
He found relevant questions from the book, turned to the next page and read the answers confidently:
"Brother, I'm wearing transparent panties today, do you want to see it? I remember that your lover doesn't like wearing transparent panties."
Liu Jingheng:...? Such strange words.
Dead hand, the book has to be turned page by page!
Just as he was about to think again, he heard Qin Du's voice across from him was low and cool, with a hidden smile:
"You're so good, look at your panties."
Liu Jingheng:.
Intention: The stage is as big as the dream.