Live Medical Consultations: Everyone's Getting Publicly Humiliated!

After helping her master solve 9,999 tricky and intractable medical cases, the renowned goddess doctor Bai Jiesui has returned from another world. She is currently a novice Chinese medicine practitioner with a little medical knowledge. She gives online consultations to netizens over livestreams, making her a third-rate quack in the eyes of some people. Yet this "third-rate quack" suddenly became a hit on an entertainment-focused health variety show lovingly produced by the Lvjiang platform. The viewers weren't there to learn about health, or to see a beautiful doctor treating patients. They... were there for the drama and gossip. She takes the pulse of a male idol who cultivates the image of an innocent, puppy-like bachelor. Bai Jiesui: "You're a little weak. Don't get intimate with your girlfriend for a while." The male idol flatly denies it: "I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend." Bai Jiesui smiles with certainty: "You do. You were together at six this morning, twice." The male idol breaks out in a cold sweat: "..." She takes the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth. Bai Jiesui: "Stop eating that toxic bird's nest." The socialite: "That's nonsense. The ready-to-eat bird's nest I eat is our own brand's premium 6S Longtou Tianzhan!" Bai Jiesui: "Your family's bird's nest contains excessive levels of harmful substances. Keep eating it, and you could be at risk of cancer." The socialite's face turns ashen: "..." She takes the pulse of a middle-aged actor who became famous after a scandalous fling with his ex-wife, then cheated on her. Bai Jiesui: "Smoke less. It's bad for your low sperm count." The actor flies into a rage: "Who are you calling infertile? My two kids are almost ten!" Bai Jiesui furrows her brow and ponders: "That can't be right. You were born with severe oligospermia and have never received treatment. It's impossible for you to have children." The actor's face turns from white to black, then green. At first, netizens thought Bai Jiesui was just putting on a show to make the program more entertaining. Not long after the show aired, four women came forward to tear into the male idol, the relevant authorities sealed the socialite's warehouse, and the middle-aged actor took his two kids for DNA tests... Netizens: ...We've never seen a consultation so mortifying. The stuff this Chinese medicine practitioner spills is more exciting than celebrity gossip. They loved watching the chaos unfold, and one after another, they tagged celebrities and superstars, urging them to get their pulses checked by Bai Jiesui. The celebrities and superstars who were tagged fell silent as one. They didn't dare go, but they didn't dare not go, either. A note before reading: 1. The inspiration for the jokes comes from the mortifying experiences many netizens have had while seeing practitioners of Chinese medicine. 2. To ensure the story is entertaining and readable, the female lead's abilities are exaggerated to some extent. The whole story is fictional, with countless made-up details and wild fabrications. It includes unrealistic settings and plot points. For the sake of your blood pressure and intelligence, readers who don't want to be traumatized, as well as those in related professions, should think very, very carefully before reading. 3. This is not a serious medical story. It's mainly written for the jokes. Don't take it as fact, and be sure to visit a legitimate hospital for medical care. 4. This story is entirely fictional. Please don't associate it with real people or events. Please add my upcoming neighboring novel, Snowed Out for a Year and a Half, with Countless Side Hustles, to your collection! After transmigrating into the body of an actress who has been shelved, Guan Wei sighs. Her comeback is nowhere in sight, and her future is uncertain. If she wants to survive, she can't just sit around and wait. Unable to find work in her main profession, she can only find temporary jobs for now and develop a few side hustles. Side job one: Deliver piglets, earning 500. Side job two: Cook in bulk at a construction site, earning 400. Side job three: Work as a funeral makeup artist, earning 500. Side job four: Work a sewing machine at a factory, earning 800. Side job five: Write eulogies, earning 1,000. Side job six: Make paper mansions for the dead, earning 1,200. Side job seven: Clean up crime scenes, earning 1,500... It's not that her competitors aren't trying. Guan Wei is just too capable, and she accidentally achieves a tiny bit of success at every side job. Her construction-site cooking turns her into a top private chef, with dishes worth 20,000 each. While working as a funeral makeup artist, she discovers that the deceased died under suspicious circumstances and helps the police catch the killer, earning a 50,000 reward. Working a sewing machine turns her into a world-class designer. Celebrities and tycoons fight to place orders for her gowns, each worth millions. Starting from the craft of making paper figures, her intangible cultural heritage paper-cutting creations win an international award and sell at auction for 1 million. She practices writing eulogies, then goes on to write a bestseller, earning 8 million in royalties... A year and a half later, her agency finally remembers Guan Wei exists and casually books her a gig. By then, the fans who've followed Guan Wei for over a year are collectively dumbfounded: ??? So, Guan Wei, you really are a celebrity? Your main career is completely unknown, while your side hustles have made you famous around the world? Theme: Passing down the culture of Chinese medicine.