I Got Rich with High-Tech Patents

Coming next: A Divine Doctor's Consultation, Everyone Gets Exposed! Please add it to your reading list. Dai Li, an all-around genius with over ten thousand invention patents to her name, transmigrates into a book, becoming a scandal-plagued actress in an entertainment-industry novel. She's on the hook for a 50-million-yuan performance-based contract, and her contract is about to expire. True powerhouses aren't afraid of hell mode. Dai Li gets up in the middle of the night and logs onto the national patent website. Temperature-regulating fabric, artificial gills, slimming capsules, menstrual pain relief devices... She'll register a few patents for now. Even if she can't make it in entertainment, at least she won't starve. * Netizens notice that Dai Li, who usually loves to compete with other actresses over who looks best, has been acting strangely lately. While other actresses walk the red carpet in haute couture, she turns up wearing a sun-protection jacket. Seeing the actress beside her shivering in the cold, Dai Li pulls out an identical jacket. "It's made from temperature-regulating fabric. Whatever the weather, it keeps you at a comfortable temperature in one second. Send me 500 and it's yours." The actress beside her: You really believe something that ridiculous? :) Netizens: You want 500 for a crappy jacket? Why not just rob people? And temperature-regulating fabric? What a load of hot air! Then netizens see Dai Li appear on a science variety show called The New Edison, where she unveils increasingly outrageous inventions. Slimming capsules that improve gut flora and help you lose weight without suffering; menstrual pain relief devices that eliminate period pain for women; and even phones that can smell things... Netizens at first: Hype and empty promises. Anyone who believes this is a sucker! Later, they find out that her temperature-regulating fabric protects against freezing, fire, and toxic smoke. It is adopted by the Forest City Fire Department, and from then on, no firefighters suffer burns. Her menstrual pain relief device has women across the country, many of whom suffer from severe period pain, cheering in unison. Netizens, realizing it far too late: What kind of unbelievably good deal is a 500-yuan temperature-regulating jacket? Q_Q * Later on, a production crew makes a surprise visit to Dai Li's home and livestreams it, capturing mountains of patent certificates. The director and the livestream audience stare in shock: ... Dai Li: I couldn't make it in entertainment, so I had to get by selling patents. They're all little inventions. I still have countless major patents, including AC power storage technology, controlled nuclear fusion, and artificial organs. Inquiries welcome ^_^~ Netizens: And you think you're not famous? We've all been using things you invented and paying you patent fees... [No-brain feel-good fantasy. The plot and setting are unrealistic, and the golden finger is enormous. Don't take it seriously.] [Don't nitpick over whether the science is real. Let's keep imagining. Maybe it really will be possible one day.] Blurb for the upcoming A Divine Doctor's Consultation, Everyone Gets Exposed! After successfully curing 9,999 tricky, difficult-to-diagnose cases, Bai Jiesui, the unsurpassed divine doctor of her age, transmigrates. She finds herself in the body of a novice traditional Chinese medicine practitioner who knows a little about medicine. She livestreams consultations for netizens from behind a screen, becoming a third-rate doctor whom everyone considers a fraud. Yet this "third-rate fraud" suddenly becomes a sensation on Green River, after appearing on an entertainment health show created by the platform. The viewers aren't there to learn about health, nor to watch the beautiful doctor take consultations. They're there to watch the drama and enjoy the gossip. She takes the pulse of a male idol who has cultivated a pure, puppy-like single-guy image. Bai Jiesui: "You're a little run-down. You should avoid getting intimate with your girlfriend for a while." Male idol, denying it flat out: "I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend." Bai Jiesui, smiling confidently: "You do. You were together at six this morning. Twice." Male idol, breaking into a cold sweat: "..." She takes the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth. Bai Jiesui: "Stop eating bird's nest with toxic ingredients." Socialite: "What nonsense! The ready-to-eat bird's nest I eat is our own brand's 6S Dragon's Eye!" Bai Jiesui: "Your bird's nest exceeds the safety limit for harmful substances. If you keep eating it, you risk developing cancer." The socialite's face turns ashen: "..." She takes the pulse of a middle-aged actor who became famous after a steamy scene with his ex-wife, then cheated on her. Bai Jiesui: "Smoke less. It's bad for your low sperm count." The actor flies into a rage: "Who are you calling infertile? My two kids are nearly ten!" Bai Jiesui furrows her brow in thought. "That can't be right. You were born with severe oligospermia and have never been treated. It's impossible for you to have children." The actor's face turns from white to black and then green. At first, netizens think Bai Jiesui is just putting on a show to create entertaining moments. Not long after the show airs, four young women publicly rip the male idol to shreds, the authorities seal off the socialite's warehouse, and the middle-aged actor takes his two children to get DNA tests... Netizens: ...I've never seen a consultation expose someone this badly. Traditional medicine doctors reveal even more than entertainment reporters. They love a spectacle, so they keep tagging celebrities and stars, telling them to go have their pulses checked by Bai Jiesui. The celebrities who are tagged all fall silent. They don't dare go, but they don't dare refuse either. Theme: Making the world a better place