Going Viral on a Sports Competition Show

Please add my new novel, The Divine Physician's Consultation: Everyone's Exposed!, to your reading list! After diligently completing the "Olympic Gold Medal" series of quick transmigration missions, Tan Chichi finally gets her wish and retires to enjoy a quiet life. Tan Chichi's wish for her new world is simple: she just wants to lounge around comfortably, eating and drinking every day. She never wants to exercise and sweat again. Carrying this lovely wish with her, Tan Chichi transmigrates into the body of a female celebrity: a minor star on the eighteenth tier, regarded by audiences as nothing more than a peerlessly beautiful woman who is brainless, vulgar, affected, materialistic, and obsessed with manufacturing hype. Her career is going nowhere, and she's about to leave show business. All she has left is an invitation to work on a sports competition show. Tan Chichi: muscular man breathing oxygen.jpg * The Super Star Games aims to promote sportsmanship and positive energy. The other celebrities eagerly agree: "I really love sports!" When it's Tan Chichi's turn, she wears a cold expression. "I'm not interested in sports." On the show, the celebrities who love sports train clumsily but enthusiastically, their hands covered in blisters and sweat pooling on the ground. The audience cries out in sympathy. Tan Chichi tilts her head and dozes off in the stands, ignoring the coach completely. The audience curses Tan Chichi for dragging her teammates down, telling her to get lost if she doesn't want to train. During the competition, the celebrities bumble through their events, and simply finishing is enough to earn them heaps of praise. When it's Tan Chichi's turn, she goes straight for the 10-meter air rifle, the event least likely to make her sweat, and fires nine 10.9-point shots in a row. Tan Chichi furrows her brow. "Sorry, I'm a little out of practice." The other celebrities, whose shots all missed the target: ?!! The audience: ?!! In the blink of an eye, Tan Chichi is standing on the 10-meter platform, completing a 5255B dive with a 3.7 degree of difficulty, slipping into the water like a needle. She receives five perfect 10s from the judges. Tan Chichi is dissatisfied. "Sorry, I didn't quite control the splash." The celebrities who belly-flopped off the diving platform: ?!! The audience: ?!! After the show airs, audiences discover that Tan Chichi, who claimed to have no interest in sports, can do everything. Rhythmic gymnastics, high jump, swimming, figure skating... She could sweep every award on her own. The whole internet goes wild, calling her a goddess and falling to their knees. According to reports, after filming wrapped, all the coaches on set fought over Tan Chichi, each wanting to recruit her for their national team. Tan Chichi firmly refuses. "Sorry, I'm really not interested in sports." The audience is frantic: You have talent!! Please go win Olympic gold! Tan Chichi: To be honest, I've won lots of Olympic gold medals already... [No real-life inspirations. Don't project this onto anyone.] [The golden finger is ridiculously overpowered. The whole story is pure, brainless fun. If you can't handle a brainless setup, don't force yourself to read it.] [The first part focuses on the entertainment industry; the later part focuses on sports competitions.] [Related information comes from the internet. Please point out any mistakes gently.] [Countries, regions, years, and competition rules are fictional, with some original worldbuilding.] Written on August 10, 2021 ----Coming soon: The Divine Physician's Consultation: Everyone's Exposed!---- After successfully curing 9,999 tricky and difficult illnesses, the peerless divine physician Bai Jiesui transmigrates, becoming a novice traditional Chinese medicine practitioner with a little medical knowledge. She livestreams consultations for online users and becomes a third-rate doctor in the eyes of the public, accused of making a living through fraud. Yet this "third-rate doctor who makes a living through fraud" suddenly becomes a sensation on an entertainment-themed health show lovingly produced by the Green River platform. The audience isn't there to learn about health or to see the beautiful doctor treating patients. They're there to watch the drama and get the gossip. She takes the pulse of a male idol who has cultivated an innocent, puppy-like single-guy image. Bai Jiesui: "Your body is a little weak. Don't be intimate with your girlfriend for a while." The male idol denies it outright: "I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend." Bai Jiesui smiles with certainty. "You do. You were together at six this morning, twice." The male idol breaks into a cold sweat: "..." She takes the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth. Bai Jiesui: "Stop eating that poisonous bird's nest." The socialite: "What nonsense. The ready-to-eat bird's nest I eat is our own brand's premium six-S, top-tier bird's nest!" Bai Jiesui: "Your family's bird's nest contains excessive levels of harmful substances. If you keep eating it, you could be at risk of cancer." The socialite's face turns livid: "..." She takes the pulse of a middle-aged actor who cheated after becoming famous thanks to a steamy scene with his ex-wife. Bai Jiesui: "Smoke less. It's bad for your low sperm count." The actor flies into a rage. "Who are you calling infertile? My two kids are almost ten!" Bai Jiesui furrows her brow in thought. "That's not right. You have severe low sperm count from birth and have never been treated. There's no way you could have children." The actor's face turns from white to black, then green. At first, online viewers think Bai Jiesui is just putting on a show to liven up the program. Not long after the episode airs, four girls come forward to expose the male idol, the authorities seal the socialite's warehouse, and the middle-aged actor takes his two kids for DNA tests... Netizens: ...We've never seen a consultation so socially mortifying. A traditional Chinese medicine doctor spills more shocking secrets than entertainment reporters. They watch eagerly as the drama unfolds, tagging celebrities and superstars from the industry and urging them to let Bai Jiesui take their pulses. The celebrities and superstars who are tagged fall silent as a group. They don't dare go, but they don't dare refuse to go either. Theme: Love sports, love exercise!