[My next book, "Going Viral on a Sports Competition Show," is being written and will launch in August. Please add it to your favorites QAQ]
As the youngest daughter of the former Demonic Cult Leader, Yu Yao was packaged off as a plaything for the new leader.
She faked her death to escape an arranged marriage, only to transmigrate into a melodramatic, angst-filled novel as a cannon-fodder stand-in for the heroine.
A parasitic vine who can only cling to men, she debuts under the heroine's name, shamelessly rides the heroine's coattails, and steals her love interest. After her reputation is ruined, she meets a food-tray ending.
Compared with having to sleep with someone, what does being hated by the entire internet matter? The entertainment industry has plenty of delicious food, and even more fun things to do.
The little cabbage cheerfully wipes away her tears and happily muddles along in showbiz.
At first, the whole internet is shouting for useless Yu Yao to get out of the entertainment industry.
Later, the viewers discover...
On a locked-room reality show, the other guests are scared pale, while she snacks on pudding, cake, chicken wings, and lamb skewers... and casually catches the murderer along the way.
On a variety show, the other guests run all around the pond trying to catch one fish. She munches on watermelon and casually tosses a few pebbles, and big fish float up one after another.
When filming fight scenes, other stars need stunt doubles and CGI. She casually flourishes her sword with crisp, graceful moves, and can leap two meters into the air.
Viewers: What?! How is she useless? She's a goddess!
As Yu Yao muddles along, she becomes the nation's darling, rising from the eighteenth tier to the A-list.
After she becomes famous, Yu Yao gets the chance to act alongside a Grand Slam-winning Best Actor.
On set, Yu Yao stares, dazzled, at the actor's otherworldly good looks, her eyes shining.
The actor is handsome and elegant, kind and considerate. He patiently explains the scenes to her and often treats her to delicious food, making the whole internet envious.
The media: #WhyDoesTheCoolNationalHeartthrobDoteOnlyOnYuYao#
Yu Yao scratches her head. She's baffled too.
One day, while Yu Yao is there for a free meal, the actor corners her in a room, his dark eyes filled with unyielding intensity. "Are you really so unwilling to marry me that you'd rather die?"
Yu Yao chokes on a pearl that has been sucked up through her straw: ∑(°Д°;≡;°д°)
Yu Yao: "Are you the legendary demon king with a green face and fangs, a hulking frame, and a habit of forcing me to share your bed? QAQ"
Si Yuan: ...
-- Coming soon: "Going Viral on a Sports Competition Show" --
After diligently completing the "Win Olympic Gold" series of quick transmigration missions, Tan Chichi finally gets to retire and enjoy her twilight years.
Her wish for the new world is simple: she just wants to lounge around comfortably, eating and drinking every day. She never wants to exercise and sweat again.
With that lovely wish in mind, Tan Chichi transmigrates into the body of a female celebrity. In viewers' eyes, she's an eighteenth-tier star with peerless beauty but no brains: vulgar, affected, materialistic, and always chasing publicity and attention. Her reputation in the entertainment industry is in tatters, and she's on the verge of quitting.
All she has left is an invitation to appear on a sports competition show.
Tan Chichi: Handsome guy gasping for oxygen.jpg
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The goal of "Superstar National Games" is to promote sportsmanship and positive energy.
The other celebrities enthusiastically respond: "I really love sports!"
When it's Tan Chichi's turn, she puts on a stony face. "I'm not interested in sports."
On the show, the athletic celebrities train enthusiastically but awkwardly, their hands covered in blisters and sweat pouring everywhere. Their fans cry out in sympathy.
Tan Chichi sits on the bleachers, tilts her head, and snores away, ignoring the coach completely.
Her fans all curse her for dragging down her teammates, telling her to get lost if she doesn't want to train.
During the competitions, the celebrities fumble through their events, and get praised to the skies if they manage to finish.
When Tan Chichi takes her turn, she chooses the ten-meter air rifle, the event least likely to make her sweat, and fires nine bull's-eyes in a row.
Tan Chichi frowns. "Sorry, I'm a little rusty."
The other celebrities, whose shots all missed the target: ?!!
The viewers: ?!!
In the blink of an eye, Tan Chichi is standing on the ten-meter platform, performing a 5255B dive with a 3.7 degree of difficulty, entering the water like a needle. The judges award her five perfect tens.
Tan Chichi is dissatisfied. "Sorry, I didn't control the splash well enough."
The celebrity who belly-flopped from the three-meter springboard: ?!!
The viewers: ?!!
After the show premieres, viewers discover that Tan Chichi, who claims to have no interest in sports, can do everything.
Rhythmic gymnastics, high jump, swimming, figure skating...
She can sweep every award by herself. The whole internet goes wild, hailing her as a goddess and falling to their knees.
According to reports, after filming ended, all the coaches at the venue got into a fight over Tan Chichi. They all wanted to recruit her for their national team.
Tan Chichi firmly refuses. "Sorry, I'm really not interested in sports."
Her fans are frantic: But you have such talent!! Please go win Olympic gold!
Tan Chichi: Honestly, I'm tired of winning Olympic gold...
Theme: Stay true to yourself and forge ahead without fear.
Finished with flowers I like how the villain is released so quickly. It's much better than some that don't come off until the end.
Oh my gosh, author, this is the second book I've seen you write. Really, the novel you wrote ends so quickly!
Shui Xiu almost made her abandon Wen. Fortunately, you abandoned An secret and joined Ming quickly enough to get her offline.
Yes, is the male protagonist stupid?
It's beautiful! It just ended too quickly!
I can't get enough of the ending of "Spreading Flowers"
It's too short and not enough to watch. I really hope they can participate in a couples observation variety show or something~ It's so sweet~
It looks great. It would be better if there were more of them together!
Ended suddenly(⊙ω⊙)
Not a prince? How did it become a wealthy family salary?