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After completing an endless series of missions, Ming Fu was given a chance to be reborn, along with a healthy body.
She'd been sickly since childhood. Now she lived with her parents in the countryside, while her older brother worked in the city and couldn't make it home even once a year. He worked hard to earn money for her medical treatment.
Not long after returning, Ming Fu dreamed that a pretty-boy celebrity was taking part in an extreme survival reality show. He couldn't even take care of himself, and then accidentally fell into the water during filming and drowned.
And this unlucky pretty-boy celebrity looked exactly like her brother, who was working out of town!
When she woke up, Ming Fu cried her eyes out.
Her brother couldn't sing or dance, so it was bad enough that he'd embarrassed himself on TV while trying to earn money for the family. He'd even lost his life.
What a useless, pitiful guy.
*
Jing Ye, the domineering leader of the popular boy band linkwe, was against the idea of his little sister joining him on an extreme survival show.
His little sister coughed every few steps and panted every few more. She was delicate and a crybaby. What if she embarrassed him on the show?
She'd make him lose fans.
Before filming, Jing Ye said, "My little sister has been in poor health since she was a child. She can't do any heavy work and has no practical experience, so everyone's going to laugh at us."
Netizen 1: "A sister this cute just needs to look pretty. Obviously the group bully should be doing the dirty work and heavy lifting."
Netizen 2: "Group bully, get it together! Don't let our little sis suffer because of you!"
Jing Ye: "? Real fans?"
Jing Ye had no choice but to take on the responsibility of looking after his little sister.
On the first day of extreme survival, Jing Ye said, "Sis, stay right here. I'll go knock down a couple of coconuts to quench your thirst."
While Jing Ye turned around to find a bamboo pole, five or six coconuts had fallen to the ground. Ming Fu was about to toss away the last few pebbles in her hand.
On the second day, Jing Ye said, "Sis, sit here and watch the sea. I'll catch a couple of fish for you to try."
By the time Jing Ye turned around to make a fishing rod, Ming Fu had already come up from the sea, with sea urchins, crabs, and huge abalone in her bucket.
Everyone discovered that the frail Ming Fu, who had no practical experience whatsoever, could identify wild plants, build shelters, dive for fish, start fires by friction, set traps... and even cook amazingly well.
She made the other guests green with envy.
Netizens: "I'll leave it to you to figure out who the joke is :)"
On day N of extreme survival, Jing Ye gave up trying and lay sprawled on the beach like a pancake. "Sis, what do you want to eat today? I want some too."
Ming Fu: "Your handsome teammate said he'll bring us a giant lobster in a bit."
Jing Ye: "Oh..."
He suddenly sat bolt upright as if on his deathbed: "!!! Why is that conniving guy suddenly being so nice? He must be after my position as team leader!"
His teammate smiled. "Don't worry, brother-in-law. You'll always be the leader."
Jing Ye lay back down, reassured.
Then he sat bolt upright again: "Wait, something's not right here."
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Dai Li, a genius of the century who owned tens of thousands of invention patents, transmigrated into a book. She became a scandal-ridden female celebrity in an entertainment-industry novel, saddled with a 50-million-yuan performance wager, with her contract about to expire.
The truly strong never fear hell mode.
Dai Li got up in the middle of the night and logged on to the national patent website.
Temperature-regulating materials, artificial gills, body-shaping capsules, menstrual pain relief devices...
She'd casually register a few patents first. Even if she couldn't make it in the entertainment industry, she wouldn't starve.
*
Netizens noticed that Dai Li, who usually loved competing to outshine everyone, had been acting strangely lately.
Other female celebrities wore designer couture on the red carpet, while she showed up in a sun-protective jacket.
Seeing the female celebrity beside her shivering from the cold, Dai Li pulled out an identical jacket. "This is made from temperature-regulating material. Whatever the weather, it'll keep you at a steady temperature the moment you put it on. Send me 500 and it's yours."
The actress beside her: "You actually believe that ridiculous story? :)"
Netizens: "You want 500 for a crappy jacket? Why not just rob people? And temperature-regulating material? What a load of hot air!"
Later, netizens realized Dai Li was hooked on promoting ridiculous new technologies.
There were body-shaping capsules that could improve gut bacteria and help you lose weight painlessly;
menstrual pain relief devices that could eliminate period pain;
and even phones that could smell things...
She even overestimated herself and went on a technology reality show as a judge, telling the contestants what to do.
At first, netizens said: "False advertising! Anyone who buys this will get scammed!"
Later, they said: "What a steal for a temperature-regulating jacket at only 500. QAQ"
*
Recent sudden advances in technology had brought enormous changes to people's lives across the country and around the world.
But the inventor was a mystery. To this day, no one knew who was behind the inventions.
Then a production team visited Dai Li's home to film a surprise livestream and caught a mountain of patent certificates stacked up inside.
The director and viewers watching the livestream were stunned: "..."
Dai Li: "I really couldn't make it big, so I had to sell a few patents to get by. They're all minor inventions. I still have countless major patents, including AC energy storage, controlled nuclear fusion, and bionic organs. Inquiries welcome ^_^~"
Netizens: "And you still haven't made it big? You've already changed people's lives, and now you're about to change the world!"
"The whole world is scrambling to pay you royalties!"
[Mindless wish fulfillment. The plot and setting aren't realistic, and the golden finger is huge. Don't take it seriously.]
[Don't nitpick about whether the science is realistic. Let's keep dreaming. Maybe one day it really will be possible.]
Theme: Love your family and your life
The frequency of the author's updates has dropped significantly. Will he stop updating?
Why still fry leftover rice? ? If it's not a novel with unlimited flow, and it's not a handsome villain, isn't the most taboo thing about cooking leftovers? Wasn't this child killed by um? Then he was pulled out for frying. It's a bit disgusting -_-||
Dad Ming: My daughter is going to be fucked by a pig in front of me?!
Danger xu danger
They're already offline. Please don't let him come out and disgust people again.
The ending is a bit too hasty, the emotional relationship between the male and female protagonists is a bit inexplicable, and the female protagonist in the later stage feels a bit forced to be smart.
Infinite Retirement+Entertainment Circle+Scientific Research Family+Slap in the Face Vicious Female Supporting Character, the author has collected the elements but failed to integrate them well, which makes it a bit confusing.
This is the author? There was no leave note and it was not mentioned elsewhere. .
Killing with a thousand swords hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The young man slept on the hot bed, hahahaha, which made the driver laugh to death
I'm also looking forward to having a future episode.
The frequency of the author's updates has dropped significantly. Will he stop updating?
Why still fry leftover rice? ? If it's not a novel with unlimited flow, and it's not a handsome villain, isn't the most taboo thing about cooking leftovers? Wasn't this child killed by um? Then he was pulled out for frying. It's a bit disgusting -_-||
Dad Ming: My daughter is going to be fucked by a pig in front of me?! Danger xu danger
They're already offline. Please don't let him come out and disgust people again.
The ending is a bit too hasty, the emotional relationship between the male and female protagonists is a bit inexplicable, and the female protagonist in the later stage feels a bit forced to be smart.
Infinite Retirement+Entertainment Circle+Scientific Research Family+Slap in the Face Vicious Female Supporting Character, the author has collected the elements but failed to integrate them well, which makes it a bit confusing.
This is the author? There was no leave note and it was not mentioned elsewhere. .
Killing with a thousand swords hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The young man slept on the hot bed, hahahaha, which made the driver laugh to death
I'm also looking forward to having a future episode.