Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar]

More completed novels in the author's collection: My Rich Dad Goes Viral for Being a Menace on a Parenting Show [Includes 30,000 bonus words of free extras, exclusive to legitimate readers; unlock by subscribing to 80%] [The full text has been revised in several places; this is the only official edition on Jinjiang] Three months into their marriage, Yu Ke finally realized he had been scammed by a matchmaking profile: · 195 cm tall, an ordinary officer (an Imperial Marshal), ambitious and hardworking (secretly plotting a rebellion) · Strong and fit, quiet and reserved, emotionally stable (stable in the sense of being abnormal, and a masochist who enjoys being beaten more the harder he gets hit) · Both parents dead, poor family relations (killed his father and elder brother, with the whole clan slaughtering one another)... At first, as a savvy anti-scam expert from the 21st century, Yu Ke coolly analyzed the situation: the profile didn't mention age or appearance, so those must be his weak points. Chances were, he was an older, average-looking man with no car or house. But in the interstellar era, people were still of marriageable age at a hundred, so Yu Ke didn't give it much thought. After all, the officer was in excellent physical condition, and their mental powers were compatible. They were well suited to becoming legal partners and weathering the coming chaos together. When they met, Yu Ke discovered that the man wasn't just handsome. He also had black hair, black eyes, dark skin, and a big chest, perfectly matching Yu Ke's preferences before he transmigrated into a book. They married in a flash. A month into their marriage, Yu Ke was almost blissed out of his mind. He only thought that interstellar officers were unusually robust. It wasn't until he became pregnant in a man's body that Yu Ke realized he'd been scammed! The black hair, black eyes, and dark skin were all fake. His husband was actually a Tasti with silver hair and red eyes! He was one of their most bloodthirsty executioners, and the great villain in the book who nearly destroyed the world! Yu Ke clutched his belly and fled in the middle of the night. As if it weren't strange enough that this bizarre race could get men pregnant, it turned out they laid eggs, too... Yu Ke yanked the man's silver hair and cursed as he laid an egg. The other party didn't even have time to worry about going bald. “Though the Tasti are different from ordinary people because of an evil dragon's curse, that curse can't make men get pregnant and lay eggs.” Yu Ke: ? Before long, the double-yolked egg hatched into two chubby little dragon cubs. Yu Ke: ?? So the evil dragon was me?! * The dragon race was mighty and savage. Even after a thousand years of slumber, it remained the very embodiment of absolute power. Legend said that after losing their last young, the dragons cast a wicked curse with their own blood, then let it consume them as they fell into an endless abyss. Until one day, two childish dragon cries rang out: “Rooar~ Woof~~~” “Rooar~ Meow~~~” The two little dragons' chaotic roars were like twin tongues of flame piercing the darkness. The dragons on the brink of extinction were instantly rekindled with life! *The male lead and the love interest are each other's first love in every sense, with no baggage on either side. ◆ Thirteen completed lighthearted, sweet, and satisfying novels in the author's collection: I Transmigrated into a Rich Family's Dad and Laughed My Head Off, I Transmigrated into the Doomsday Villain's Biological Egg, I Took My Dragon-Slaying Hero Cub on a Parenting Show and Went Viral, The Child of My Rival Top Student Transmigrated Here... Come check them out~ ◆ Completed child-rearing novel in the author's collection: My Rich Dad Goes Viral for Being a Menace on a Parenting Show Tang Can worked himself half to death at a salary of 3,000 a month, stuck in a 007 schedule, until one day he transmigrated into the future villain's wicked biological father. His rich husband treated him like a live-in nanny, gave him only 100,000 out of their immense fortune, and hadn't come home once in three years of marriage. The original body's resentment was all taken out on the child, who was on the verge of becoming evil at just three years old... Tang Can: Wait, how much? 100,000 a month??? Forget some little villain turning evil. This is his precious darling! The original body had hoped to get famous through a parenting show, but instead became the contrast to the male lead's child and perfect stepdad. Not only did his public image collapse, he was also kicked out of the rich family for abusing the child. Tang Can: ? Is this once-in-a-lifetime job offer I just got going to disappear? Not a chance. He's determined to be the best dad on the parenting show! The livestream began. The male lead's stepdad got up at five, cooked despite an injured hand, and did everything he could to coax his picky stepson into eating a few more bites. Meanwhile, Tang Can had worked himself to the bone in his past life and couldn't get up early at all. He slept until noon, then woke to the delicious smell of a bacon sandwich made by the little villain. “Sweetheart, Dad doesn't eat lettuce. Pick it out for me.” The male lead's stepdad played three different roles while telling his stepson a bedtime story, bringing it to life with clear explanations and vivid emotion. Tang Can got sleepy just looking at words. He opened the book and fell asleep in seconds. The little villain turned off the bedside lamp and tucked his old man in. Tang Can felt a little guilty, but not that guilty. The leap from “vicious, trashy biological dad” to “best dad on the parenting show” was too big, so he settled for the bare minimum: just being a decent person would do. That included, but wasn't limited to, fighting other kids over toys and secretly eating the pediatrician's food behind his cub's back, only to get caught... He delivered countless memorable moments and became a notorious menace of a dad. Who knew that the father and son would go viral by defying expectations? The other guests couldn't sit still and repeatedly tried to stir up trouble. When they mocked Tang Can as a discarded husband from a rich family, he gave them a wicked grin. “Who could ever be as lovey-dovey as you two? Your husband's both a top and a bottom out there, and you still can't bear to divorce him.” Someone used their brat's hands to trip up the cub. Tang Can raised his hand and smacked the kid across the face. The brat's parents shrieked, “How can you hit a child!” “Don't worry, I wasn't planning to let the two of you off, either.” Tang Can swung back and smacked each parent across the face. “A little booze and you're feeling mighty proud. Mess with my cub, and who knows if you'll live to see tomorrow.” The little villain was moved to tears. “Even if you get divorced, I want to stay with my little daddy!” Terrified that he'd lose his monthly salary of 100,000, Tang Can immediately covered the child's mouth. “Don't talk nonsense. Dad can't handle hearing that!!!” After that came: #TangCanSwearsHe'llNeverDivorce#, #TangCanPubliclyDeclaresHisLoveForHisRichHusband:I'mNotLove-Dumb,I'mJustCompletelyInLoveWithHim~#, #TangCanIsTheUltimateRomantic#... The other party involved sneered at all of this, until Tang Can knocked him flat, too. Huo Jingyuan got... hard. [“Sharp-tongued, quick to slap” gorgeous goofball love interest x “Gets off on being hit” genuinely deranged domineering CEO male lead] Theme: Love is a miracle