The Rich Dad Goes Viral for His Shameless Antics on a Parenting Show

My other ongoing story: Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar] ◆ [Complete] [The entire story has been revised in several places. The only authorized version is on Jinjiang.] Tang Can worked himself to the brink of madness for a monthly salary of three thousand, pulling all-nighters around the clock. Then one day, he transmigrated into the future as the cruel biological father of a villain. His rich husband treated him like a live-in nanny, gave him just a hundred thousand out of the family fortune, and never came home during their three years of marriage. The original host took all his resentment out on the child, bringing the three-year-old to the brink of turning evil... Tang Can: Wait, how much? A hundred thousand a month??? What do you mean, evil little villain? This is his precious baby! The original host had hoped to become famous on a parenting reality show, but instead became a point of comparison with the male lead's child and perfect stepdad. His public image collapsed, and he was kicked out of the wealthy family for abusing the child. Tang Can: What? Am I about to lose this amazing job I just got? Absolutely not. He's going to be the best dad on the parenting show! The livestream begins. The male lead's stepdad gets up at five, cooks despite an injured hand, and does everything he can to coax his picky stepson into eating a few more bites. Meanwhile, Tang Can worked himself to exhaustion in his previous life and can't get up early at all. He sleeps until noon, then wakes to the smell of a bacon sandwich made by the little villain. “Sweetheart, Dad doesn't eat lettuce. Pick it out.” The male lead's stepdad plays three characters at once to tell his stepson a bedtime story, delivering it with vivid expression and clear explanations. Tang Can gets dizzy from reading and falls asleep the moment he opens a book. The little villain turns off the bedside lamp and tucks his old man in. Tang Can feels a little guilty, but not that guilty. The leap from “vile scumbag of a dad” to “best dad on the parenting show” is too big, so he'll settle for the next best thing: just being a decent person, okay? That includes, but isn't limited to, fighting other kids for toys and sneaking bites of the doctor's snacks behind the little one's back, only to get caught... He creates countless iconic moments and becomes a notorious, shameless bear of a dad. Who knew the father and son would go viral by defying expectations? The other guests can't stand it and keep stirring up trouble. When he's mocked as a castoff husband from a wealthy family, Tang Can grins shamelessly. “Who could be as lovey-dovey as you two? Your husband plays both the top and the bottom out there, and still won't divorce you.” Someone uses their bratty kid to set up his little one. Tang Can raises his hand and smacks them hard. The brat's parent shrieks, “How can you hit a child!” “Don't worry, I wasn't planning to let the two of you off either.” Tang Can turns around and gives each parent a hard smack. “A couple of drinks and you think you're the king of the world. Lay a finger on my kid and you'll both be in for a world of pain.” The little villain is moved to tears. “When you get divorced, I wanna stay with Daddy!” Afraid of losing his hundred-thousand-a-month salary, Tang Can immediately covers his mouth. “Don't say nonsense. Dad can't hear that!!!” After that, the trending topics include #TangCanSwearsHeWillNeverDivorce#, #TangCanPubliclyProfessesHisLoveForHisRichHusband:NotLove-Brained,JustLovinglyBrain-Dead~, #TangCanIsTheUltimateRomantic#... The other person involved scoffs at all of this, until Tang Can knocks him flat too. Huo Jingyuan gets... hard. [Sharp-tongued, quick-to-slap beauty with a goofy streak x Abnormal CEO who enjoys getting hit] *The two leads are each other's first love, both physically and emotionally, with no past relationships at all. The kid is their biological child. *Written during a bout of writer's block-induced madness. The male lead is weird, but not a masochist. ◆ [Twelve completed lighthearted, sweet, satisfying novels in my collection: Transmigrated as a Rich Family's Stepdad, I Laughed Myself Silly; I Became the Biological Father of the World-Destroying Villain; Going Viral on a Parenting Show with My Dragon-Slaying Hero Kid; My Rival's Top-Student Kid Transmigrated Here... Come check them out!] ◆ Completed novel in my collection: Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar] Three months into their marriage, Yu Ke finally realized he'd been scammed by the matchmaking profile · 195 cm tall, ordinary officer (actually the Imperial Marshal), ambitious and hardworking (secretly plotting a rebellion) · Strong physique, quiet (you could hit him with a stick and not hear a peep), stable personality (stable in his abnormality, and the kind of pervert who enjoys being hit) · Both parents deceased, poor family relations (killed his father and older brother, his whole clan slaughtered one another)... At first, as a savvy anti-scam expert from the 21st century, Yu Ke analyzed it coolly: If they didn't list his age or appearance, those must be his weak points. Most likely, he was an older, ordinary man with no car or house. But in the Interstellar era, people were considered of marriageable age even at a hundred, so Yu Ke didn't worry much. After all, officers were in excellent physical condition, and the two of them were compatible in mental power. They seemed well suited to being legal partners through the chaotic times. When they met, Yu Ke found that the man was not only handsome, but also dark-haired, dark-eyed, dark-skinned, and very well-endowed, perfectly matching Yu Ke's tastes from before he transmigrated into a book. They got married in a flash. During their month of marriage leave, Yu Ke nearly became Le Ke. He only thought the Interstellar officer was a little too robust. It wasn't until he became pregnant in a man's body that Yu Ke realized he'd been scammed! The black hair, black eyes, and dark skin were all fake. The other man was actually a Tasti with silver hair and red eyes! He was one of their bloodiest and most murderous Judges, as well as the great villain in the book who nearly destroyed the world! Yu Ke grabbed his belly and ran away in the middle of the night. As if it weren't bad enough that this bizarre race could make men pregnant, they even laid eggs... Yu Ke yanked the man's silver hair and cursed as he laid the egg. The other man didn't even have time to worry about being pulled bald. “Although the Tasti are different from ordinary people because of the evil dragon's curse, it can't make men get pregnant and lay eggs.” Yu Ke: ? Not long after, two plump little dragonlings hatched from the double-yolk egg. Yu Ke: ??? So I was the evil dragon all along?! * The dragon race was powerful and violent. Even after a thousand years of sleep, they remained the symbol of absolute power. Legend says that after losing their last hatchling, the dragons placed a wicked curse with their own blood, then let it consume them and drag them into the endless abyss. Then one day, two childish dragon cries rang out “Roar~ Woof~~~” “Roar~ Meow~~~” The two chaotic baby-dragon roars pierced the darkness like twin flames, rekindling the hearts of the giant dragons on the verge of extinction! Theme: Love makes us better people