This Snake Here Married Into the Family

#An extremely possessive, jealous snake nonhuman top whose style gradually turns ridiculous x A seemingly steady but secretly sultry, sharp-tongued workaholic CEO bottom# When his little sister, obsessed with infinite-loop novels, tried to sell him on them, Jimo An refused to believe in that sort of thing and proudly raised the banner of materialism. But one day, just as he was about to head to work, he looked up and saw a little black snake wrapped around his car emblem, flicking its tongue at him. Cute. I want to keep it. Unfortunately, he bought a terrarium in the morning, and the snake went missing in the afternoon. Jimo An was forced to stay up all night looking for it. The next day, the little black snake emerged from his water glass as if nothing had happened, a red goji berry dangling from its mouth. On the third day, Jimo An felt a snake's tail inside a confidential document folder. On the fourth day, Jimo An walked into his office and saw a long black snake sprawled on the carpet, chewing on his money tree. Let go of my money tree! He hurriedly slapped the talisman a roadside fortune-teller had given him onto the black snake's head. "I'm hungry. Give me something to eat." Through the yellow talisman with its red writing, Jimo An heard a deep voice coming from the snake's mouth. "That charlatan tricked me." Without hesitation, Jimo An grabbed the Dialectics of Nature off his desk and delivered a swift, precise blow to the snake's vital point. On the seventh day, under the gaze of countless employees, Jimo An walked into the elevator with a little black snake on his head. After he frantically blinked for help, his secretary managed a stiff reply. "Your pet is looking more and more beautiful." "...Thank you." His hint had failed. You don't understand me. Jimo An gave an equally stiff answer. "His name is Bai Erhua." "My name is Xuan Bai." As soon as they entered the office, the black tail wound tightly around Jimo An's wrist, and a cool, forked tongue brushed against his neck. The half-transformed man tilted his head. Black scales on his cheek looked both bewitching and alluring. "Mr. CEO wouldn't want anyone seeing you like this, would he?" "So... don't expose me, or I'll eat you." Day N Late at night, a black snake tail slid over the ankle of the sleeping man. A pair of golden eyes glimmered faintly in the dark. Hiss... A scarlet forked tongue slipped from thin lips, tracing the beautiful shape of the lips beneath him again and again. Mine... Mine... His pupils narrowed with excitement. Xuan Bai used all his strength to control every muscle in his body, making his scales glide gently over his lover without leaving the slightest mark. "I have work tomorrow. If you can't sleep, go read Marxism." Jimo An woke up and expertly grabbed the man's neck. "No." Xuan Bai was a vocal opponent of materialism. "If you won't read, go eat dirt at the zoo." Jimo An shifted, only to realize he was already tightly bound. "Master, are you not keeping me anymore?" Xuan Bai gently nipped the web of Jimo An's thumb. His sharp fangs folded back into his mouth. That's too much... Jimo An's lashes trembled slightly, and it took him a while to react. "Your little snake brought a jeweled chain, too~" Xuan Bai licked his lips and drew the last gap in the curtains shut. The moonlight is lovely tonight. It would be a shame not to admire it. [Note: 1. A nonhuman snake, an infinite-loop boss transported into the modern world. 2. This is also part of the Lao Yun family series.] [Bonus scene] "From now on, I don't want to be an infinite-loop boss anymore." One afternoon, while they were taking a nap, Xuan Bai suddenly announced. "Then what do you want to be?" "I want to be big brother's dog and hand over my salary card from now on." Xuan Bai slid to a stop in front of the desk and wrapped his arms around Jimo An's waist. "..." What novel did he read this time? Jimo An played along and picked up the printed paper in Xuan Bai's hand. A huge check. An extremely huge check. "?" After seeing the amount, Jimo An abruptly grabbed Xuan Bai by the collar. "You deadbeat without an ID, what illegal business have you been doing behind my back?!" "It's from my dungeon. Players get rewards for clearing it, so of course the boss guarding it gets some too." Xuan Bai tilted his head and pulled out another big pile. A whole color palette flashed through his golden eyes. "The weather's getting cold. Make the Wang family go bankrupt already." Theme: Take things as they come.