The Evil God Is Still Trying to Raise Humanity

[The main story is complete! Come on in and enjoy, and welcome to the Octopus Kitty Cult~ =w=] Eccentric, deadpan, adorable evil god bottom X deceptively gentle, secretly ruthless human top Lin Jingdu is the most homebound evil god in the Abyss. Before he could stay cooped up until the end of the world, he heard his fellow gods praising one another’s pets. Lin Jingdu was intrigued. He wanted a pet too, and a human seemed like a pretty good choice. 0.0 But before his friend could recommend a human, he had only just entered human society when he got “scammed” into taking one home. On a damp, rainy night, a man leaned against the wall, his hair soaked and his arm stained with blood. His face was pale and grim. “...Help me.” Lin Jingdu understood. This was a stray human asking to be adopted! The evil god nodded with a straight face. “Sure. I agree to keep you.” The man: “?” And just like that, Yue Peihui became the evil god’s pet. - Lin Jingdu thought he was taking good care of his little human: The human ate every last bite of the meals Lin Jingdu cooked for him; He loved watching cartoons with Lin Jingdu and even bought him snacks from the human world; He was very attached to Lin Jingdu, wanting to hold hands when they went out and sleep together at night... After hearing all this, his friend fell silent, then asked faintly, “Why do I get the feeling your human is the one taking care of you?” Lin Jingdu: “?” - Yue Peihui was the head of the Special Incident Response Bureau, feared by the supernatural and respected by everyone. Few people knew he was actually being “kept” by an evil god. His subordinate was concerned. When he asked about it, the man was crushing a supernatural creature without even blinking. A faint smile touched his lips, though it never reached his eyes. “I know what I’m doing. I won’t get in too deep.” His subordinate was reassured. Their boss was still the same cold, ruthless man as ever. Only later did the subordinate realize how wrong he’d been: When he called, his boss replied, “I’m dealing with the landlord’s cooking. Don’t bother me.” When he asked his boss to work overtime, he got, “I’m going on a date with the landlord. No overtime.” Sometimes, in the middle of a conversation, his boss would suddenly say thoughtfully, “Tentacles are actually pretty nice to touch.” And when he delivered some documents, he caught sight of his boss holding an adorable octopus plush with a completely different art style. His boss was expressionlessly typing, “Can I still hug and kiss you today?”... The subordinate: “?” And it got even worse. The bureau was confronting supernatural creatures that were disrupting the city when a delicate-looking young man appeared across the street, carrying snacks. He looked over in utter confusion, his eyes landing on Yue Peihui, who was calmly giving orders. The young man hesitated as if about to speak. Yue Peihui immediately lowered his gaze, took the evil god’s hand, and gave a frail cough. “Actually, I just came out to buy you something to eat. I was passing by.” Thinking back on their boss, who normally shot down monsters one after another, the subordinates pretended not to notice. “...” Who would believe such a lousy excuse?! Notes: 1. The top has dermatillomania. 2. The bottom is max-level powerful, but sometimes he’s too lazy to act. 3. My take on a slightly spooky, sweet, nonhuman romance. One true pairing, no switching, no breaking them up~ 4. The cover includes commissioned character designs and my own art, so please enjoy! ww My new novel is now open for reading. Come check it out~ 🥺 The Cannon Fodder True Young Master Is a Slime?! Carefree slime bottom X cold but domestic top Shi Yunmu is a slime living in the Abyss. Who would have thought he’d transmigrate into a book and become the cannon-fodder true young master, only to be sent off to marry into the declining Lu family? Shi Yunmu was still getting used to his human form. “Just you wait. Once the Great Slime King gets all his powers back, I’ll swallow every last person who bullied me!” The first person he’d swallow would be that “useless” husband from the Lu family he was marrying. ^v^ But after the wedding, he discovered that his husband was nothing like he’d expected: He was handsome, broad-shouldered and slim-waisted, and especially gentle with him. He was good at everything around the house, from chores to cooking. He was the perfect househusband. Monsters also kept showing up at home for no apparent reason. Shi Yunmu gobbled them up one by one, and his powers came back at a rocket’s pace! The well-fed slime burped. “Swallow people? What are you talking about? Never mind, my husband’s calling me to dinner. :P” - Lu Que was the captain of the Abnormality Investigation Team, exceptionally powerful and cold to everyone. He’d thought someone so distant would never fall in love in his life. Who could have guessed Lu Que would suddenly marry the Shi family’s young master, who had nothing going for him but his face? But the moment they met, Lu Que realized: His marriage partner wasn’t human. How could there be a defenseless blob of jelly sprawled out on a swing, snoozing without a care in the world? And after turning back into a human, the young man looked at him with complete trust, beaming as he sweetly called him “husband” again and again. “Don’t worry, hubby. I’ll be good!” ...What a good disguise for a monster. Lu Que glanced at the ring, his expression grave and calm, and made his decision: for the safety of humanity, he had to go through with this marriage. - Shi Yunmu was so pleased with his husband that he’d hoped they could go on living like this. But then the Abyss began merging with this world! Shi Yunmu panicked. He still had a whole bunch of clones in the Abyss! He hurried to the edge of the Abyss, and just then received a message from his husband: [Where are you?] Shi Yunmu replied affectionately: [I’m at home sleeping, hubby. OvO] His husband: [Turn around.] Shi Yunmu turned around without thinking. In the crowd of people rushing over, his husband gently waved his phone at him, his expression blank. Shi Yunmu, who had promised he’d “be good”: Hahaha, I’m so screwed. Theme: Love connects all things. True love requires mutual understanding.