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The Transmigration Bureau is desperately short of villains. Whenever the System finds a suitable "bad seed," it immediately puts them through pre-employment training as an evil male supporting character:
[You have to make the villains fall in love with you, then turn around and ruin their lives. In the three books you're assigned this time, you'll have to blind the villainous CEO, break the villainous school bully's legs, and disfigure the villainous movie emperor. That's easy for someone as evil as you, right?]
Shi Yun held up both fists: [That's right! Baby's super evil!]
The System's vision went dark: [???? Where did this infant laborer come from!!!!]
*
The System ran away, but Shi Yun still sought out the villainous bigwigs.
Monday and Tuesday, at the company
With a little face bearing a faint resemblance to the CEO's: "Daddy!"
The CEO raised a cool brow: "Where did this fake kid come from?"
Wednesday and Thursday, at school
With a little face bearing a faint resemblance to the school bully's: "Daddy~"
The school bully jumped up in a rage: "Where did this little brat come from? Get lost!"
Friday and Saturday, on set
With a little face bearing a faint resemblance to the movie emperor's: "Daddy..."
The movie emperor smiled gently: "Where did this little liar come from? Want me to cut out your tongue, hmm?"
Shi Yun licked his skinny little hand and nervously pulled out a paternity test... Yep, three of them.
The villainous bigwigs, each holding a paternity test: ?????
Later, the CEO went blind from trying to soothe the baby, the school bully ran himself ragged trying to soothe the baby, and the movie emperor's godlike face was subjected to the baby's disfiguring scribbles every day...
When the time was right, all three wanted to take the baby home for good.
Then they were shocked to discover that the baby had always had a home, and that there were actually three hapless men tricked into becoming his dad!
#The little one uses the same trick to scam three bigwigs at once. After being found out, the three dads involved come to blows!#
#His biological dad? Dream on! I've got a paternity test, do you have... Damn, you really do! I'll tear yours up anyway!#
#The wealthy family's adopted older brother, who only gets one day a week with him, Sunday, refuses to back down and vows to defend his custody of the little one to the death!#
*
Shi Yun is a little kitten. After being reincarnated many times, he finally found his lost daddy, but his daddy didn't remember him anymore...
Luckily, someone told him about a great way to find your dad: a paternity test. But no one told him that claiming three biological dads at once would cause trouble!
◤Reader's Guide◢
*Split-up dads and their biological child. This is mainly about family affection and raising (and fighting over) the baby. The dads have no romantic pairings. The baby's romance only begins after the two little ones come of age. With three big dads looming over the seme, young love is out of the question, so the romance comes late and plays a very small part (1v1, happy ending).
*Inspired by a news story I saw years ago about a remarkable cat that lived in two different families at once for nine whole years before its owners accidentally discovered the truth :D If other cats can live double lives, our Yun Bao can surely manage three (four, to be precise~(/ω\)
* [I've changed the premise. No matter how I wrote the previous version, it never felt right, so I abandoned it as soon as I started. I agonized over it for two days, but didn't want to leave a dead project in my catalog, so I'm reposting with a new premise. I'm very sorry! Those who left comments have been compensated. If you left a tip, you can leave a zero-point comment to get compensation. If you don't like the new premise, please remove it from your collection, qaq. Thank you so, so much (kneels)!]
◆[12 completed comedies with feel-good romance in my catalog: I Became a Rich Family's Stepdad and Laughed My Head Off, My Dragon Prodigy Baby Went Viral on a Parenting Show, My Rival Top Student's Baby Came to Me... Come check them out~]
◆Here's another completed novel with a similar premise ^_^ The Villain Who Would Destroy the World Got His Own Biological Egg [Quick Transmigration]
Zhiqiao had only just hatched when the True Love Redemption System accidentally bound itself to him.
"You have to make the villain fall desperately in love with you... Help! Where did this infant laborer come from?!!!"
While the System screamed "We're doomed! We're dead!" again and again, little Zhiqiao clung to his eggshell, turned back into a round golden egg, and wobbled right under the bottom of a world-destroying, brutally vicious villain...
Crazy movie emperor (mocking): "Some new kind of hallucination?"
Yandere factory eunuch (narrowing his eyes): "You dare scheme against me?"
Demonized immortal lord (sneering): "An external golden core?"
The eggshell cracked open again, revealing a delicate little baby inside: "Daddy!"
The bigwigs: Huh????
System: ...Nice.
[World One]
Top-tier star Gu Hanshen plays madmen to perfection because he's a bona fide madman himself, completely intent on dragging the entire Chu family down to Hell.
Just before he fully turned evil, he unexpectedly acquired a golden egg, which seemed to be one he'd personally laid during a fit...?
Before he had a baby, Gu Hanshen's life was all madness and revenge. He had no reservations, and when he went crazy, he would even cut himself.
Then suddenly, he had a baby
The baby only wants to be held by Daddy! In a kangaroo pouch, 24 hours a day!
Now, whenever Gu Hanshen wants to go crazy, he can only grab a moment to do it while the baby sleeps!!
The Chu family carefully plotted to make him lose control at a press conference and confirm the scandal.
Gu Hanshen was just about to turn evil when a sudden, babyish "Daddy, neinei~" from under the table stopped him dead in his tracks.
Gu Hanshen expertly picked up the baby: "Interview's on hold. I need to feed him."
Everyone else: ??!!!
●Other worlds:
The Factory Eunuch Is Having a Baby!
The Villain in a Period Novel Has a Lucky Little Baby~
The Beautiful but Wretched Immortal Lord Begins a Brand-New Cultivation Journey with an External Golden Core (?)
The Blackened Saintly Dad's Butt Egg
When the CEO Alpha Finds His Billionaire Heir Baby
Note: 1. Split-up dads and their biological egg; the egg is laid in a nontraditional way. 2. Mainly about family affection and raising a baby. The biological dads have no romantic pairings. The baby's romance only begins after he comes of age, and plays a very small part (1v1, happy ending).
Theme: Love makes us better people
I suddenly received a V-clearance notification, why did I end up raising another one to death [crying]
This is not very well written and can be finished. Why do you explain it?
I started a new book because I lost my inspiration. Can I write a complete book with these two books? I would like to ask. We readers of this book have been waiting and waiting for two days. It's been almost half a month now. In the end, you started a new book. It's so disappointing.
After seeing the comments from other sisters, I knew that the author had written a new article. What about after July 30th as originally mentioned? Did the author write two books at once? Originally, the serialization of Chasing Chasing did seem to lack the excitement of the first time I watched it, and gradually became a bit boring, but Yun Hao is really cute, and I really want to see Yun Hao's happy daily life living with her three dads. Why.
Woohoo, I received the release notice, so sad.
Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to cry I really like dizzy
The halo baby is really cute???
[Afraid] I received a release notice.
What a pity, I really liked reading this book [changed]
Madam, if it doesn't work, let's solve the V, okay?
If you don't understand V, I've updated it for several months and I still can't understand it. The look and feel is so bad. Give me back my coins. I'm really convinced [clown][clown][clown][clown]
"Monster Daddy from Tamping to Pulling [Quick Wear]"
The Late Husband's Brother Read His Mind and Gave Birth to a Child.
Recognized Back to the Empire Ten Years Early
Is There an A? Come Eight! [Wearing Books]
Erha Disguises Herself as the Villain's Scheming Wife
The Kid from a Wealthy Family Is Here!
I Am Happy to Have Returned to a Wealthy Family Twenty Years Early.
The Son of His Arch-Enemy, the God of Learning, Came Through.
After My Dad Married a Wealthy Tycoon by Contract
The Rich Dad Goes Viral for His Shameless Antics on a Parenting Show
I Transmigrated into a Wealthy Family as the Stepdad, and I Can't Stop Laughing
None of the Patients Are Acting Right
I suddenly received a V-clearance notification, why did I end up raising another one to death [crying]
This is not very well written and can be finished. Why do you explain it?
I started a new book because I lost my inspiration. Can I write a complete book with these two books? I would like to ask. We readers of this book have been waiting and waiting for two days. It's been almost half a month now. In the end, you started a new book. It's so disappointing.
After seeing the comments from other sisters, I knew that the author had written a new article. What about after July 30th as originally mentioned? Did the author write two books at once? Originally, the serialization of Chasing Chasing did seem to lack the excitement of the first time I watched it, and gradually became a bit boring, but Yun Hao is really cute, and I really want to see Yun Hao's happy daily life living with her three dads. Why.
Woohoo, I received the release notice, so sad.
Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to cry I really like dizzy
The halo baby is really cute???
[Afraid] I received a release notice. What a pity, I really liked reading this book [changed]
Madam, if it doesn't work, let's solve the V, okay?
If you don't understand V, I've updated it for several months and I still can't understand it. The look and feel is so bad. Give me back my coins. I'm really convinced [clown][clown][clown][clown]