A new illustration of the little zombie and his dad is up on Weibo.
Western fantasy coming soon: The Dragon's Fake Princess
Silly, sweet dragon bottom x scheming, cross-dressing princess top
Synopsis:
#What's it like when all your classmates can hear your thoughts?
When Jiang Xiaojiang wakes up, he discovers that he and his dad have arrived in the interstellar age.
To keep up with the times, Xiaojiang is sent to the kindergarten nearest home. By a stroke of bad luck, he ends up in the most troublesome class.
Xiaojiang is a well-behaved child with a steady temperament. He doesn't talk much, and after starting school, he sits quietly by himself at the back of the class, hugging his scary teddy bear.
What Xiaojiang doesn't know is that every kid in his class can hear his thoughts.
At the singing competition, the little mermaid accidentally puts everyone to sleep.
The only one still awake in the audience is Xiaojiang: [He sings so beautifully~]
The little mermaid: Someone finally understands me!
The undercover prince from an enemy nation deliberately knocks the roof off the school building.
Xiaojiang: [If he doesn't knock it down now, it's going to collapse. He's a good person.]
The little prince: ???
At the kindergarten dance competition, the little bug king does an awkward social dance.
Xiaojiang claps quietly: [He looks so cool doing the Thomas spin.]
The little bug king, moved to tears: My dearest friend!
Every troublesome kid in the class is fighting to be friends with Xiaojiang, and the principal finds it unbelievable.
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They say a kid at Little Red Flower Kindergarten is very popular.
Long Xiaoche has just transferred in, wearing a sour expression. He's naturally able to read other people's thoughts.
He keeps a blank face, dark circles under his adorable eyes, and can't sleep because he's bombarded with different thoughts every day.
On his first day, in the noisy classroom, a group of children scramble to hold the hand of a quiet, well-behaved little boy.
He's stunned to discover that he can't hear that one child's thoughts at all.
The well-behaved little boy just sits there without moving, yet for the first time, Long Xiaoche feels that the world can be so peaceful...
He never believed anyone could be that popular. The kid must be putting on an act.
But soon, the little bug king shares his toys with Xiaojiang every day, and Long Xiaoche always has to beat him to it. "This is the latest model of Mecha Warrior."
The little mermaid gives Xiaojiang some fruit, and Long Xiaoche proudly pulls out a piece several times bigger. "Eat mine first!"
And every day, he rushes into the classroom first just to claim the seat beside Xiaojiang.
Jiang Xiaojiang, who has always kept to himself and had few friends, blushes slightly: "..."
Huh? Why is everyone fighting to snuggle up to me?
1. Little Jiangjiang has a special ability too, and gradually wins over the whole class.
2. The top can't hear Xiaojiang's thoughts, but Xiaojiang can hear his. The young top will come around in the end.
3. Every little one is super cute. Character designs will be posted on Weibo from time to time.
4. Everyday slice-of-life, funny and heartwarming, with an adorable kindergarten setting.
5. A parallel-world crossover featuring kids from other books: Raising Pets with AI Requires Caution, Pheromone Anosmia, No Pigs Allowed Under the Sea, Angels Are Not Allowed to Cuddle, The God of Misfortune Is Not Allowed to Cook, and A Purple-Gold Hammer Fell from the Sky.
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The Dragon's Fake Princess
Silly, sweet dragon bottom x scheming, cross-dressing princess top
After enduring ten thousand years of trials, the dragon Sithli finally reaches the pinnacle of his dragon life. He has glory, countless treasures, and a hundred-meter-tall tower.
But in the end, he can't escape his family's insistence that he get married. "A successful dragon needs more than treasures and a tower. You have to kidnap a princess to show off your status. That's what makes you a hot prospect on the marriage market!"
"Fine. How could a successful dragon like me not have a princess to wait on me? I have to put on a show!"
Nearly every princess in every kingdom has been kidnapped by dragons. These days, princesses are in short supply.
As Sithli wonders where to find a princess, a flyer drifts down the street: [Dragons Wanted to Kidnap a Princess]
"Huh? They're paying us, too? I can't pass up a deal like this!"
Being greedy for a bargain is a chronic flaw of the dragon clan.
Legend has it that the princess is hideously ugly, so no dragon wants her.
Sithli doesn't care about that. He's only interested in the "dowry" they're offering.
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Being kidnapped by a dragon is an honor for any kingdom.
Unfortunately, this kingdom has princes but no princesses, and the other kingdoms are always laughing at them.
One day, a gullible dragon signs a contract for a trifling reward.
When the appointed day arrives, the dragon grandly carries off the princess.
Sithli locks the princess in his tower. On closer inspection, she isn't nearly as ugly as the rumors claimed. In fact, she's breathtakingly beautiful.
But the princess is pampered and spoiled. Sithli meant to get himself a little servant, but ends up waiting on the princess every day.
And the princess ruins countless matchmaking attempts for him.
Rumor has it that the dragon in the Demon King's Castle never brushes his teeth or takes a bath, and is ugly, fat, and pathetic...
Sithli becomes notorious among the respectable dragons.
Sithli jumps up and down in a rage, then turns on the princess. "What is the meaning of this?"
The beautiful princess simply smiles without replying.
Only later does Sithli discover that the princess he kidnapped for a bargain is a man, and the contract he signed was a marriage contract.
The hundred-meter-tall dragon stomps so hard the earth shakes. "No, no! I want to return him!"
Note: A companion story to Angels Are Not Allowed to Cuddle, set in the same world.
Theme: Strive to live life well and keep looking on the bright side.
After watching Xiao Jiang for so long, he seems to be a doormat. The main character is not only stalking but also begging. He is very senseless, has no sense of boundaries, and has a heart attack [angry]
I hope Jiang's father is beautiful alone. Xiao Gong is too immature and only stalks and fights. He is not suitable to be Xiao Jiang's new father.
Prince Rui: I have decided, that will be my future in-laws
I thought I would grow up slowly
Yo, yo, I'm watching so closely now. I'm really looking forward to it when I grow up.
Finally Xiao Shu is going to have a wife [Come on] Zhan Bao is also happy [Rainbow Fart]
It's your turn too, kid
I want to see Xiaojiang with a butterfly hairpin
The story of childhood sweethearts and long-lasting love, Long Zheng CP opens
After watching Xiao Jiang for so long, he seems to be a doormat. The main character is not only stalking but also begging. He is very senseless, has no sense of boundaries, and has a heart attack [angry]
I hope Jiang's father is beautiful alone. Xiao Gong is too immature and only stalks and fights. He is not suitable to be Xiao Jiang's new father.
Prince Rui: I have decided, that will be my future in-laws
I thought I would grow up slowly
Yo, yo, I'm watching so closely now. I'm really looking forward to it when I grow up.
Finally Xiao Shu is going to have a wife [Come on] Zhan Bao is also happy [Rainbow Fart]
It's your turn too, kid
I want to see Xiaojiang with a butterfly hairpin
The story of childhood sweethearts and long-lasting love, Long Zheng CP opens
Cute baby, let sister suck it